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how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)

 
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how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
step 1:

collect a thousand potatoes.

step 2: collect a thousand pennies and nails.

step 3: get about 4000 connecting cords from your electronic store (may have to order them in)

step 4: Cut all the potatoes in half.

step 5: Line them up in a large room of your house (make sure you have a big spare room avaliable) and place the pennies and nails in the potatoes.

step 6: Use the connecting cords to connect of the potatoes up in a circuit using the pennies and nails terminals.

step 7: get a special kind of adapter to plug the terminals into your mobile phone.

step 8: Wait for it to recharge.


There you have it, how to get your mobile phone battery recharged in a blackout. You can also recharge things like your mp3 ipod. Not your laptop. You need about a million potatoes for that.

Make sure you throw all your potatoes away when you finished, keep a fresh stock of potatoes for any time a black out may occur in case you need your mobile. You can also do this with lemons.
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
and how will you make the call if the power to the tower is out too?
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
you lost me at "get a thousand potatoes"
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
I have a handheld radio/flashlight that is solar and dynamo powered with a usb port in it, so suck them apples sucker. Either your prepared or your not punk think about it. Also said device is 20 bucks on ebay get your lazy asses there and get one.
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
and how will you make the call if the power to the tower is out too?
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You can build your own tower. That will be in my oranges and bananas tower guide. I didn't get around to that part.

suffice it to say don't throw away your banana peels right away...
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
I have a handheld radio/flashlight that is solar and dynamo powered with a usb port in it, so suck them apples sucker. Either your prepared or your not punk think about it. Also said device is 20 bucks on ebay get your lazy asses there and get one.
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that's the wrong way to go about it. You didn't even make it yourself. You may as well buy a nuclear power plant, way to destroy the environment asshole.

At least potatoes are organic.
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
dude shut your dumb criminal austrailan mouth... Youre a stupid POS
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dude shut your dumb criminal austrailan mouth... Youre a stupid POS
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what's a 'POS'?
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
I have a handheld radio/flashlight that is solar and dynamo powered with a usb port in it, so suck them apples sucker. Either your prepared or your not punk think about it. Also said device is 20 bucks on ebay get your lazy asses there and get one.
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And a usb port? Cool, ima get me one of those thumbs

dude shut your dumb criminal austrailan mouth... Youre a stupid POS
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what's a 'POS'?
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You!
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
I have a handheld radio/flashlight that is solar and dynamo powered with a usb port in it, so suck them apples sucker. Either your prepared or your not punk think about it. Also said device is 20 bucks on ebay get your lazy asses there and get one.
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And a usb port? Cool, ima get me one of those thumbs

dude shut your dumb criminal austrailan mouth... Youre a stupid POS
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what's a 'POS'?
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You!
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Thank you for the back up, go on ebay and type in solar powered emergency radio, just look through til you see the one with the usb port.
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
How to make a million dollars.

First. Get a million dollars.

Second. See it's easy.

Now send me 10%.

Done deal.
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you lost me at "get a thousand potatoes"
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
Sigh
for anyone reading this for serious information

But a 20 dollar power inverter plug into cigarette lighter
Buy a 20 dollar solar battery maintainer
free battery charging power for several years
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
I have a handheld radio/flashlight that is solar and dynamo powered with a usb port in it, so suck them apples sucker. Either your prepared or your not punk think about it. Also said device is 20 bucks on ebay get your lazy asses there and get one.
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And a usb port? Cool, ima get me one of those thumbs
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Look for something like this if you can:


[link to www.amazon.com]

greenkarma

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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
step 1:

collect a thousand potatoes.

step 2: collect a thousand pennies and nails.

step 3: get about 4000 connecting cords from your electronic store (may have to order them in)

step 4: Cut all the potatoes in half.

step 5: Line them up in a large room of your house (make sure you have a big spare room avaliable) and place the pennies and nails in the potatoes.

step 6: Use the connecting cords to connect of the potatoes up in a circuit using the pennies and nails terminals.

step 7: get a special kind of adapter to plug the terminals into your mobile phone.

step 8: Wait for it to recharge.


There you have it, how to get your mobile phone battery recharged in a blackout. You can also recharge things like your mp3 ipod. Not your laptop. You need about a million potatoes for that.

Make sure you throw all your potatoes away when you finished, keep a fresh stock of potatoes for any time a black out may occur in case you need your mobile. You can also do this with lemons.
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Wouldn't it be easier to use a bicycle and a dynamo?
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I loved it, OP! hf
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
step 1:

collect a thousand potatoes.

step 2: collect a thousand pennies and nails.

step 3: get about 4000 connecting cords from your electronic store (may have to order them in)

step 4: Cut all the potatoes in half.

step 5: Line them up in a large room of your house (make sure you have a big spare room avaliable) and place the pennies and nails in the potatoes.

step 6: Use the connecting cords to connect of the potatoes up in a circuit using the pennies and nails terminals.

step 7: get a special kind of adapter to plug the terminals into your mobile phone.

step 8: Wait for it to recharge.


There you have it, how to get your mobile phone battery recharged in a blackout. You can also recharge things like your mp3 ipod. Not your laptop. You need about a million potatoes for that.

Make sure you throw all your potatoes away when you finished, keep a fresh stock of potatoes for any time a black out may occur in case you need your mobile. You can also do this with lemons.
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Wouldn't it be easier to use a bicycle and a dynamo?
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You can't eat the bicycle or dynamo. However you can eat the potatoes afterwards. You can also use the pennies for money.

This is the way we do things. We look for practicality. There is nothing that is more environmentally friendly and efficient that having your dinner also be able to recharge your mobile in a blackout.

What more could you ask for?

you could even use the nails, to fix any damage to your house if a storm has damaged it from the black out.

the connecting cord can also be used as a rope in extreme circumstances.
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02/20/2013 08:32 PM
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if you sacrifice a thousand potatoes and copper to charge your dumbass cellphone, you aren't ready.
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
I have a handheld radio/flashlight that is solar and dynamo powered with a usb port in it, so suck them apples sucker. Either your prepared or your not punk think about it. Also said device is 20 bucks on ebay get your lazy asses there and get one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34356336


And a usb port? Cool, ima get me one of those thumbs
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Look for something like this if you can:


[link to www.amazon.com]

:greenkarma:
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mines very similar, but was 8 dollars cheaper and is silver. Radio sucks a little but not really abaout the radio
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
if you sacrifice a thousand potatoes and copper to charge your dumbass cellphone, you aren't ready.
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Why not? We sacrifice gallons of oil and coal and other resources to drive our stupidly inefficient motor cars and print our silly newspapers from millions of cut down trees and electricity that are about as efficient as a cat on a hot tin roof. It makes about as much sense as a baby in a strip club.

So I'm just going along with the status quo here and taking the next obvious step. We need to bring this stupidity to a new level now, and I suggest potato batteries.

That way I can spout my environmental arrogance and pretend to be green at the same time, the latest trend....

so start carving up that land to plant all those potatoes cause we got some potatoe batteries to make.

plutocrats think of the business opportunity, the profit to be made out of this type of retardedness. People are almost ready to accept such a thing, and now is the time to suggest this idea.
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

POTATO PHONE

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

POTATO PHOOONE
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RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

POTATO PHONE

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

POTATO PHOOONE
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ET phone potato garden.
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
and how will you make the call if the power to the tower is out too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12064276


You can build your own tower. That will be in my oranges and bananas tower guide. I didn't get around to that part.

suffice it to say don't throw away your banana peels right away...
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chuckle
hehe...
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
Forget the potatoes use lemons instead
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and how will you make the call if the power to the tower is out too?
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putin

Get 2.5 billion potatos..........
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
If you want to save your time - and sanity, just buy this dynamo phone charger for around 18 dollars...

[link to www.gooutdoors.co.uk]
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and how will you make the call if the power to the tower is out too?
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putin

Get 2.5 billion potatos..........
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Exactly, the first step is to farm half the earth for potatoes to fuel the rocket ship to mars.

Cause we going to need to land on mars to farm more potatoes.
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
It would be more efficient to cook and eat the potatoes.

Then use that energy to turn a hand crank cell phone charger.

Or just plug it into a USB to cigarette lighter adapter in your car.

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Or get the power pot from www.werd.com
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so I cant use my home generator?
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
I have a handheld radio/flashlight that is solar and dynamo powered with a usb port in it, so suck them apples sucker. Either your prepared or your not punk think about it. Also said device is 20 bucks on ebay get your lazy asses there and get one.
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that's the wrong way to go about it. You didn't even make it yourself. You may as well buy a nuclear power plant, way to destroy the environment asshole.

At least potatoes are organic.
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stfu

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