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Thinkin about opening a coin laundry but if hyperinflation hits...

 
Perry Anal
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02/21/2013 01:47 PM
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Thinkin about opening a coin laundry but if hyperinflation hits...
How the hell can I take 50 quarters for a single wash?
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02/21/2013 02:00 PM
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Re: Thinkin about opening a coin laundry but if hyperinflation hits...
lol if hyperinflation hits, nobody will have Tide anyway. Besides, those machines are leased, so just dump the op when it hits. Or pay off the note with the "new" money. Either way you win from now til then.
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02/21/2013 02:02 PM
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Re: Thinkin about opening a coin laundry but if hyperinflation hits...
How the hell can I take 50 quarters for a single wash?
 Quoting: Perry Anal 34852942


Connect your washing machines to the internet, people pay with bitcoins?

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02/21/2013 02:02 PM
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Re: Thinkin about opening a coin laundry but if hyperinflation hits...
Oh, and switch to tokens instead of quarters, maybe from the beginning. That way your internal operations can remain the same as the environment changes. Sell the tokens 4/a dollar, then 5/dollar...etc.

Easy done.
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02/21/2013 02:07 PM

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Re: Thinkin about opening a coin laundry but if hyperinflation hits...
only accept silver or gold coins?
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02/21/2013 02:11 PM
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Re: Thinkin about opening a coin laundry but if hyperinflation hits...
Best idea is to open coin car washes in black neighborhoods… They spend all day feeding the machines cleaning their 1984 paint faded Cutlass with rims worth more than the car...
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02/21/2013 02:12 PM
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Re: Thinkin about opening a coin laundry but if hyperinflation hits...
put in bill readers... but those will be worthless as well
Duk3 Nuk3m 3h

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02/21/2013 02:42 PM
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Re: Thinkin about opening a coin laundry but if hyperinflation hits...
dude, coin laundry operations are used as fronts for illegal activities to launder money because its a cash (coin) only business. The money is untraceable. Same thing with gas stations.

Gas station and laundry business's have the highest ownership turn over then any other business.

unless u got some dirty cash you need cleaned, i'd say find a better business idea.
Perry Anal (OP)
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02/21/2013 05:54 PM
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Re: Thinkin about opening a coin laundry but if hyperinflation hits...
You have to keep good books, if you have unreported income, you can't sell for top dollar. I like the idea of debit cards, there are card businesses buy they are expensive to set up. I hear as much as $75K and customers aren't used to them yet.

I'm looking for distressed ones in high density low income areas. Ones that have been neglected. I have cash to fix them up.

My main concerns are leaving them unattended for periods and hyperinflation. A quarter won't be worth anything in 5 years.

I used to work in the construction office for a retail chain. Low income people (Obama Voters) destroy places, they would have their kids shit in the corners. I would have floor drains installed everywhere, high pressure hoses, and easy to clean surfaces every where. Security cameras, and bolt any change or vending machines to the center of the earth.

They are still paying customers and deserve their money's worth. They deserve clean, functional machines. If I catch one of them stealing or shitting on my floors, then they will be fucked if I have any say.

I currently own a different business, but I want to move to a warmer client not run by Northern Marxist Democrats. I am not interested in a 9-5 job because I am middle aged and have a bad attitude towards employers. No one who I would work for would hire me. I have enough saved up to try this.

People need clean clothes, even Obama supporters.
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02/21/2013 05:57 PM
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Re: Thinkin about opening a coin laundry but if hyperinflation hits...
You should open up an engineering firm for new graduates from other states.

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