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how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????

 
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She prob installed tracking software on your phone. Anyone can do it...all you need is to have the persons phone for about 5 minutes to program (easy to do) and you are now tracked...texts, GPS, calendars, phone calls, web history, etc.

If she has suspected you of doing something then she prob did this...you can google search your phone on where the spy software may be hidden.

Peace
 Quoting: fly on the wall


^^this... there are programs that install way quicker than 5 minutes...
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Well...back to the subject...TU
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It's really sad when we can't have friends of the opposite sex outside of a marriage. I never ever cheated on my husband...never even thought about it, but he would have been as childish as most of these people making comments here.

After my divorce, I dated a guy for a long time, and he was the same. If I didn't answer my phone when he called, he would immediately think I was out on a date. I never gave him a reason to think that way.

No more relationships for me, and I am now incredibly happy. I now can have guy friends and gal friends and no one is telling me I can't.

Why are some people so immature and jealous?
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Re: how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????
She prob installed tracking software on your phone. Anyone can do it...all you need is to have the persons phone for about 5 minutes to program (easy to do) and you are now tracked...texts, GPS, calendars, phone calls, web history, etc.

If she has suspected you of doing something then she prob did this...you can google search your phone on where the spy software may be hidden.

Peace
 Quoting: fly on the wall


^^this... there are programs that install way quicker than 5 minutes...
 Quoting: IamSawyer


Well...back to the subject...TU
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


It's really sad when we can't have friends of the opposite sex outside of a marriage. I never ever cheated on my husband...never even thought about it, but he would have been as childish as most of these people making comments here.

After my divorce, I dated a guy for a long time, and he was the same. If I didn't answer my phone when he called, he would immediately think I was out on a date. I never gave him a reason to think that way.

No more relationships for me, and I am now incredibly happy. I now can have guy friends and gal friends and no one is telling me I can't.

Why are some people so immature and jealous?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34792504


I once had a "gal friend" just like you. What a little flirt!!
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I'm not fuckin cheating....I fel sorry for this girl...tried to be a mentor and help her.....fuck u who say different.
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But you weren't upfront with your wife about it. If it was so innocent, why wouldn't you tell her?

Would you like her taking a 21 year old boy out to lunch because she was trying to 'help' him without your knowledge? Wouldn't you assume that being sneaky means you have something to hide?
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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bull shit....my text were to a 21 yr old fat short girl who i befriended who has emotional problems...I'm 51 nad have noooooooooooooooooooooo desire to sex her....i took the girl to eat at a restaurant today....nothing else.
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And never told your wife about it ? Think about that. Why didn't you tell her about it.

One word: BUSTED:

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oh yea...before I forget....China Seal Guy...still waiting on yer call pussy.
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maybe he's en route...

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^^this... there are programs that install way quicker than 5 minutes...
 Quoting: IamSawyer


Well...back to the subject...TU
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


It's really sad when we can't have friends of the opposite sex outside of a marriage. I never ever cheated on my husband...never even thought about it, but he would have been as childish as most of these people making comments here.

After my divorce, I dated a guy for a long time, and he was the same. If I didn't answer my phone when he called, he would immediately think I was out on a date. I never gave him a reason to think that way.

No more relationships for me, and I am now incredibly happy. I now can have guy friends and gal friends and no one is telling me I can't.

Why are some people so immature and jealous?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34792504


I once had a "gal friend" just like you. What a little flirt!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27186911


I never flirted when in a relationship. Why would I? Having a friend of the opposite sex isn't flirting. It's a FRIEND, not a potential lover. Why don't guys get it? 1dunno1

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Re: how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????
She prob installed tracking software on your phone. Anyone can do it...all you need is to have the persons phone for about 5 minutes to program (easy to do) and you are now tracked...texts, GPS, calendars, phone calls, web history, etc.

If she has suspected you of doing something then she prob did this...you can google search your phone on where the spy software may be hidden.

Peace
 Quoting: fly on the wall


^^this... there are programs that install way quicker than 5 minutes...
 Quoting: IamSawyer


Well...back to the subject...TU
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


It's really sad when we can't have friends of the opposite sex outside of a marriage. I never ever cheated on my husband...never even thought about it, but he would have been as childish as most of these people making comments here.

After my divorce, I dated a guy for a long time, and he was the same. If I didn't answer my phone when he called, he would immediately think I was out on a date. I never gave him a reason to think that way.

No more relationships for me, and I am now incredibly happy. I now can have guy friends and gal friends and no one is telling me I can't.

Why are some people so immature and jealous?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34792504


Were you meeting your friends of the opposite sex without your husband being aware? If so I can see why you are divorced.
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^^this... there are programs that install way quicker than 5 minutes...
 Quoting: IamSawyer


Well...back to the subject...TU
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


It's really sad when we can't have friends of the opposite sex outside of a marriage. I never ever cheated on my husband...never even thought about it, but he would have been as childish as most of these people making comments here.

After my divorce, I dated a guy for a long time, and he was the same. If I didn't answer my phone when he called, he would immediately think I was out on a date. I never gave him a reason to think that way.

No more relationships for me, and I am now incredibly happy. I now can have guy friends and gal friends and no one is telling me I can't.

Why are some people so immature and jealous?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34792504


Were you meeting your friends of the opposite sex without your husband being aware? If so I can see why you are divorced.
 Quoting: my 2 cents


No way, but he was...and they weren't "friends." By the way...we were married 35 years. Too many separations because of military assignments. That's okay, though...we both are fine.
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bsflag
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sorry ass hole...it's not BS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


try telling that to her.. go ahead.

it's not like you're not about to lose everything anyway. try to fix what's broken if you dare.

tell her you'll give up texting, give up your phone and be a hermit.

don't do shit like that and you won't have problems

"you fuckka me? I fuckka you!" is what you're wife is thinking..

try to turn her around 180, not to hate you anymore.. good luck
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Well...back to the subject...TU
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


It's really sad when we can't have friends of the opposite sex outside of a marriage. I never ever cheated on my husband...never even thought about it, but he would have been as childish as most of these people making comments here.

After my divorce, I dated a guy for a long time, and he was the same. If I didn't answer my phone when he called, he would immediately think I was out on a date. I never gave him a reason to think that way.

No more relationships for me, and I am now incredibly happy. I now can have guy friends and gal friends and no one is telling me I can't.

Why are some people so immature and jealous?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34792504


I once had a "gal friend" just like you. What a little flirt!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27186911


I never flirted when in a relationship. Why would I? Having a friend of the opposite sex isn't flirting. It's a FRIEND, not a potential lover. Why don't guys get it? 1dunno1
 Quoting: nutmeg


because the GUY you're "friends" with isn't after just being friends, so that's not a healthy "friendship" to have.
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It's really sad when we can't have friends of the opposite sex outside of a marriage. I never ever cheated on my husband...never even thought about it, but he would have been as childish as most of these people making comments here.

After my divorce, I dated a guy for a long time, and he was the same. If I didn't answer my phone when he called, he would immediately think I was out on a date. I never gave him a reason to think that way.

No more relationships for me, and I am now incredibly happy. I now can have guy friends and gal friends and no one is telling me I can't.

Why are some people so immature and jealous?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34792504


I once had a "gal friend" just like you. What a little flirt!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27186911


I never flirted when in a relationship. Why would I? Having a friend of the opposite sex isn't flirting. It's a FRIEND, not a potential lover. Why don't guys get it? 1dunno1
 Quoting: nutmeg


because the GUY you're "friends" with isn't after just being friends, so that's not a healthy "friendship" to have.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33353547


I never had guy friends, but some women do. I was accused of being with imaginary guys. I was in a working environment where you were forced to associate with men, but never had a "relationship" in mind. Never ever.

Last Edited by nutmeg on 02/22/2013 04:03 AM
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She got someone 'inside' to program them to her, the illumiati..... freemasons....... antichrists....... perhaps.

People who act 'in place of God' trying to rule your life for you, caused from paranoia, jealousy, distrust or for manipulations to destroy the mind, body and soul, leaving you depleted, trying to damn your soul, as they once-apon-a time rejected their Saviour and are making you responsible for it, using their 'bitch' at the gates of hell for their protection, betrayal, Judas.
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lol if your wife reads your texts and wants a divorce it had to be pretty heavy stuff.

maybe you should call upon (dramatic music) the helptards
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hilarious
yes, now you need (dramatic music) the LEGAL helptards.
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If OP is 51, I'm OJ Simpson.


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If she's spying on your phone you're probably being tracked online as well.
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02/22/2013 09:51 AM
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Ill say this.....there is some no good mother fuckers on here..... and they degrade Brief? that fucker opened his wallet a few times on here and people (some) cant stand it....there is some fucked up people on here....and u know who u are....come visit me u fucks...I'm open to invitations!
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Give me your address....so I can visit your wife when she throws your ass out.
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and spit out text shit she should not have known.... Im pissed
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I hope she gets everything and you get to sleep in your vehicle. Cheaters are liars, disease spreaders and soulless humans. I am happy you were caught! Why deceive and then be upset that you were caught?
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I had to come back and look at this train wreck. Yep, I was right, it's a mess.
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i like you style and your posts.. you are seriously kewl!
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Re: how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????
She prob installed tracking software on your phone. Anyone can do it...all you need is to have the persons phone for about 5 minutes to program (easy to do) and you are now tracked...texts, GPS, calendars, phone calls, web history, etc.

If she has suspected you of doing something then she prob did this...you can google search your phone on where the spy software may be hidden.

Peace
 Quoting: fly on the wall


^^^ This.
Stealth phone software is well known to most people.


That said OP....honestly though....it sounds like you are getting what you deserve anyway.
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mentoring. snoggingtwirlflashbouncebsidewayshitit
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OP, you are an old confused fuckhead who should just literally throw your cell phone away and buy a new one to get rid of the obvious spyware as you are too ancient to figure anything out on your own. As well, it doesn't matter if you want to cum in that fatty's twat or not, it's called perception. It looks weird and gross and freaks people out. Stay away from younger people. Hangout with other old fucks. Talk about weather, arthritis and good ways to beat constipation. If a married old fuck is texting and seeing a younger, albeit obese, woman, it's blatantly obvious you want her pussy, or else you are god damn senile. Which is it grandpa?
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5a best post ever.
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Re: how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????
It could be worse. Instead of just divorce, she could attack you with a 9 iron like the former Mrs. Tiger Woods.

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