Hello, folks!

This is just your friendly Government Weatherman here to say that if you see some monster tornadoes associated with this storm, don't be alarmed.

Monster tornadoes in February: perfectly normal.

Asteroids falling all over the place: just a cosmic coincidence.

Fish dying by the millions; Rivers turning blood red; Spiders falling out of the sky; Earthquakes, tsunamis, fires, monster storms, etc: nothing to see here. Move along.

Thank you!