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how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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and you call yourself a christian?

You have to be trolling or full blown retarded. You put two different phone numbers up for starters.

In this thread : OP is butthurt because he got caught cheating before he even got to bury his bone in a retarded, ham planet's mentally ill vagina.
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Are u the Seal from China....what a pussy fuck u are ...come to WV ...I'll make ya squeal like a pig big guy..
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Ill show you what deliverance is....and yea...I'm a Christian who don't take shit..
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How did you even meet that fat fuck on facebook? Copy and paste some of the text messages. We all know what your were planning you filthy pig fucker.

I'm on my way right now. I'm gonna force your head so far up your ass that the next person that is able to pull it out will be crowned king of camelot.
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haha I wish u was on the way....I got something for u pussy
daisy
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OP, if I was a betting woman I'd say you call yourself a Christian or maybe you work at a school or coach sports?

Mentoring *chuckles*

that's a good one.
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no chuckles...I have a bad back and on disability...I know some will chuckle and comment on that, free loader ect but facts are facts and I paid into it all my life...but your right, Iam a Christian....is that bad in your view? OH NO! A CHRISTIAN!!!
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LMFAO^^ you call yourself a Christian, but you keep all this from your wife? Actually I am not surprised, Christians are the biggest hypocrites sometimes. I had a pastor hit on me once. His wife was only in the next room. Good thing I am practiced at the art of sarcasm, had I told the hubby, he would have been in some serious trouble that day. (I did tell the hubby later, after we left the gathering otherwise the pastor would have had a punch in the face)

you remind of some jive talking bro like eddie murphy... so now you got a bad back? How were you gonna kick that navy seal's ass?

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Are u the Seal from China....what a pussy fuck u are ...come to WV ...I'll make ya squeal like a pig big guy..
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Ill show you what deliverance is....and yea...I'm a Christian who don't take shit..
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How did you even meet that fat fuck on facebook? Copy and paste some of the text messages. We all know what your were planning you filthy pig fucker.

I'm on my way right now. I'm gonna force your head so far up your ass that the next person that is able to pull it out will be crowned king of camelot.
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haha I wish u was on the way....I got something for u pussy
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call me pussy!!!!!!!!!!! I put the number out ther!!! 304-517-6489 in case your SEAL fuckin ass forgot it.
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ps its Freud.

Reasons OP is getting divorced:

1) Is 50+ years old and types like a retard.
2) OP is a chubby chaser and likes girls 30 years younger than him.
3) OP calls secret dates 'mentoring'.
4) OP likes emotionally insecure fat chicks. They try harder.
5) OP gives his money to strangers in the street and then believes he's a saint.
6) OP is rude and swears way too much.
7) OP is violent when questioned, probably a wife beater.
8) OP is technologically impaired.
9) OP is a keyboard warrior and wants to fight strangers on the internet.
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10 ) OP claims disability benefit with a bad back.
11 ) Uses disability benefit to date obese potato-tards.
12 ) MFW the tax payer is giving him money to spend on fat chicks and to pay the rent for strangers in the street.
13 ) MFW his back doesnt hurt so bad that he can fuck fatty.
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blackeye
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Ill show you what deliverance is....and yea...I'm a Christian who don't take shit..
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How did you even meet that fat fuck on facebook? Copy and paste some of the text messages. We all know what your were planning you filthy pig fucker.

I'm on my way right now. I'm gonna force your head so far up your ass that the next person that is able to pull it out will be crowned king of camelot.
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haha I wish u was on the way....I got something for u pussy
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call me pussy!!!!!!!!!!! I put the number out ther!!! 304-517-6489 in case your SEAL fuckin ass forgot it.
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seeing how u wont call...I'm sure you will get my adddy....I ain't sceeered lol...bring it on pussy! I'm in Buckhannon WV waitin on ya! O-O PUSSY!
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02/21/2013 01:08 AM
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Re: how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????
She prob installed tracking software on your phone. Anyone can do it...all you need is to have the persons phone for about 5 minutes to program (easy to do) and you are now tracked...texts, GPS, calendars, phone calls, web history, etc.

If she has suspected you of doing something then she prob did this...you can google search your phone on where the spy software may be hidden.

Peace
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^^this... there are programs that install way quicker than 5 minutes...
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How did you even meet that fat fuck on facebook? Copy and paste some of the text messages. We all know what your were planning you filthy pig fucker.

I'm on my way right now. I'm gonna force your head so far up your ass that the next person that is able to pull it out will be crowned king of camelot.
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haha I wish u was on the way....I got something for u pussy
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call me pussy!!!!!!!!!!! I put the number out ther!!! 304-517-6489 in case your SEAL fuckin ass forgot it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30747624


seeing how u wont call...I'm sure you will get my adddy....I ain't sceeered lol...bring it on pussy! I'm in Buckhannon WV waitin on ya! O-O PUSSY!
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SEAL MY ASS...
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Re: how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????
She prob installed tracking software on your phone. Anyone can do it...all you need is to have the persons phone for about 5 minutes to program (easy to do) and you are now tracked...texts, GPS, calendars, phone calls, web history, etc.

If she has suspected you of doing something then she prob did this...you can google search your phone on where the spy software may be hidden.

Peace
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^^this... there are programs that install way quicker than 5 minutes...
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Well...back to the subject...TU
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call me pussy!!!!!!!!!!! I put the number out ther!!! 304-517-6489 in case your SEAL fuckin ass forgot it.
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Calm down there fella. What good is talking over the phone going to do anyway? You sound like you're in need of tension release. Since you're able to get around, might I suggest a long walk? You should also try some yoga type breathing and exercises. Perhaps invest in a punching bag - if your back can take it, they can do wonders for stress release.
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bull shit....my text were to a 21 yr old fat short girl who i befriended who has emotional problems...I'm 51 nad have noooooooooooooooooooooo desire to sex her....i took the girl to eat at a restaurant today....nothing else.
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Yeah right!
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O man, now I want some polish sausage! nom nom.
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Thread: Something just went beserk in West Virginia!
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02/21/2013 01:15 AM
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call me pussy!!!!!!!!!!! I put the number out ther!!! 304-517-6489 in case your SEAL fuckin ass forgot it.
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Calm down there fella. What good is talking over the phone going to do anyway? You sound like you're in need of tension release. Since you're able to get around, might I suggest a long walk? You should also try some yoga type breathing and exercises. Perhaps invest in a punching bag - if your back can take it, they can do wonders for stress release.
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well fuck him...he threated me with death....fuck him...ill put him where seals live, in the water....im 51 and don't give a fuck..
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ps its Freud.

Reasons OP is getting divorced:

1) Is 50+ years old and types like a retard.
2) OP is a chubby chaser and likes girls 30 years younger than him.
3) OP calls secret dates 'mentoring'.
4) OP likes emotionally insecure fat chicks. They try harder.
5) OP gives his money to strangers in the street and then believes he's a saint.
6) OP is rude and swears way too much.
7) OP is violent when questioned, probably a wife beater.
8) OP is technologically impaired.
9) OP is a keyboard warrior and wants to fight strangers on the internet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34852959


10 ) OP claims disability benefit with a bad back.
11 ) Uses disability benefit to date obese potato-tards.
12 ) MFW the tax payer is giving him money to spend on fat chicks and to pay the rent for strangers in the street.
13 ) MFW his back doesnt hurt so bad that he can fuck fatty.
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blackeye
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14) Claims money from the state for a bad back and calls it a disability. Wants to fight a trained navy seal.

5a
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02/21/2013 01:17 AM
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OP, rule number one when having an affair:

1. Stay off the grid
(not text, no cell, no email, no phone calls)
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ps its Freud.

Reasons OP is getting divorced:

1) Is 50+ years old and types like a retard.
2) OP is a chubby chaser and likes girls 30 years younger than him.
3) OP calls secret dates 'mentoring'.
4) OP likes emotionally insecure fat chicks. They try harder.
5) OP gives his money to strangers in the street and then believes he's a saint.
6) OP is rude and swears way too much.
7) OP is violent when questioned, probably a wife beater.
8) OP is technologically impaired.
9) OP is a keyboard warrior and wants to fight strangers on the internet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34852959


10 ) OP claims disability benefit with a bad back.
11 ) Uses disability benefit to date obese potato-tards.
12 ) MFW the tax payer is giving him money to spend on fat chicks and to pay the rent for strangers in the street.
13 ) MFW his back doesnt hurt so bad that he can fuck fatty.
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blackeye
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14) Claims money from the state for a bad back and calls it a disability. Wants to fight a trained navy seal.

5a
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I hope yer trained well....Give this ol country boy a competition....when ya gonna call pussy boy?
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LMAO

cruise
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call me pussy!!!!!!!!!!! I put the number out ther!!! 304-517-6489 in case your SEAL fuckin ass forgot it.
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Calm down there fella. What good is talking over the phone going to do anyway? You sound like you're in need of tension release. Since you're able to get around, might I suggest a long walk? You should also try some yoga type breathing and exercises. Perhaps invest in a punching bag - if your back can take it, they can do wonders for stress release.
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well fuck him...he threated me with death....fuck him...ill put him where seals live, in the water....im 51 and don't give a fuck..
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stop making threats. you should get off glp and go tend to your wife.
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02/21/2013 01:19 AM
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seriously?
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your wife is cia..
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10 ) OP claims disability benefit with a bad back.
11 ) Uses disability benefit to date obese potato-tards.
12 ) MFW the tax payer is giving him money to spend on fat chicks and to pay the rent for strangers in the street.
13 ) MFW his back doesnt hurt so bad that he can fuck fatty.
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blackeye
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14) Claims money from the state for a bad back and calls it a disability. Wants to fight a trained navy seal.

5a
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I hope yer trained well....Give this ol country boy a competition....when ya gonna call pussy boy?
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how many time do I have to call a real SEAL a pussy before they call me?..go to bed...u have school tomorrow..
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seriously?
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your wife is cia..
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she is a GLP operative highly trained in psychological warfare skills that involve black ops that bust old men with 15 year olds.
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I hope yer trained well....Give this ol country boy a competition....when ya gonna call pussy boy?
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The preacher man says it's in the end of time
and the Mississippi river - she's a goin' dry




damn sometimes I wish I still drank..or could still drink lol
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seriously?
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your wife is cia..
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she is a GLP operative highly trained in psychological warfare skills that involve black ops that bust old men with 15 year olds.
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ahhh...I aint skeeeeeeed of no alphabets...
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seriously?
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your wife is cia..
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she is a GLP operative highly trained in psychological warfare skills that involve black ops that bust old men with 15 year olds.
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ahhh...I aint skeeeeeeed of no alphabets...
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I live in Brief's neck of the woods...
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bull shit....my text were to a 21 yr old fat short girl who i befriended who has emotional problems...I'm 51 nad have noooooooooooooooooooooo desire to sex her....i took the girl to eat at a restaurant today....nothing else.
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Cue chris hansen....
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chrishansen
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lmao
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O man, now I want some polish sausage! nom nom.
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like the one at 0:09?
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02/21/2013 01:27 AM
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Re: how in the hell is my wife getting my texts off my phone????
hey OP. There is STILL tracking software on your cellphone.

I don't know why I should even mention it to you. But yeah, it is super easy to install tracking software onto any smartphone. It takes about $40-60 (last time I checked. Depending on type of phone) and about 15 minutes to install. And you have access to everything, email, texts, calls, gps.....everything.

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