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how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????

 
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Testosterone overload just hit this thread! WOW!

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google: navy seals copypasta ;)
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That's okay, but thanks. I'll check back in on the contest tomorrow after OP has had a chance to feel the after-burn of the sauce he's obviously been hitting tonight and the reality of what he has done sinks in.
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What that navy seal guy just said was hawt.
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sorry...I thought i could beat up a guy...anyway...im honest....I just was trying to help the girl.....too many assholes on here and pervert thinking jerks.....NEWSFLASH!!!!!! everyone aint a perv and asshole oeople!!!!!.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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well...i didnt read all ur Bullshit but a couple sentences...navy seal huh....come to West Virgina and ill put ya nack in the water....Im 51 and dont take no shit....come see...
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matter of fact....i'd like the challenge seal bitch...
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Call me if you got balls! 304-5176489....I'll meet ya somewhere close pussy!
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02/20/2013 11:47 PM
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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well...i didnt read all ur Bullshit but a couple sentences...navy seal huh....come to West Virgina and ill put ya nack in the water....Im 51 and dont take no shit....come see...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


matter of fact....i'd like the challenge seal bitch...
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Call me if you got balls! 304-5176489....I'll meet ya somewhere close pussy!
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waiting on the call pussy!
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02/20/2013 11:48 PM
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Testosterone overload just hit this thread! WOW!

putin
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google: navy seals copypasta ;)
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I am intrigued. Tell me more about the "gorilla" warfare.
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All you have to do is give me your email or your address.

[link to knowyourmeme.com]
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02/20/2013 11:49 PM
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u called me dead.....I gave u my number....call u pussy mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02/20/2013 11:50 PM

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I'm 51...the girl is 20....not a sex thing for me....she has issues and I feel sorry for her....I try to help and give advise and i met her and bought her breakfast today....trust me I'm not attracted and only want to help this girl......I know...it's fuckin rare in this world. but that is what my objective is.
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I'm a PI, OP. I do this kind of work. Did you say something inappropriate on the texts this morning ?
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02/20/2013 11:51 PM
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34862544

well...i didnt read all ur Bullshit but a couple sentences...navy seal huh....come to West Virgina and ill put ya nack in the water....Im 51 and dont take no shit....come see...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


matter of fact....i'd like the challenge seal bitch...
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Call me if you got balls! 304-5176489....I'll meet ya somewhere close pussy!
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and....Im in west Virginia....I'll meet u where ever seal MF'er! your not fuckin with a arab dickhead!
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02/20/2013 11:52 PM
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I'm 51...the girl is 20....not a sex thing for me....she has issues and I feel sorry for her....I try to help and give advise and i met her and bought her breakfast today....trust me I'm not attracted and only want to help this girl......I know...it's fuckin rare in this world. but that is what my objective is.
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I'm a PI, OP. I do this kind of work. Did you say something inappropriate on the texts this morning ?
 Quoting: T-Cain


no I dint...just met her and bought breakfast for her.....Seriously....nothing else....just wanted to help her.
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02/20/2013 11:53 PM
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304-5176489 is not your number. I just tried it pussy.
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well...i didnt read all ur Bullshit but a couple sentences...navy seal huh....come to West Virgina and ill put ya nack in the water....Im 51 and dont take no shit....come see...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


matter of fact....i'd like the challenge seal bitch...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


Call me if you got balls! 304-5176489....I'll meet ya somewhere close pussy!
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waiting on the call pussy!
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stll waiting on yer call U PUSSY MOTHER FUCKER! 304-517-5489
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02/20/2013 11:54 PM
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what is she using to get my fuckin texts???????
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Fuck you is what she is using. Somebody else gonna be buried balls deep in that shit tomorrow. lol
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ok...come over here...u want the address?
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you can give me your address and I'll be there. I'm a fat 19 year old girl having trouble paying my rent. Maybe you could secretly 'mentor' me and pay me after ;)

Give me your email address, I'll let you know when I'm in the area. SEriously if you want to vent I can be at your place in 2 hours flat.
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sorry...I thought i could beat up a guy...anyway...im honest....I just was trying to help the girl.....too many assholes on here and pervert thinking jerks.....NEWSFLASH!!!!!! everyone aint a perv and asshole oeople!!!!!.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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It's not gorilla tactics, it's spelled guerilla tactics. Either you're full of shit or really fucking stupid.
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02/20/2013 11:55 PM
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Sorry OP, but i believe the dude pretending to be a Chinese dude pretending to pretending (not a typo) to be a Navy SEAL could take you. You've already lost the battle of intellects. Now go'take your medicine.
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304-5176489 is not your number. I just tried it pussy.
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U ARE A LIING MFER...SOMEONE ELSE CALL TO VERIFY...That is my home number.....seal my as you pussy!
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02/20/2013 11:57 PM
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304-5176489 is not your number. I just tried it pussy.
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U ARE A LIING MFER...SOMEONE ELSE CALL TO VERIFY...That is my home number.....seal my as you pussy!
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I hope your wife googles your number to check up on you and finds this thread.
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304-5176489 is not your number. I just tried it pussy.
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U ARE A LIING MFER...SOMEONE ELSE CALL TO VERIFY...That is my home number.....seal my as you pussy!
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Cues chis hansen again....
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304-5176489 is not your number. I just tried it pussy.
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U ARE A LIING MFER...SOMEONE ELSE CALL TO VERIFY...That is my home number.....seal my as you pussy!
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yep. I tried it too OP. You're a coward and a liar.
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304-5176489 is not your number. I just tried it pussy.
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U ARE A LIING MFER...SOMEONE ELSE CALL TO VERIFY...That is my home number.....seal my as you pussy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


I hope your wife googles your number to check up on you and finds this thread.
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so...u have no balls
? SEAL?
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304-5176489 is not your number. I just tried it pussy.
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U ARE A LIING MFER...SOMEONE ELSE CALL TO VERIFY...That is my home number.....seal my as you pussy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


yep. I tried it too OP. You're a coward and a liar.
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LIAR!
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02/21/2013 12:00 AM
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That is my number....Liar on one....and if yer a SEAL u got my addy by it....come on over bitch
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That is my number....Liar on one....and if yer a SEAL u got my addy by it....come on over bitch
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That is my number....Liar on one....and if yer a SEAL u got my addy by it....come on over bitch
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It doesn't matter how she got them. The point is that she has them. I think what you really need to analyze is the fact that you stated that she didn't have to brains to get ur text messages, really? If that is how condescending you are with her, i would wager she has been building up a SLEW of evidence to use against you in the divorce. It wouldn't matter what you do now, she technically has the right to subpoena EVERY text message you have ever sent, your computer history (yes, this will be on there), every email you have ever sent or received and every phone call you have ever made.

Her attorney will probably also pull the credit card receipt from the restaurant, depose the waiter and use security tapes to prove you were there with a woman.

You see these are civil matters, not criminal. She doesn't have to PROVE you slept with anyone. She just has to make them think something happened.

Quite honestly, the attitude you have about her intelligence was enough to make a judge HATE you. You better have a come to jesus with yourself. Even if you didn't sleep with that girl, your view on your wife is FRACKED up and completely JACK ASS!
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That is my number....Liar on one....and if yer a SEAL u got my addy by it....come on over bitch
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OP, settle the fuck down, ain't no one coming over ya perv.
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soneone call me and confirm... that IS MY NUMBER
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It doesn't matter how she got them. The point is that she has them. I think what you really need to analyze is the fact that you stated that she didn't have to brains to get ur text messages, really? If that is how condescending you are with her, i would wager she has been building up a SLEW of evidence to use against you in the divorce. It wouldn't matter what you do now, she technically has the right to subpoena EVERY text message you have ever sent, your computer history (yes, this will be on there), every email you have ever sent or received and every phone call you have ever made.

Her attorney will probably also pull the credit card receipt from the restaurant, depose the waiter and use security tapes to prove you were there with a woman.

You see these are civil matters, not criminal. She doesn't have to PROVE you slept with anyone. She just has to make them think something happened.

Quite honestly, the attitude you have about her intelligence was enough to make a judge HATE you. You better have a come to jesus with yourself. Even if you didn't sleep with that girl, your view on your wife is FRACKED up and completely JACK ASS!
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Welp....you are probably right...
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applause2 Outstanding. I gave this thread five stars for entertainment value.
Wait...Wut?
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02/21/2013 12:04 AM
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It doesn't matter how she got them. The point is that she has them. I think what you really need to analyze is the fact that you stated that she didn't have to brains to get ur text messages, really? If that is how condescending you are with her, i would wager she has been building up a SLEW of evidence to use against you in the divorce. It wouldn't matter what you do now, she technically has the right to subpoena EVERY text message you have ever sent, your computer history (yes, this will be on there), every email you have ever sent or received and every phone call you have ever made.

Her attorney will probably also pull the credit card receipt from the restaurant, depose the waiter and use security tapes to prove you were there with a woman.

You see these are civil matters, not criminal. She doesn't have to PROVE you slept with anyone. She just has to make them think something happened.

Quite honestly, the attitude you have about her intelligence was enough to make a judge HATE you. You better have a come to jesus with yourself. Even if you didn't sleep with that girl, your view on your wife is FRACKED up and completely JACK ASS!
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He could also show this thread in court too. No jury would side with him after reading these comments.

OP - I have the internet police backtracing your i.p address now. You done goofed!
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Op pissed because he got caught!

Posting in an open forum about private matters,has no close friends ta talk with over this.

op wife is smarter than op and thats why he is looking for a young thang with mental problems(un-stable)easy ta control/manipulate...op needs ego stroked(im a hero)look at what i can do for you kinda shit.

op running game on a poor mental girl,op needs his ass kicked!hope your wife gets everything op..you are shit!

hope she even kicks your sorry ass!

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