how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods? | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 799874 United Kingdom 12/09/2009 03:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i remember finding a stash..there was actually some up in the branches too Quoting: Anonymous Coward 836675its kinda funny how noone destroyed it, they had respect for the next boys who came along! haha so true. not just woods. old abandoned buildings too. they were always left for the next guy though sometimes pages would be stuck which pissed me off a bit cos i didnt really like the stories |
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Zephyr333 User ID: 814695 United States 12/12/2009 09:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HEHE. He said 'wood'. "I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave." Diogenes "Some have little power to do good, and have likewise little strength to resist evil" (Samuel Johnson). "The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or as a curse."--Don Juan |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 836098 United States 12/12/2009 09:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I lived in the city, but I remember riding my bike with my buddies (do kids still do that?) to back alleys and finding porn mags on the ground near the dumpster. Sometime they were ripped up and warped, but we were happy when we were able to make out the private parts. Those were the days. You had to go on an adventure to find treasures like that. You appreciated things a lot more. These days, kids can find mountains of this stuff with just a click of a mouse, and in crystal clear HD quality. They take it for granted these days and the adventure aspect is all gone. |
Gnome perv User ID: 839846 United States 12/13/2009 03:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | would always find copies of old oui,cherry,penthouse and more in the woods by the traintracks, or the woods off the creeks. Was a typical day to go ride bikes,throw some rocks and see what we could find. Light a city that we stole earlier from the liquor store. what a trip to think that so many of us all found these treasures. We are obligated to keep it going. And I bet many of us don't buy too many mags anymore. We need to go down to the liquor store,get a few beers, get a few random prepackaged mags, and go drop them off the let the legacy continue. And yes kids still go lurk around the woods throwin rocks,swearing and looking for treasures. Share the wealth. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 809244 Canada 12/13/2009 04:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lol thats so true. Seemed like every time I went in the woods I found a porn mag and a mattress Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75674went to the creek and found some mags and there was an old dirty matress there and also a 2 seater oouch.werid. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 809244 Canada 12/13/2009 04:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lol thats so true. Seemed like every time I went in the woods I found a porn mag and a mattress Quoting: Anonymous Coward 809244went to the creek and found some mags and there was an old dirty matress there and also a 2 seater oouch.werid. when i was in my early teens. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 844551 United Kingdom 12/19/2009 02:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread is a GLP Classic Hall of Fame contender! I remember, as a schoolkid, finding porn mags all over the place. The best one was picked up from a gutter on a main road. It was titled, "Domestic Discipline", and had cartoony pictures of some brutal guy spanking a sexy woman's bare ass! Happy days! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 806982 United States 12/19/2009 02:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL! I agree this thread should be pinned. It's just too funny (because it's true) and brings back a lot of memories (mammaries). Quoting: Skanno 76271I grew up in the desert but we used to get them from the dumpster at the Circle K and then stash em in a fort we made in a little wash outside the community I lived in. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 721254 United States 12/19/2009 02:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread is a GLP Classic Hall of Fame contender! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 844551I remember, as a schoolkid, finding porn mags all over the place. The best one was picked up from a gutter on a main road. It was titled, "Domestic Discipline", and had cartoony pictures of some brutal guy spanking a sexy woman's bare ass! Happy days! Great intro for a kid to bdsm and porn. The detective mags were hot too. You could always see them in newsstands among everything else with hot looking bound and gagged women on the covers and stuff. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 844426 United States 12/19/2009 03:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The next day, we rode back to the spot. The lousy traps were untriggered but the precious was gone. I accused my best friend of telling his older brothers about the precious. After denying it several times he finally admitted to it. I felt so betrayed. Later, we returned to his house to play Nintendo and I forgave him. |
ScrumpTheTexan Forum Administrator User ID: 844185 United States 12/21/2009 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What a bizarro & completely TRUE thread. When I was a kid, it depended on location. At my Mom's (Dallas-area) it was the local car-wash & an over-grown alley an an area behind my house (very good neighborhood... but Hustler's GREW in this alley) At my Dad's ("the Land") we've got huge acreage that's been in the Fam for decades. Just adjacent to our property is land that my Brother & I would frequently explore (*crossing the fence*... a no-no). More than once, we found porn in the woods. I remember once, w/ a friend, going & LOOKING for mags. We (based on previous experience) surmised that since we'd found them secreted away in various hidey-holes on other occasions, that hollow trees and root-hollows might be a good place to look. We were maybe 9 or 10. We found a stash in the roots of a tree in the woods the first time we tried. I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 721254 United States 12/21/2009 09:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Earlier stuff was pretty softcore. Remember when Playboy first started showing bush. Wondering what teens did before the age of published porn. OK I know Kinsey said most rural kids had sex with animals, but what about city kids? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 845491 United States 12/21/2009 09:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I never found porn in the woods. There was just Uncle Creepy and his sucky stick. He always told me to keep our secret but one day I told my mom and after that Uncle Creepy was gone! Then mommy made me talk to the man with the soft voice and the couch for 5 years. :( |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 721254 United States 12/21/2009 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I never found porn in the woods. There was just Uncle Creepy and his sucky stick. He always told me to keep our secret but one day I told my mom and after that Uncle Creepy was gone! Then mommy made me talk to the man with the soft voice and the couch for 5 years. :( Quoting: Anonymous Coward 845491:2funnies: |
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