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how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????

 
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Op, please feel free to now post on one of the many women hating threads after your wife takes all your money and the house. Welcome to your new life of misery. How the hell do you think your wife feels? You only talk of how mad you are, not about losing the woman you are supposed to love. Hope the fattie was worth it, I would dump you, too.

Ffs, you are stupid.
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yea im fuckin mad....Im being spied on somehow...this is not a joke post.
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So you're mad that you're being spied on? I bet she is really PISSED for being CHEATED on!

Sounds like something I would do if I suspected something. Good for her. Cheaters suck big time! I caught mine while I was out of town. Kicked his ass out right away. I know how your wife feels and you are an ass. It hurts! Maybe you should have gotten a divorce BEFORE you found someone else!

That's just my opinion.
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I wasnt cheating dick for brains! what have u done lately to help someone? go fuck yer self
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I read some more of your posts. What you were doing was cheating and if it was on the up and up, you would have involved your wife in your decision to "mentor".

You may not have had sex with her but there are many forms of cheating and allowing a 20 year old to confide in you is cheating. Emotional cheating is cheating and it leads to more. If you were doing nothing wrong you would have had nothing to hide from your wife. Taking another woman out to dinner is called a date!

I doubt your wife is divorcing you because you were being helpful. At the age of 50 getting a divorce is the last thing a woman wants to do.

Hmmm those must have been some good texts!

Good luck!

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Address please OP. I'm calling you out.
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oh really China? you fucking coward! I'm in west by god Virginia ...
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pack ur lunch bitch....
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It's called a VPN. Is your wife (ex) at the same address. I can come over and give her a good mentoring at the same time. show you how its done.
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ok...come over here...u want the address?
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Address please OP. I'm calling you out.
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oh really China? you fucking coward! I'm in west by god Virginia ...
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pack ur lunch bitch....
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Don't take my kindness for weakness....I'll bury u!
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You would have to be kind for me to mistake your kindness for weakness. You don't seem kind. you seem cruel, calculating and violently abusive. Have you ever hit your soon to be ex wife OP?
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what is she using to get my fuckin texts???????
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Just log in to your billing account online, all there.
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yea im fuckin mad....Im being spied on somehow...this is not a joke post.
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So you're mad that you're being spied on? I bet she is really PISSED for being CHEATED on!

Sounds like something I would do if I suspected something. Good for her. Cheaters suck big time! I caught mine while I was out of town. Kicked his ass out right away. I know how your wife feels and you are an ass. It hurts! Maybe you should have gotten a divorce BEFORE you found someone else!

That's just my opinion.
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I wasnt cheating dick for brains! what have u done lately to help someone? go fuck yer self
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I read some more of your posts. What you were doing was cheating and if it was on the up and up, you would have involved your wife in your decision to "mentor".

You may not have had sex with her but there are many forms of cheating and allowing a 20 year old to confide in you is cheating. Emotional cheating is cheating and it leads to more. If you were doing nothing wrong you would have had nothing to hide from your wife. Taking another woman out to dinner is called a date!

I doubt your wife is divorcing you because you were being helpful. At the age of 50 getting a divorce is the last thing a woman wants to do.

Hmmm those must have been some good texts!

Good luck!
u,,,, quit fucking guessing ya idiot....i have no disire for this young girl u pervert
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yea im fuckin mad....Im being spied on somehow...this is not a joke post.
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suck shit.

when we see a crime we intercept it. Don't expect to get away with cheating if we see something foul.

the truth rules.
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oh really China? you fucking coward! I'm in west by god Virginia ...
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pack ur lunch bitch....
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Don't take my kindness for weakness....I'll bury u!
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You would have to be kind for me to mistake your kindness for weakness. You don't seem kind. you seem cruel, calculating and violently abusive. Have you ever hit your soon to be ex wife OP?
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u,,,, who are yop froids son? u are hiding behind a china ip...yea id give you a addy if u wanna talk...i aint a pussy.
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So is it an iPhone?
You will need to make each user ID into iMesaage different. This is different than the Apple ID that the phones are tied to for iCloud. Your Apple ID and iCloud ID's can be the same but the ID for iMessage needs to be different for each device.
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what is she using to get my fuckin texts???????
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Just log in to your billing account online, all there.
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I did that too and then I went to the singles sites and found him there. He couldn't figure out how I knew he was texting women either and just sat and lied to me and said he wasn't doing anything.

Sometimes a gal just knows when a guy is doing her wrong.

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yea im fuckin mad....Im being spied on somehow...this is not a joke post.
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suck shit.

when we see a crime we intercept it. Don't expect to get away with cheating if we see something foul.

the truth rules.
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oh go fuck yerself u fuuny talkin aussie!
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oh really China? you fucking coward! I'm in west by god Virginia ...
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pack ur lunch bitch....
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It's called a VPN. Is your wife (ex) at the same address. I can come over and give her a good mentoring at the same time. show you how its done.
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ok...come over here...u want the address?
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you can give me your address and I'll be there. I'm a fat 19 year old girl having trouble paying my rent. Maybe you could secretly 'mentor' me and pay me after ;)

Give me your email address, I'll let you know when I'm in the area. SEriously if you want to vent I can be at your place in 2 hours flat.
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and spit out text shit she should not have known.... Im pissed
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Sounds like she's the one who should rightfully be pissed.
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The thread is about how a spouse may obtain text messages from spouses phone, your post is off topic and pretty judgemental for someone who doesn't know the full story, get off your high horse, and stop looking down your long nose at others...
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Shes prolly been watching you for a while, op. Women don't get mad, they get even with your wallet when shes done with you, you won't have any money to take the fattie out.

Sucks to be you
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what is she using to get my fuckin texts???????
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Just log in to your billing account online, all there.
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This is it! also joint billing can give your spouse access.
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and spit out text shit she should not have known.... Im pissed
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Sounds like she's the one who should rightfully be pissed.
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The thread is about how a spouse may obtain text messages from spouses phone, your post is off topic and pretty judgemental for someone who doesn't know the full story, get off your high horse, and stop looking down your long nose at others...
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2+2 usually equals 4. Whatever she found in the texts was enough for her decide to want a divorce over, and OP has admitted to taking a girl 30 years his junior out to dinner without telling his wife. That's cheating, whether physical or not. Cheaters suck.
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the only way you will survive this is to have the 21 YO fat chick contact your wife and fess up that it was not sexy communique, otherwise youll never live it down.

NEVER.
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ps its Freud.

Reasons OP is getting divorced:

1) Is 50+ years old and types like a retard.
2) OP is a chubby chaser and likes girls 30 years younger than him.
3) OP calls secret dates 'mentoring'.
4) OP likes emotionally insecure fat chicks. They try harder.
5) OP gives his money to strangers in the street and then believes he's a saint.
6) OP is rude and swears way too much.
7) OP is violent when questioned, probably a wife beater.
8) OP is technologically impaired.
9) OP is a keyboard warrior and wants to fight strangers on the internet.
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Look into Spectorsoft.
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pack ur lunch bitch....
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It's called a VPN. Is your wife (ex) at the same address. I can come over and give her a good mentoring at the same time. show you how its done.
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ok...come over here...u want the address?
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you can give me your address and I'll be there. I'm a fat 19 year old girl having trouble paying my rent. Maybe you could secretly 'mentor' me and pay me after ;)

Give me your email address, I'll let you know when I'm in the area. SEriously if you want to vent I can be at your place in 2 hours flat.
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sorry...I thought i could beat up a guy...anyway...im honest....I just was trying to help the girl.....too many assholes on here and pervert thinking jerks.....NEWSFLASH!!!!!! everyone aint a perv and asshole oeople!!!!!.
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ps its Freud.

Reasons OP is getting divorced:

1) Is 50+ years old and types like a retard.
2) OP is a chubby chaser and likes girls 30 years younger than him.
3) OP calls secret dates 'mentoring'.
4) OP likes emotionally insecure fat chicks. They try harder.
5) OP gives his money to strangers in the street and then believes he's a saint.
6) OP is rude and swears way too much.
7) OP is violent when questioned, probably a wife beater.
8) OP is technologically impaired.
9) OP is a keyboard warrior and wants to fight strangers on the internet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34852959


Aww man, just one more and you could have had a full top 10 list!
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It's called a VPN. Is your wife (ex) at the same address. I can come over and give her a good mentoring at the same time. show you how its done.
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ok...come over here...u want the address?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


you can give me your address and I'll be there. I'm a fat 19 year old girl having trouble paying my rent. Maybe you could secretly 'mentor' me and pay me after ;)

Give me your email address, I'll let you know when I'm in the area. SEriously if you want to vent I can be at your place in 2 hours flat.
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sorry...I thought i could beat up a guy...anyway...im honest....I just was trying to help the girl.....too many assholes on here and pervert thinking jerks.....NEWSFLASH!!!!!! everyone aint a perv and asshole oeople!!!!!.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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ok...come over here...u want the address?
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you can give me your address and I'll be there. I'm a fat 19 year old girl having trouble paying my rent. Maybe you could secretly 'mentor' me and pay me after ;)

Give me your email address, I'll let you know when I'm in the area. SEriously if you want to vent I can be at your place in 2 hours flat.
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sorry...I thought i could beat up a guy...anyway...im honest....I just was trying to help the girl.....too many assholes on here and pervert thinking jerks.....NEWSFLASH!!!!!! everyone aint a perv and asshole oeople!!!!!.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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LOLOLOLOLOL! what a jar of nuts this place is! haha!
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Testosterone overload just hit this thread! WOW!

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Testosterone overload just hit this thread! WOW!

putin
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google: navy seals copypasta ;)
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ok...come over here...u want the address?
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you can give me your address and I'll be there. I'm a fat 19 year old girl having trouble paying my rent. Maybe you could secretly 'mentor' me and pay me after ;)

Give me your email address, I'll let you know when I'm in the area. SEriously if you want to vent I can be at your place in 2 hours flat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34852959

sorry...I thought i could beat up a guy...anyway...im honest....I just was trying to help the girl.....too many assholes on here and pervert thinking jerks.....NEWSFLASH!!!!!! everyone aint a perv and asshole oeople!!!!!.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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well...i didnt read all ur Bullshit but a couple sentences...navy seal huh....come to West Virgina and ill put ya nack in the water....Im 51 and dont take no shit....come see...
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Testosterone overload just hit this thread! WOW!

putin
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I have to agree with the testosterone comment. I'm a girl and I think I just sprouted chest hair. Time to say bye bye!
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Testosterone overload just hit this thread! WOW!

putin
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google: navy seals copypasta ;)
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I am intrigued. Tell me more about the "gorilla" warfare.
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you can give me your address and I'll be there. I'm a fat 19 year old girl having trouble paying my rent. Maybe you could secretly 'mentor' me and pay me after ;)

Give me your email address, I'll let you know when I'm in the area. SEriously if you want to vent I can be at your place in 2 hours flat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34852959

sorry...I thought i could beat up a guy...anyway...im honest....I just was trying to help the girl.....too many assholes on here and pervert thinking jerks.....NEWSFLASH!!!!!! everyone aint a perv and asshole oeople!!!!!.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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well...i didnt read all ur Bullshit but a couple sentences...navy seal huh....come to West Virgina and ill put ya nack in the water....Im 51 and dont take no shit....come see...
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matter of fact....i'd like the challenge seal bitch...
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you can give me your address and I'll be there. I'm a fat 19 year old girl having trouble paying my rent. Maybe you could secretly 'mentor' me and pay me after ;)

Give me your email address, I'll let you know when I'm in the area. SEriously if you want to vent I can be at your place in 2 hours flat.
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sorry...I thought i could beat up a guy...anyway...im honest....I just was trying to help the girl.....too many assholes on here and pervert thinking jerks.....NEWSFLASH!!!!!! everyone aint a perv and asshole oeople!!!!!.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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LOLOLOLOLOL! what a jar of nuts this place is! haha!
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lmao

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