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BREAKING on DRUDGE: Zombie Apocalypse soon to begin...

 
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Oh shit!zombiesOh ShitFarting ki
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Ok science is now officialy evil.
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Science has always been an evil cult religion
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well, they need a host.
once in a host they can probably take it on their own
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Ok science is now officialy evil.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1498603


Science has always been an evil cult religion
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Illuminati?
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sick

Jesus is coming back to stop this crazy s***
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They've already started the experiment here in (Phoenix) Maricopa county AZ. They have 'em driving these cool looking black cars with "POLICE" painted on the both sides.

And they have a leader! His name is Joe! His face looks like a burlap sack filled with doorknobs and he's a perv. He's always visiting his "boys" wearing pink underwear living in tents. Something about pink underwear must stimulate the zombie virus. So if you have any, don't bring it here. Joe will get ya...
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Drudge is a shill of major proportions.
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"U.S. scientists have managed to revive dead dogs to life, by using a technique similar to cryogenation, in which the dogs' blood was drained and replaced by a cold, saline liquid. A couple of hours, their blood was replaced, and an electric shock brought them back to life with no brain damage. The technology will be tested on humans within the next year."
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"U.S. scientists have managed to revive dead dogs to life, by using a technique similar to cryogenation, in which the dogs' blood was drained and replaced by a cold, saline liquid. A couple of hours, their blood was replaced, and an electric shock brought them back to life with no brain damage. The technology will be tested on humans within the next year."
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Where do I sign up for the human trials
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Scientists waste their time with this BS when we still do not have the proper technology to breed sharks with laser beams on their heads.
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That's sharks with Fricken laser beams on their heads...


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[link to lasvegas.cbslocal.com]


--"Researchers have developed mammalian “zombie” cells that can actually function more effectively after dying.

By replicating a near-perfect version of a living mammalian cell, University of New Mexico researchers have created cells that not only look identical, but are also more apt to survive adverse conditions than the living organisms they were modeled after."


And so it begins...
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that is right, in my death I will become a million times more powerful. I will be unbound by my mortal chains.
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We can code store data in DNA, create cells that work better after life...

Any Star Wars fans here familiar with the Mon Calamari and how they build their capital ships? They're not built; they're grown.

That's where we're headed. The melding of bio and tech - it's way past most people's stunted perceptions of transhumanism.
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They made zombie dogs? Apparently Pet Sematary didn't scare enough people.
I wonder if zombie dogs sleep? If they don't, I want a zombie dog, preferably a mean ass German Shepherd. Great security that will never die. But what would they eat? Hopefully just the trespassers.
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It would explain why the US Gov. would want with all that Ammo.



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What if this is applied to human stem cells? Embryonic or not, strange results ensue... Eyes open
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[link to lasvegas.cbslocal.com]


--"Researchers have developed mammalian “zombie” cells that can actually function more effectively after dying.

By replicating a near-perfect version of a living mammalian cell, University of New Mexico researchers have created cells that not only look identical, but are also more apt to survive adverse conditions than the living organisms they were modeled after."


And so it begins...
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I AM OVERRIDING THIS FUTURE WITH THE POWER OF GLP EFFECT

A CHRISTIANTARD SONG to override doom. Love and peace!

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Worthy!
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SOON to begin?! It already began in April 2010 with the Gulf Apocalypse of man-made genetic microorganisms to eat the BP oil!
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I dont care what they say... the human body will not move after not consuming water after 72 hours... so unless someone is following every zombie around replacing their IV bags....IT AINT HAPPENING..
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This is so they can attach a fifteen foot set of organic legs to the bottom a tank turret like Metal Gear Solid 4.Imagine if a M1 abrams could walk through or over mountains of debris,jump like a flea and best of low maintenance because of the lack of parts,probably just a protein shake into the gas cap.


IMHO much worse than zombies by far,you really couldn't run or hide.
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I don't mind firing at mexican Zombies anytime of the year.
Bring it on rascals

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So much to say on this...

But I suppose I will just get to the point.

A Zombie virus has been under construction since the early 2000's. Google: "Dr Anita zombies and rabies" all in one search...

It was clear that the government was investing in the research by providing the miller academy of medical research team, with the appropriate funding to work with viruses such as mad cow and rabies as early as 2006.

So this article is a day late and a buck short in my opinion.

Question:
Who flew the stealth bomber first?
The military, or the public...

Answer.
While many public entities worked together to produce exotic aircraft, multiple militarian organizations combined their efforts to design test and execute the task years ahead of any public awarness.

Meaning:
If public research centers are making breakthroughs in Zombie like technology: Wouldn't the military already have engineered such a virus (if it were possible).

Another example is android telephones which were in military use for ten years before the public was aware of them...

Point being that the military is 10 years ahead of the public in all public matters. Specific mainly towards weapons of mass destruction...

When I think of the rudy eugene case I consider a much debated scenario. What if the mass media weighing in on the "Zombie headlines" Was a way of secretly boasting to nations abroad that the American military possesses such a weapon of destruction. The MSM is typically a tool that the government uses to promote propaganda is it not...

personally If I wanted to promote that I owned a vile of zombiatic nectar that would kick off a "patient zero" in a country near me. I wouldn't assume I would start off my campaign by asking the public for signitures to create the ooze. I would likely develope it using various data from universities and medical research centers. Combining the information from the leading experts in the fields needed to execute my WMD. Then in the deepest most darkest of places I would have constructed my WMD Cocktail.

Once its construction was complete would I file it away, and give myself a pat on the back... (Very likely). But should a situation arrise "Like multiple enemy countries threatening my countries economical and political empire;

Well I would have to do something about that right...

Maybe poor rudy eugene stole a piece of medical equipment from the campus and self indulged his fate, Or maybe he was trying an experimental sleeping pill on the campus?

Either way I feel that the actions that he performed were far beyond "human: And in a very real way he was the first "public patient zero"; Which allowed the MSM to sound the "Zombie" alarm...

Leading to global headlines that certainly were read from sea to shinging sea...

Now my coctail has a name and my empire can be feared for what it has created.

I can assume that every nation on the planet is considering the potential of my scenario's unfolding...

What happened to rudy eugene?
Was it a fluke or a threat?

Bath salts were not tested in his autopsy fyi...

Also who creates bathsalts? and why did they have such a concidental timing in this matter?

Is it possible that they are available for purchase so that they can be tested on the public? this would allow the government a no fault, and guilt free aproach to finding test individuals (being people are consuming them by their own free will)...
What if Each bath salt could harbor a specific genetic modification to a zombie like viral trait, so that they can modify the virus to its full potential...

It would be easy to both track those that purchase these products, as well as genetically modify the virus traits to be "dormant and non transferrable to others";

Is this possible
Or do I just read into these things too much...?
Thats for you to decide...

Disclaimer:
I am in no way stating any of these statments are true. I just think that considering such scenarios is thought provoking and this was written for entertainment purposes only...

What are your thoughts glp?
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What does GLP have to say about this?
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Lots of hollywood films on it, means they prepare sheeps
for something like that

they have something in their drawers..

considering supposed real stories from haiti and cuban
zombie-slaves created with voodoo and some chemicals,
19th and 20th centuries,
we can assume that today Corp-bozos-chem-biologists can
do better on zombie-slave production for the new Corp-farmers
-producers where you cant use robots or in no available tech
situations where cheap hands with no needs and almost no food can do it.

After the killing of half the population ofcourse,
from zombies and WWIII.

Dont forget the accidents-murders of *many* independed biologists chemists before some years
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"U.S. scientists have managed to revive dead dogs to life, by using a technique similar to cryogenation, in which the dogs' blood was drained and replaced by a cold, saline liquid. A couple of hours, their blood was replaced, and an electric shock brought them back to life with no brain damage. The technology will be tested on humans within the next year."
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Wtf? Is this real????
Visit me on Twitter. I am "David Fap"
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Wait. Rudy Eugene was never formally confirmed to have consumed bath salts?

Interesting.....
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:blankman:

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Thats correct. Rudy eugene had 0 traces of bathsalts in his system.

Also one month prior to the incident a similar incident involving a man I believe to be named george saldagos occured in which (george) had attempted to attack and bite a random passerby (after stripping naked).

He was killed by the miami dade police department (by taser).

This incident was 2 miles west of the rudy eugene incident. And 1 month prior.

Both incidents occured within 1.5miles of the miller accademy of medicine in miami florida. Where the virusologist worked on a rabies / zombie virus (in 2006)...

strange coincidences...
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Thats correct. Rudy eugene had 0 traces of bathsalts in his system.

Also one month prior to the incident a similar incident involving a man I believe to be named george saldagos occured in which (george) had attempted to attack and bite a random passerby (after stripping naked).

He was killed by the miami dade police department (by taser).

This incident was 2 miles west of the rudy eugene incident. And 1 month prior.

Both incidents occured within 1.5miles of the miller accademy of medicine in miami florida. Where the virusologist worked on a rabies / zombie virus (in 2006)...

strange coincidences...
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You don't say?



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