how to charge your cellphone in a blackout (batteries obsolete)

step 1:

collect a thousand potatoes.

step 2: collect a thousand pennies and nails.

step 3: get about 4000 connecting cords from your electronic store (may have to order them in)

step 4: Cut all the potatoes in half.

step 5: Line them up in a large room of your house (make sure you have a big spare room avaliable) and place the pennies and nails in the potatoes.

step 6: Use the connecting cords to connect of the potatoes up in a circuit using the pennies and nails terminals.

step 7: get a special kind of adapter to plug the terminals into your mobile phone.

step 8: Wait for it to recharge.


There you have it, how to get your mobile phone battery recharged in a blackout. You can also recharge things like your mp3 ipod. Not your laptop. You need about a million potatoes for that.

Make sure you throw all your potatoes away when you finished, keep a fresh stock of potatoes for any time a black out may occur in case you need your mobile. You can also do this with lemons.