I'm bored at work... Ask me a question!

When you shave your balls, do you go with the grain or against it?

Against, makes it smoother.

What the title of this movie?

When I was a kid, there was an adverture movie full of monsters and magic. In one scene, a witch who has a potion that can turn her into crow. But later the potion was not enough to turn her back to human again and she ended up with a big bird feet. What's that movie?

What are your thoughts on String Theory?

What do you do for a living?

What's your salary?

No idea what movie that is lol..

As far as the string theory goes.. Its interesting, but it makes my mind run in circles... My ADHD doesnt like that shit xD

Im an IT manager for a car dealership/golfcart dealership/collision center.

$60k / year

:redneckyaughtclu:

What is it proper etiquette when taking your sister out on a date… should you go for it on the first date?

No,when dealing with your sister, you dont go on a date until AFTER youve already had it.. Cousins, you wait until the first date.

Why aren't you working?
And why are you using the company internet to
surf these weird sites?
Please step into my office...we need to talk.
- Your Boss

I am working. Im using GLP to test the bandwidth and make sure the interwebz are functioning properly.

Ah thank you kind Sir


Ok I got a real question….. it being tax season should you not be really busy this time of year with all the PEEPS buying cars with refund checks?

i,m ops ceo wondering wtf am i paying him 60k a year for.

MY OFFICE NOW

@ Ya Right Thats the joy of being the IT manager, Im only busy when shit breaks, the rest of the time, i just keep inventory updated on the backend, which I automated... And the boss is out sick today =P

and just who the fuck re you?

O I C

Cool then rock on dude and have fun at work

Will you hire me? I have big tits and a tight ass.

Do you ever get bored and change someone's password in the Active Directory or whatever you use, and wait for them to call. Then fix it up for them, and it makes them happy?

Post pics and Ill think about it.

Nah, but i do randomly unblock facebook so they get all excited, then block it again and listen to em bitch.. Its rather funny lol

I'm the Boss.


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MOM! I asked you to stop posting on GLP

how many wives you have?
do u love your dog more than your child?
what car you drive?
what do u think about nexus7 ?

Only 1 wife.. 2 kids.. No Pets, and the Nexus 7 is epic.. Fuck apple.. Google FTW!

Ah forgot the car.. Its a 97 Chevy z71 extended cab, 6 inch lift, BF Goodrich T/A KOs. Red... Its my baby, Bought it new, shes got 270k miles on her, never had a hiccup, drives like she did day 1..... Yes, us rednecks are obsesed with our trucks,,

My boss walks in a few times a week and asks if there is an asteroid or earthquake on the way. As long as work gets done and money is made in the company favor there are not too many restrictions.

Is this you, OP?

Quiet, son! I need to bring home the bacon!

Yep... lol