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how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????

 
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O man, now I want some polish sausage! nom nom.
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like the one at 0:09?
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nah hahah. Damn , poor guy. I was meaning the real sausage that shows up on the video pic.
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02/21/2013 01:30 AM
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ps its Freud.

Reasons OP is getting divorced:

1) Is 50+ years old and types like a retard.
2) OP is a chubby chaser and likes girls 30 years younger than him.
3) OP calls secret dates 'mentoring'.
4) OP likes emotionally insecure fat chicks. They try harder.
5) OP gives his money to strangers in the street and then believes he's a saint.
6) OP is rude and swears way too much.
7) OP is violent when questioned, probably a wife beater.
8) OP is technologically impaired.
9) OP is a keyboard warrior and wants to fight strangers on the internet.
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10 ) OP claims disability benefit with a bad back.
11 ) Uses disability benefit to date obese potato-tards.
12 ) MFW the tax payer is giving him money to spend on fat chicks and to pay the rent for strangers in the street.
13 ) MFW his back doesnt hurt so bad that he can fuck fatty.
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blackeye
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14) Claims money from the state for a bad back and calls it a disability. Wants to fight a trained navy seal.

5a
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Haha. Bwahahahaha! 14 closed this troll thread.
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02/21/2013 01:31 AM
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seriously?
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She is smarter than you!
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02/21/2013 01:31 AM
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Re: how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????

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O man, now I want some polish sausage! nom nom.
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like the one at 0:09?
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nah hahah. Damn , poor guy. I was meaning the real sausage that shows up on the video pic.
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02/21/2013 01:32 AM
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seriously?
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your wife is cia..
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she is a GLP operative highly trained in psychological warfare skills that involve black ops that bust old men with 15 year olds.
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ahhh...I aint skeeeeeeed of no alphabets...
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I don't think this is sinking in for you. the psychological damage has already started for your wife. she's been detonated. let see how long her fuse goes. You can back peddle all you want. fact is you are sneaking around with a gal 30 years younger and calling it mentoring. Women do crazy things when their lives are interrupted by stuff like this. Maybe not right away, but she is going to be scarred by this, and you will eventually have to deal with the shit storm that cometh.

women be crazy when their men cheat with younger women. you should know this by now, especially if you are Christian. A Christian woman who gets betrayed is far more likely to snap later once she realizes you cloak yourself with the safety of being under the Christian umbrella so you can abuse that and hit on younger girls in the name of Christianity.

You are pathetic and transparent. I feel bad for your wife, her faith will no doubt be shattered.


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seriously?
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She is smarter than you!
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ill agree with u
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02/21/2013 01:34 AM
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seriously?
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She is smarter than you!
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yes and no... she did marry him, lol. that makes her pretty even on the stupid meter.
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02/21/2013 01:36 AM
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seriously?
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She is smarter than you!
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ill agree with u
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What did the texts say?

popcorn
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02/21/2013 01:38 AM
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woot! *nom*
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02/21/2013 01:38 AM
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the 2 sisters are gona pick me up tonight to go to Vegas! WV here and married@ 50....I GOTTA LIVE DAMMIT!
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wait now you're 50? you can't even get YOUR age right... I'm calling B.S. on this.

Trollin
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02/21/2013 01:42 AM
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woot! *nom*
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woot! *nom*
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02/21/2013 01:44 AM
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seriously?
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She is smarter than you!
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ill agree with u
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What did the texts say?

popcorn
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The fact that OP is too much of a pussy to share them means that he knows he's guilty.

Spoiler: Here's how the thread ends. OP gets uber butthurt and pretends that he was trolling all along. In reality, he's spent all night on GLP chatting to strangers when he should have been making it up for his wife. After all this guy does compare himself to John Wayne Lmao.
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I'm 51...the girl is 20....not a sex thing for me....she has issues and I feel sorry for her....I try to help and give advise and i met her and bought her breakfast today....trust me I'm not attracted and only want to help this girl......I know...it's fuckin rare in this world. but that is what my objective is.
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What makes you think you can help a woman better than another woman? This is the way it is supposed to be and that is why I am calling you on this. Women help other women. Women know all about women and their "issues". You, I believe, have issues and your wife is not one of them!
my 2 cents

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02/21/2013 01:49 AM

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OP if you weren't doing anything wrong then why did you hide it from your wife?
Patriotism is supporting your country always -- and your government when they deserve it. Mark Twain


Those who beat their swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who kept their swords. -Benjamin Franklin
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woot! *nom*
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Yeah , I was replying to you [my polish sausage friend] , but only leaving in the YT link it only posted my post.

more sausage!



Sometimes Family Guys Hitler-isms are annoying, but that was funny. LOL
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02/21/2013 01:50 AM
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OP even if you are telling the truth, your marriage clearly has problems if your wife is tracking your phone. I thought Christians were trustworthy people?

Sounds like a wonderful relationship based on trust. /sarcasm\
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02/21/2013 01:54 AM
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woot! *nom*
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Yeah , I was replying to you [my polish sausage friend] , but only leaving in the YT link it only posted my post.

more sausage!



Sometimes Family Guys Hitler-isms are annoying, but that was funny. LOL
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What happened to the Czech. What about Italian Sausage?
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02/21/2013 01:57 AM
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Re: how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????
the clip stops there. Italy would've smacked someone else with their sausage?
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02/21/2013 01:59 AM
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the clip stops there. Italy would've smacked someone else with their sausage?
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Maybe the Czech wieners should've been smacked before Polish too?
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02/21/2013 02:02 AM
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the clip stops there. Italy would've smacked someone else with their sausage?
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Maybe the Czech wieners should've been smacked before Polish too?
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Sometimes only Ballpark Wieners roasted over an open campfire is all that I need.
my 2 cents

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02/21/2013 02:21 AM

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Op here's that picture I took at your wedding.

wedding fail
Patriotism is supporting your country always -- and your government when they deserve it. Mark Twain


Those who beat their swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who kept their swords. -Benjamin Franklin
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02/21/2013 03:56 AM
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02/21/2013 04:39 PM
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Ill say this.....there is some no good mother fuckers on here..... and they degrade Brief? that fucker opened his wallet a few times on here and people (some) cant stand it....there is some fucked up people on here....and u know who u are....come visit me u fucks...I'm open to invitations!
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will your wife be there?

cruise

ah ha

and brief is a robot..no one cares about brief throwing around gov. money
Guns don't kill people, the government does--Dale Gribble, King of the Hill
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Ill say this.....there is some no good mother fuckers on here..... and they degrade Brief? that fucker opened his wallet a few times on here and people (some) cant stand it....there is some fucked up people on here....and u know who u are....come visit me u fucks...I'm open to invitations!
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will your wife be there?

cruise

ah ha

and brief is a robot..no one cares about brief throwing around gov. money
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I think the wife may have taken a rolling pin to OP's head.

5a
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02/21/2013 10:40 PM
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OP, you are an old confused fuckhead who should just literally throw your cell phone away and buy a new one to get rid of the obvious spyware as you are too ancient to figure anything out on your own. As well, it doesn't matter if you want to cum in that fatty's twat or not, it's called perception. It looks weird and gross and freaks people out. Stay away from younger people. Hangout with other old fucks. Talk about weather, arthritis and good ways to beat constipation. If a married old fuck is texting and seeing a younger, albeit obese, woman, it's blatantly obvious you want her pussy, or else you are god damn senile. Which is it grandpa?
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You such a looser.
Why take a stranger to eat out instead of your own wife.
Why are you spending money on anyone other than your wife that you made vows too.
We're your vows a lie? Are they not worth anything?
Is your words and promises nothing more than a lie?

You are supposed to forsake all other when you decide to marry.
Taking a person out to dine is not forsaking all others.



This fat girl needs to find her own hero for her life, any time you take up of her's might mean she could not be in the place and time she needs to be to find her intended mate.


Your a lier! Your a demon!
You are messing up two women's lives doing what your doing.

You should just go away from both of them so they can both have a chance at finding a batter man.
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This is still going on? Ya got to be kidding me!
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