k i just realized that when i was at my cousins house we found a porn bunker... a big square hole in the ground somewhere around a mile away from the highway that was about 4 feet deep and a 2 foot tall roof/leanto. there was this wierd breifcase in there with fake medicine in it for display or something? then there was an umbrella, a beach chair, and some sort of tool for a car and finally some porn mags stached under leaves in a milkcrate. looking back, it scares the hell out of me to think about who went that far in the woods to jack off. my belief is those freaks from the hills have eyes go there to rub one out.

THE WOODS HAVE EYES! oh no those are just pedophiles in trees checking out the dumb kids that took the bait.