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A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8

 
Adam
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A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
A real good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8:







Because Audi Motors has it headquarters in the city of Ingolstadt, Germany.


The same city where Adam Weishaupt founded the Bavarian Illuminati in 1776!



ana
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
That's a car for a Illuminati shark!!!
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02/21/2013 10:57 AM
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A tune up is in order, Let us hear her purrrr
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
why A8?
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
why A8?
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Because it's Audi's most expensive model.

A good Illuminati shark always wants the best...
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885
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we had an S8 couple years ago sure was fun :)
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02/21/2013 11:09 AM
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
why A8?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34504411




Because it's Audi's most expensive model.

A good Illuminati shark always wants the best...
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Wrong, the most expansive is the R8.
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02/21/2013 11:24 AM
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
What about a Volkswagen passat?
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02/21/2013 11:35 AM
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
A true illuminati doesn't need a mechanistic vehicle that runs on either fossil fuels or internal combustion.

All he needs is his merkaba, and a decent pair chevrolegs.

ankle taxis are where it' at.

If a mechanistic vehicle is required, Illuminati should be driving these by now ...

[link to ufohowto.com]

[link to discaircraft.greyfalcon.us]

hiding
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02/21/2013 04:50 PM
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
Business reporter John Myers Jr., details that Issa Transport Group (ITG), the Kingston representative for Audi, has an Audi A8 Security available via special order for $80 million.
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
Fiat Uno is much better!
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
Fiat Uno is much better!
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
A8? it is considered the car of peasants in Italy... I tough they had good tastes at the end peace
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
I want one!

Not that colour though, must be black!
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
I want one!

Not that colour though, must be black!
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do you mean the FIAT UNO? tounge
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I wan one!

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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
A real good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8:







Because Audi Motors has it headquarters in the city of Ingolstadt, Germany.


The same city where Adam Weishaupt founded the Bavarian Illuminati in 1776!



ana
 Quoting: Adam 34884920


bsflagbsflagbsflag

Definitely the Illuminati are very fond of German luxury cars when it comes to daily plots, economic collapse summits, secret meetings... Though the ones at the top of the pyramid like to distinguish themselves riding in Roll-Royces and Maybachs.

The younger ones are fond of Italian supercars and Porsches 911. Apparent the ubber rich like Veyrons.








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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
A real good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8:







Because Audi Motors has it headquarters in the city of Ingolstadt, Germany.


The same city where Adam Weishaupt founded the Bavarian Illuminati in 1776!



ana
 Quoting: Adam 34884920


bsflagbsflagbsflag

Definitely the Illuminati are very fond of German luxury cars when it comes to daily plots, economic collapse summits, secret meetings... Though the ones at the top of the pyramid like to distinguish themselves riding in Roll-Royces and Maybachs.

The younger ones are fond of Italian supercars and Porsches 911. Apparent the ubber rich like Veyrons.








"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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Fiat Uno is much better!
 Quoting: Bruuuuuuuuuna 35387447


Brazilian super-rich buy Lambos and Ferraris to drive mostly inside Alphaville-like condos, to avoid being kidnapped or assassinated in the red light. Except soccer stars, who are often respected by criminals
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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Fiat Uno is much better!
 Quoting: Bruuuuuuuuuna 35387447


Brazilian super-rich buy Lambos and Ferraris to drive mostly inside Alphaville-like condos, to avoid being kidnapped or assassinated in the red light. Except soccer stars, who are often respected by criminals
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
A real good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8:







Because Audi Motors has it headquarters in the city of Ingolstadt, Germany.


The same city where Adam Weishaupt founded the Bavarian Illuminati in 1776!



ana
 Quoting: Adam 34884920


Even the guy in the commercial "looks" like an Illuminati, rich, white and manicured.
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03/02/2013 08:37 PM

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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
A real good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8:







Because Audi Motors has it headquarters in the city of Ingolstadt, Germany.


The same city where Adam Weishaupt founded the Bavarian Illuminati in 1776!



ana
 Quoting: Adam 34884920


Yeah, and they're cheap bastards who buy and drive the 2011 model instead of the latest from one of their computer programming minions who is training Chinese to take his job.

chuckle

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"Two systems are before the world.... One looks to pauperism, ignorance, depopulation, and barbarism; the other to increasing wealth, comfort, intelligence, combination of action, and civilization. One looks towards universal war; the other towards universal peace. One is the English system; the other ... the American system, for ... elevating while equalizing the condition of man throughout the world."
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ja ja die Stadt Ingolfstadt nahe Muenchen
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
Illuminati has its headquarters on Saturn.
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Your girlfriend could be one of them.
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
Fiat Uno is much better!
 Quoting: Bruuuuuuuuuna 35387447




 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35440259



sounds about right...

hmm
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11/22/2013 11:48 AM
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I wonder if the sacrificial lambs talk vehicles and such while they were being set up to be burned for Moloch in ancient times?
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That's a bad ass car but I think they should drive neon's because it alludes more towards Illuminati.
we went to the moon not because it was easy but because it was hard and the right thing to do
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
That's a car for a Illuminati shark!!!
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What kind of shark? A card shark?

Was going to joke about a F.I.A.T., but it might have been a little...vitriolic.

:et-cardback::tcm-cardback::tt-cardback::gdt-cardback::vt-car​dback:
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Re: A good Illuminati always drive an Audi A8
why A8?
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Because it's Audi's most expensive model.

A good Illuminati shark always wants the best...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34884920


Wrong, the most expansive is the R8.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1011606

Wrong, the most expansive is the R8.

horseshit
the a8 is the daddy 114000$(r8) vs 134000$(a8)

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