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how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????

 
nutmeg

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There sue is alot of assholes on GLP i see....nobody that tries to help someone gets attacked.....sad world.
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I beleive you, OP. You sound like a good guy. I know nothing about phones, though.
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02/21/2013 12:34 AM
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Re: how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????
and spit out text shit she should not have known.... Im pissed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


Humm pissed because you got caught cheating.
Amazing that you are mad she spied on you but feel justified at being mad when you are cheating.She should chop your dick off in your sleep since you think you are above all others and can do any nasty thing you want but have to gall to be mad at getting caught..
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ummm...read...I wasnt cheating dumbass...get off the fluoride..
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uh huh its called mentoring now huh
some younger chickie poo
if she isnt in grade school you wasnt mentoring .. do expect all people to be stupid.
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hell, guy...didnt have a chance...
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she should have known prior. but if she runs around on you - as you say - tit for tat.
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02/21/2013 12:35 AM
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omg this thread is hilarious. 5 stars.

hey OP, you know what people do who RESPECT each other in marriage? they don't sneak around going to lunch with members of the opposite sex, never mind the girl is 30 years younger. Mentoring my ass. Its not your problem to fix that girl's problems, it IS, however, your responsibility to be a good husband and respect your wife. FFS, the woman you are married to deserves better than that.


I am married and would NEVER have lunch in secret with another man, no matter what his age because i respect him way too much to ever do something like that. And I would expect my husband to be livid if he ever caught me sneaking around like that.

You clearly have no self discipline. If you really wanted to help that girl, you could have asked your wife to be her mentor and stand back and let the women sort out the girl's issues. A man your age should know better.

Hope you have a good attorney, your wife won't really have to do much to win this case.
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I dont hold secrets....I would have told her...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


would have?

but you neglected to tell her where you were going and with who because ANY woman would have questioned you.

You are a typical cheater. The only difference is it sounds like you didn't get to lay your pipe down but you will still pay the price as if you did. Not too smart, eh?

PLUS, you've left a nice electronic trail of angry posts and to add insult to injury you said your wife had no brains.

We women are much more intuitive than you think. She's probably been on to you longer than you think.

We tend to let the men dig a nice big deep hole for themselves before we bust them.

5a
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:MV8yMTQ2OTU0XzM2MjcwMDYzXzVCQjFEODY=]
LOVE HOW HE TRIED TO ACT LIKE SHE IS SOME LOWER LIFE FORM TOO

"SHE IS A SHORT FAT GIRL" LIKE HE DONT WANNA HIT IT INCASE THE WIFE KEYLOGGED THE COMPUTER


MEANWHILE IN TEXTS.................


GIRL IM GONNA PUMP DAT SHIT SO HARD AFTER U EAT DAT CHEESEBURGER...............
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God you guys are so mean! But.....cruise
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There sue is alot of assholes on GLP i see....nobody that tries to help someone gets attacked.....sad world.
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I beleive you, OP. You sound like a good guy. I know nothing about phones, though.
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Thank u...I know it's hard to believe but there is still John Wayne's out here...
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02/21/2013 12:37 AM
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OP, if I was a betting woman I'd say you call yourself a Christian or maybe you work at a school or coach sports?

Mentoring *chuckles*

that's a good one.
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02/21/2013 12:38 AM
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oh yea...before I forget....China Seal Guy...still waiting on yer call pussy.
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There sue is alot of assholes on GLP i see....nobody that tries to help someone gets attacked.....sad world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


I beleive you, OP. You sound like a good guy. I know nothing about phones, though.
 Quoting: nutmeg

Thank u...I know it's hard to believe but there is still John Wayne's out here...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


OP, seriously a John Wayne type would have brought his wife along to also help the poor struggling 20 year old with her problems. Please don't insult John Wayne.
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oh yea...before I forget....China Seal Guy...still waiting on yer call pussy.
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maybe he's en route...

helicopter
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02/21/2013 12:41 AM
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OP, if I was a betting woman I'd say you call yourself a Christian or maybe you work at a school or coach sports?

Mentoring *chuckles*

that's a good one.
 Quoting: daisy 34495736


no chuckles...I have a bad back and on disability...I know some will chuckle and comment on that, free loader ect but facts are facts and I paid into it all my life...but your right, Iam a Christian....is that bad in your view? OH NO! A CHRISTIAN!!!
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There sue is alot of assholes on GLP i see....nobody that tries to help someone gets attacked.....sad world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


I beleive you, OP. You sound like a good guy. I know nothing about phones, though.
 Quoting: nutmeg

Thank u...I know it's hard to believe but there is still John Wayne's out here...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


OP, seriously a John Wayne type would have brought his wife along to also help the poor struggling 20 year old with her problems. Please don't insult John Wayne.
 Quoting: daisy 34495736


Ummm...u should check out " she wore a yellow ribbon"
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I had to come back and look at this train wreck. Yep, I was right, it's a mess.
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02/21/2013 12:47 AM
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I had to come back and look at this train wreck. Yep, I was right, it's a mess.
 Quoting: Skepticnumberone


yea....it's a clusterfuck....from China to John Wayne...
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02/21/2013 12:48 AM
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oh yea...before I forget....China Seal Guy...still waiting on yer call pussy.
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and you call yourself a christian?

You have to be trolling or full blown retarded. You put two different phone numbers up for starters.

In this thread : OP is butthurt because he got caught cheating before he even got to bury his bone in a retarded, ham planet's mentally ill vagina.
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oh yea...before I forget....China Seal Guy...still waiting on yer call pussy.
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and you call yourself a christian?

You have to be trolling or full blown retarded. You put two different phone numbers up for starters.

In this thread : OP is butthurt because he got caught cheating before he even got to bury his bone in a retarded, ham planet's mentally ill vagina.
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yer the troll asshole...I only put up 1 number...my number...havnt got 1 call ...oh yea. big man...yer welcome to call me puss...
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02/21/2013 12:51 AM

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if your wife knew you were meeting her - and that you took her to dinner - that you had been communicating with her -- and there was nothing going on - why is there a problem?

also, have you lied or messed around on her in the past?

i haven't read much of the thread -- did you explain this already?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5213553


no....she is the lier and adulter in this family....sorry to burst yer bubble.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


Panic
Denial
Anger
Projection

Classic!
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you would make a classic American JUDGE or Magistrate....no testimony just Guilty....dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


There's been plenty of testimony in this thread as to your character type OP. Could be the sauce talking, but I have a feeling the sauce just amplified your natural character. What a gem!

BTW: You have to answer the phone if you want someone to talk to you on it. Some of us don't like talking to the voicemail.

I would say it's been a pleasure, but that would be a lie.

Goodnight.
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02/21/2013 12:52 AM
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ps its Freud.

Reasons OP is getting divorced:

1) Is 50+ years old and types like a retard.
2) OP is a chubby chaser and likes girls 30 years younger than him.
3) OP calls secret dates 'mentoring'.
4) OP likes emotionally insecure fat chicks. They try harder.
5) OP gives his money to strangers in the street and then believes he's a saint.
6) OP is rude and swears way too much.
7) OP is violent when questioned, probably a wife beater.
8) OP is technologically impaired.
9) OP is a keyboard warrior and wants to fight strangers on the internet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34852959


10 ) OP claims disability benefit with a bad back.
11 ) Uses disability benefit to date obese potato-tards.
12 ) MFW the tax payer is giving him money to spend on fat chicks and to pay the rent for strangers in the street.
13 ) MFW his back doesnt hurt so bad that he can fuck fatty.
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by the way...update....she just got up to let the dogs out...I asked her if she still wanted to divorce...she said no.... she knows me... I just try to help folks...always have.
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pffft.

dude, a little tip. she's bluffing.
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oh yea...before I forget....China Seal Guy...still waiting on yer call pussy.
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and you call yourself a christian?

You have to be trolling or full blown retarded. You put two different phone numbers up for starters.

In this thread : OP is butthurt because he got caught cheating before he even got to bury his bone in a retarded, ham planet's mentally ill vagina.
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Are u the Seal from China....what a pussy fuck u are ...come to WV ...I'll make ya squeal like a pig big guy..
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02/21/2013 12:54 AM
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OP, if I was a betting woman I'd say you call yourself a Christian or maybe you work at a school or coach sports?

Mentoring *chuckles*

that's a good one.
 Quoting: daisy 34495736


no chuckles...I have a bad back and on disability...I know some will chuckle and comment on that, free loader ect but facts are facts and I paid into it all my life...but your right, Iam a Christian....is that bad in your view? OH NO! A CHRISTIAN!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


Liar!you don't act like a Christian at all... especially with the expletives that you spit out on this forum. You aren't a nice guy otherwise you would have ignored the naysayers and not cursed at them and fought with them.

You're wife deserves better than you. If you wanted to "mentor" somebody and you loved your wife you would have discussed it with her instead of doing it behind her back.

You haven't told us how you met this 15 year old either. How does a 51 year old man find a 15 year old in the first place let alone begin talking to her to find out she has problems.

I like the part you put in that she said she still doesn't want a divorce. If she said that (and that's a very big IF) she was probably saying it so you would let down your guard and then she can have more time to further add to evidence which she has no doubt given her lawyer by now. She may be also planning her attack.

See John and Lorena Bobbit
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oh yea...before I forget....China Seal Guy...still waiting on yer call pussy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


and you call yourself a christian?

You have to be trolling or full blown retarded. You put two different phone numbers up for starters.

In this thread : OP is butthurt because he got caught cheating before he even got to bury his bone in a retarded, ham planet's mentally ill vagina.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34865955


Are u the Seal from China....what a pussy fuck u are ...come to WV ...I'll make ya squeal like a pig big guy..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


Ill show you what deliverance is....and yea...I'm a Christian who don't take shit..
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OP, if I was a betting woman I'd say you call yourself a Christian or maybe you work at a school or coach sports?

Mentoring *chuckles*

that's a good one.
 Quoting: daisy 34495736


no chuckles...I have a bad back and on disability...I know some will chuckle and comment on that, free loader ect but facts are facts and I paid into it all my life...but your right, Iam a Christian....is that bad in your view? OH NO! A CHRISTIAN!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


Liar!you don't act like a Christian at all... especially with the expletives that you spit out on this forum. You aren't a nice guy otherwise you would have ignored the naysayers and not cursed at them and fought with them.

You're wife deserves better than you. If you wanted to "mentor" somebody and you loved your wife you would have discussed it with her instead of doing it behind her back.

You haven't told us how you met this 15 year old either. How does a 51 year old man find a 15 year old in the first place let alone begin talking to her to find out she has problems.

I like the part you put in that she said she still doesn't want a divorce. If she said that (and that's a very big IF) she was probably saying it so you would let down your guard and then she can have more time to further add to evidence which she has no doubt given her lawyer by now. She may be also planning her attack.

See John and Lorena Bobbit
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24226696

Don't throw stone bitch..
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OP, if I was a betting woman I'd say you call yourself a Christian or maybe you work at a school or coach sports?

Mentoring *chuckles*

that's a good one.
 Quoting: daisy 34495736


no chuckles...I have a bad back and on disability...I know some will chuckle and comment on that, free loader ect but facts are facts and I paid into it all my life...but your right, Iam a Christian....is that bad in your view? OH NO! A CHRISTIAN!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


Liar!you don't act like a Christian at all... especially with the expletives that you spit out on this forum. You aren't a nice guy otherwise you would have ignored the naysayers and not cursed at them and fought with them.

You're wife deserves better than you. If you wanted to "mentor" somebody and you loved your wife you would have discussed it with her instead of doing it behind her back.

You haven't told us how you met this 15 year old either. How does a 51 year old man find a 15 year old in the first place let alone begin talking to her to find out she has problems.

I like the part you put in that she said she still doesn't want a divorce. If she said that (and that's a very big IF) she was probably saying it so you would let down your guard and then she can have more time to further add to evidence which she has no doubt given her lawyer by now. She may be also planning her attack.

See John and Lorena Bobbit
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24226696

Don't throw stone bitch..
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welp...your pretty fucking stupid....she want 15 shes 20 you dumb ass...
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OP, if I was a betting woman I'd say you call yourself a Christian or maybe you work at a school or coach sports?

Mentoring *chuckles*

that's a good one.
 Quoting: daisy 34495736


no chuckles...I have a bad back and on disability...I know some will chuckle and comment on that, free loader ect but facts are facts and I paid into it all my life...but your right, Iam a Christian....is that bad in your view? OH NO! A CHRISTIAN!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


Liar!you don't act like a Christian at all... especially with the expletives that you spit out on this forum. You aren't a nice guy otherwise you would have ignored the naysayers and not cursed at them and fought with them.

You're wife deserves better than you. If you wanted to "mentor" somebody and you loved your wife you would have discussed it with her instead of doing it behind her back.

You haven't told us how you met this 15 year old either. How does a 51 year old man find a 15 year old in the first place let alone begin talking to her to find out she has problems.

I like the part you put in that she said she still doesn't want a divorce. If she said that (and that's a very big IF) she was probably saying it so you would let down your guard and then she can have more time to further add to evidence which she has no doubt given her lawyer by now. She may be also planning her attack.

See John and Lorena Bobbit
[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24226696

Don't throw stone bitch..
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^^^ not a Christian. And the stone was already cast when you first threw it.
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if your on any of the major us carriers like verizon or att you can just goto their company website, login to your account with your phone number and password and access all of your texts and voicemails through a web browser. fairly simple. thats why when you send and receive texts, you have to delete them afterwards. anyone who knows your account password can access them.
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oh yea...before I forget....China Seal Guy...still waiting on yer call pussy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


and you call yourself a christian?

You have to be trolling or full blown retarded. You put two different phone numbers up for starters.

In this thread : OP is butthurt because he got caught cheating before he even got to bury his bone in a retarded, ham planet's mentally ill vagina.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34865955


Are u the Seal from China....what a pussy fuck u are ...come to WV ...I'll make ya squeal like a pig big guy..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


Ill show you what deliverance is....and yea...I'm a Christian who don't take shit..
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How did you even meet that fat fuck on facebook? Copy and paste some of the text messages. We all know what your were planning you filthy pig fucker.

I'm on my way right now. I'm gonna force your head so far up your ass that the next person that is able to pull it out will be crowned king of camelot.
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02/21/2013 12:58 AM
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Be honest with your wife. And no she shouldn't spy on you either.
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02/21/2013 12:59 AM
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Be honest with your wife. And no she shouldn't spy on you either.
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I am allways honest with her....sometimes she dont like it but this time she knew before i could tell her...
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well...i didnt read all ur Bullshit but a couple sentences...navy seal huh....come to West Virgina and ill put ya nack in the water....Im 51 and dont take no shit....come see...
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matter of fact....i'd like the challenge seal bitch...
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Call me if you got balls! 304-5176489....I'll meet ya somewhere close pussy!
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and....Im in west Virginia....I'll meet u where ever seal MF'er! your not fuckin with a arab dickhead!
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