how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

No way.

Hehe, me and my best friend found a porno mag stuffed into a pipe in the woods behind our elementary school. This was probably when we were in the 6th grade or so. That was the best find ever, we split it in half and then swapped the halves after awhile.

normal rockwell shoulda painted a picture of this ... same here

My older sisters friends said I should be a underwear model when I was a pre-teen. I would strip down to tidy-whities everyday after school and just run around the house. But since a did have a bulge I would have been embarrassed to be caught by still photography. I stopped the undie only when my sister & friends hit high school, to much unreciprocating grap assing.

Damn as a little kid in the 70's and a teen in the 80's we kids were always walking and riding our bikes everywhere. Every so often we stumbled across them! You're right always in the woods. Guess in the days before the net pulp porn was pretty much all there was. Video cassettes wasn't even out till what, early 90's? So that meant xxx theaters and fuckbooks. I'm thinking most of the Woods porn was stolen from parents by teens and chucked where they jacked. That and drugged up hippy pervs do Wood wack n jacks. Funny didn't know it was pandemic! Just thought it was the woods I went in! I toss em and keep coming back till the pages rotted or found others. Never did whack it to any of them. I was like 12 y/o. Time I was 13 I was not out adventuring finding the smutt. And by the time I was 14 I was getting laid and when I did jackit, it was straight from the imagination with no stimuli. And in those days people didn't openly admit they jacked off! You'ldbe looked upon like a fag!

They were always by the railroad track when I was a kid. People would throw them off the foot bridge.

I can confirm this phenomenon in Norway as well.

Oh really...

Where exactly are you in Norway? Hmmm???

Are you finding more of this ever since the spiral?

Norway is where all this began.

More porn in the woods in Norway you mean? I'm not the Norwegian you were refering to but I'll give my opinion. I think masturbation is it at an all time historical high. At a click in seconds any type of porn is right in front of your face. Hard to stay away from it! I'm mean after all what type of man with a healthy libido can resist looking at hot sexy women getting fucked hard in every concievable posistion and scenario? Hard not to reach down and stroke it real quick and move on. Even if you've got a woman! So kids/teens/boys who have somewhat of a parental lease kept on their net activity are going to be the ones still getting the magazines. That and sone old school computer resistence types plus a handful of nostalgic types. I'm thinking; fucking spirals or not, the wood porn is an endagered species. The rags are expensive(and economy is bad=everyone's broke) they're are put up in stores= harder for kids to steal and video is easier,cheaper, accessable and much more stimulating.

Norwegian wood

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Epic thread.

Porn-woods-trees, Symbolic of Lucifer introducing us to the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Not that sex in itself is evil. But men are wired for raunch, lol. women are more wired to love. A new human will emerge, one that isnt so connected and enslaved to visual stimulation, lol. Its all hormones, genetics, We will be re-designed as tradition of the Elohim.

That's really weird because i found some a few times as a child, i actually started a man hunt because i told my parents i saw a girl getting hurt in the woods. No bullshit, but what i saw was bondage S&M porn mags LMAO!!!

SMOKEY THE BEAR

HAHA This thread is ancient.

The Answer....There are no more WOODS! Ther are houses, malls and Walmarts. We cut down all the trees to make more porn mags!!

Ancient or not it is freaking true. I remember finding these a lot. Found them on school play grounds few times 1st or 2nd grade. I still have the image in mind, I am doomed. Some bald guy in his office pokin a blowup doll. I think they were either left by teenagers, or they were planted there by some cultish types.

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I also found porn in the bush when I was young, many pages stuck together - hopefully from the rain and general weathering.

Better to find porn mags in the woods, than a wood(y) in the porn mags. What? That doesn't make sense.

Yes it does.