how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

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the proles love their pornosec

I love GLP for this kind of threads!

Snapshots of classic post-modern Americana. Rare.

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I think I must have just somehow magically found atleast one porn magazine a week somewhere in the woods... Maybe they just appear there because little boys "wish" them into existence? If so, why didn't we just wish the real thing into existence? Oh, that's right - the real thing talks and makes demands...

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Hoo dat I see walkin in these woods??

Must be LRRH

Last Edited by Ahim-sa on 10/18/2009 08:39 PM

Me materialized the pictures of naked women with our horny teenage minds!

Ya but Marge Simpson wasn't in them.

I agree with the OP. I use to always find porn mags in the woods. Found a bunch stashed in a 40 gal drum one time. Found some at an abandoned picnic table in the middle of the woods another. I did find some a last year, felt a tinge of nostalgia. I should start buying porn mags and hiding them in the woods to carry on the cycle.

That's the spirit! We can't allow this great rite of initiation to vanish from the earth simply because of internet porn...

I bet you have just handed Stephen King his next great plot, and for cheap!



"Pornwoods" by Stephen King!

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THE ONION plagiarized the OP of this thread...

Not if the OP was just testing out this subject on GLP, where he or she owns and or works for the ONION.

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Wow, 12 pages on this. I would read on, but I already know why they are there. That's right, I already know...

lol pretty funny stuff. As a kid we always stashed porn down by our old fising holes. Hah wonder if anyone else ever found it.

Truthfully we cut through a park on the way to grammar school and found some in the woods behind a house.
But this was in the late 70's...are people still chucking them in the woods???

They are sickos.

Ok so we had this huge field and in the middle of it was a ring of trees... all the younger kids called it satans circle... well me and few buddies go out to it one day and their is a cooler full of Zima and about 15 porn mags... were were 13.... got all kinds of drunk... I was so messed up that my mom busted me when i was trying to sneek a mag into the house under my jacket... :(

Disgusting.

You found it?

What did it say?