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how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/20/2013 09:23 PM
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
so I cant use my home generator?
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If you want to blow up the planet and possibly set off the thousands of nukes they got lying around, then be my guest, destroy us all by dangerously tampering with the weaponized sort of generator you purchased.

Or you can do the sensible thing and stop being a terrorist, and create your own carrot top banana operated back yard bore water fountain generator.

Use the fruit powered watermill to power your home. Then there's no danger of the nukes going off.
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02/20/2013 09:29 PM
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
and how will you make the call if the power to the tower is out too?
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putin

Get 2.5 billion potatos..........
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Exactly, the first step is to farm half the earth for potatoes to fuel the rocket ship to mars.

Cause we going to need to land on mars to farm more potatoes.
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cruise
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02/20/2013 09:34 PM
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dude shut your dumb criminal austrailan mouth... Youre a stupid POS
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what's a 'POS'?
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POS= piece of shit, pay him no mind OP, he's just a spud
TDJ

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02/20/2013 09:37 PM

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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
go out to your driveway and plug your phone in to your car charger...done
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02/20/2013 09:46 PM
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
go out to your driveway and plug your phone in to your car charger...done
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when you get to our stage of sophistication you don't have the normal type of car you have made your own lemon operated go kart.

I don't recommend using anything of the old fashioned cars for anything more than a diving board, once you have created your own mashed potato pool with the scraps, and you want to take a quick dip (save water)

Use the roof of the car to dive into the mashed potatoes. That's more fun while you waiting for the other potatoes to recharge your phone the proper way.

other than that I see no other use for the hunk of metal that you call a 'car' to be honest.
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02/20/2013 09:48 PM
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
have you seen all the cars driving around?

You people are batshit insane.

Where do you think all that driving is going to get you?

There's only a certain amount of space before you go around in a circle. The earth is a sphere. You ain't getting no-where.

Just like a mouse on an exercise wheel, you all drive around in your mouse cars for no reason.

So being so stupid.
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02/20/2013 10:02 PM
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
step 1:

collect a thousand potatoes.

step 2: collect a thousand pennies and nails.

step 3: get about 4000 connecting cords from your electronic store (may have to order them in)

step 4: Cut all the potatoes in half.

step 5: Line them up in a large room of your house (make sure you have a big spare room avaliable) and place the pennies and nails in the potatoes.

step 6: Use the connecting cords to connect of the potatoes up in a circuit using the pennies and nails terminals.

step 7: get a special kind of adapter to plug the terminals into your mobile phone.

step 8: Wait for it to recharge.


There you have it, how to get your mobile phone battery recharged in a blackout. You can also recharge things like your mp3 ipod. Not your laptop. You need about a million potatoes for that.

Make sure you throw all your potatoes away when you finished, keep a fresh stock of potatoes for any time a black out may occur in case you need your mobile. You can also do this with lemons.
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do they sell solar panels at that electronics store?
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02/20/2013 10:03 PM
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Re: how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)
step 1:

collect a thousand potatoes.

step 2: collect a thousand pennies and nails.

step 3: get about 4000 connecting cords from your electronic store (may have to order them in)

step 4: Cut all the potatoes in half.

step 5: Line them up in a large room of your house (make sure you have a big spare room avaliable) and place the pennies and nails in the potatoes.

step 6: Use the connecting cords to connect of the potatoes up in a circuit using the pennies and nails terminals.

step 7: get a special kind of adapter to plug the terminals into your mobile phone.

step 8: Wait for it to recharge.


There you have it, how to get your mobile phone battery recharged in a blackout. You can also recharge things like your mp3 ipod. Not your laptop. You need about a million potatoes for that.

Make sure you throw all your potatoes away when you finished, keep a fresh stock of potatoes for any time a black out may occur in case you need your mobile. You can also do this with lemons.
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Wouldn't it be easier to use a bicycle and a dynamo?
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I'm busy right now, Skipper, the professor wants me to pedal.tounge

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