Had a good chuckle over this one as this was a universal experience if you were growing up in the 60's/70's.

"Why, you younguns have it easy with porn nowadays! Back in MY day, we had to work for our porn. We had to trudge miles thru dense woods, turning over rotted stumps in hopes of finding a damp, moldy, creased centerfold! And when we found one, we were THANKFUL!"

But getting back to reality, AC#72500 is so right...