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I have 170 IQ, Test drive my brain!

 
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what do my farts smell like?
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Your breath x2
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The tests are made for the left part of the brain and are fail
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left -objective.......right-subjective.....generally....hf
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This society is made for the left part of the brain will fail objectively, ...subjectively.
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A ship pulls into port and the first person off the gang way, dressed in dirty tattered clothes runs into the nearest restaurant, orders an albatross sandwich, takes one bite and smiles.Why does he smile?
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth

He didn't eat his friend while ship wrecked.
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


Sorry dude, but that is just plain nonsense. Eating an albatross sandwich today doesn't mean he didn't eat his friend last week.
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It isn't if you know the whole back story. He knew the taste; so the co- mingled remains that he ate of in the fire pit on the island was albatross he was eating and not his friend whom fell in catching one.
hf
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.....what about .....the one sentence , 8 words deal??....and what about the final sentence??.....i got caught up in the semantics , i thought it was a word game.........
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I was hoping to share my intellect to help people improve their lot instead people just want to test me to prove to themselves something... Oh well

1. by first grade i was annoyed at the slow pace and boring curriculae. 6 th grade I was made an example of by the teacher because I would spend my spare time reading encyclopedias. I've always read very fast. By high school, teachers there knew they had something, however I was not interested in much of what they were serving. So I only attended classes I deemed worthy (math, science, history, foreign language) classes unworthy (home ec, human health social studies can't remember what else oh maybe PE) I ignored. I BARELY graduated high school. However I was accepted to the University of California San Diego due to my SAT score which was just shy of perfect ( at that time a perfect SAT was 1600) the result was found so Incredulace, they insinuated cheating and I was forced to take it again. I was so pissed about that that I paid them back by taking the test for 6 other people for a modest fee.... ( this necessarily involved "real" fake ID's. which I was a master of) I love taking tests. When I got to the UC I found competition and actually had to work some.
2. One of my roommates in San Diego said this about me "he's really smart but he knows it" inferring conceit or arrogance. This is not the case.

3. The recognition of like minds, I know the feeling, how I recognized them, hmmm let me put it this way, it's like a pleasant surprise, and a lifting of a veil of lonelyness all at once. Didn't happen until San Diego...where I met people smarter than me and endeavored to learn from them.

4. There is only one form of humour I know of. Monty Python. I have committed to memory most skits.

5. My aspiration is to remove chains from humanity
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Hey your still here.

I'm not trying to "prove" anything. I just want my etch-a-sketch to write in cursive.

Thread: Looking for a Math Genius

If you can help that would be awesome.
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Bezier curve you need
Check this out [link to en.wikipedia.org]
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That could help, but i already have my alphabet written in terms of arc coordinates and radius leangth. It took alot of time to map out each letter like this and it would suck to have to start over using a different method.
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for solution check your thread
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The tests are made for the left part of the brain and are fail
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Actually looking at optical illusion pictures such as mu avatar, (face profile wearing glasses and looking left or the word Liar in script) is supposed to be the left and right sides of the brain changing who is in the dominant thinking role. Perceptual set is the tech name.

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The tests are made for the left part of the brain and are fail
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This ↑
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I know that this will be hard to believe, but truth is always stranger than fiction ... I married three times, all three men had IQs of 156 (how wierd is that) I did not know their IQ, before I married them, but the first husband was tested by the public school system in the fifth grade, the second was tested by the Air Force recruiter tests, and the third husband, was tested by the Navy

the first husband (15 yrs off and on) was the oldest and wanted to be an Artist, was quite talented - alpha male - ended up an alchohalic

the second husband,(8 yrs) developed schizophrenia

the third,(13 yrs) somehow muddled through as a truck driver

so 156 isn't 170 but we are talking about testing decades ago



so my question is ... why or how, would I choose men with the exact same IQ to marry, and what do you think my IQ is?

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A ship pulls into port and the first person off the gang way, dressed in dirty tattered clothes runs into the nearest restaurant, orders an albatross sandwich, takes one bite and smiles.Why does he smile?
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth

He didn't eat his friend while ship wrecked.
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


Sorry dude, but that is just plain nonsense. Eating an albatross sandwich today doesn't mean he didn't eat his friend last week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31801898

It isn't if you know the whole back story. He knew the taste; so the co- mingled remains that he ate of in the fire pit on the island was albatross he was eating and not his friend whom fell in catching one.
hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


.....what about .....the one sentence , 8 words deal??....and what about the final sentence??.....i got caught up in the semantics , i thought it was a word game.........
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34247647

The answer is on page 4 of this thread and in ^TrInItY^'s Karma. hf

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'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
The amount of love and good feelings you have at the end of your life is equal to the love and good feelings you create during your life.- mine
Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
you new clarity.-God

[link to www.youtube.com]
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The brain left the building I guess so the test drive is over it seems. That was actually weak. Did you even try OP?hf
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
The amount of love and good feelings you have at the end of your life is equal to the love and good feelings you create during your life.- mine
Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
you new clarity.-God

[link to www.youtube.com]
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People that throw their IQ around like it is meaningful are usually the same idiots that are book smart to a minimum degree.

Babbling pseudo-intellectuals that merely restate the obvious in more and more complex terms.

Fuck IQ. It is meaningless.
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If a tree falls in a forest, and no one, I mean NO living thing hears it, did it really make a sound?
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If I tell a joke in that same forest and nobody hears me....is it still funny

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-Spouting a fountain of nonsense since 1972-

Never met anyone important enough to lie to.....
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People that throw their IQ around like it is meaningful are usually the same idiots that are book smart to a minimum degree.

Babbling pseudo-intellectuals that merely restate the obvious in more and more complex terms.

Fuck IQ. It is meaningless.
 Quoting: Azeratel Axo


....its not meaningless.......it determines how complex a rat maze you can run.......tounge
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People that throw their IQ around like it is meaningful are usually the same idiots that are book smart to a minimum degree.

Babbling pseudo-intellectuals that merely restate the obvious in more and more complex terms.

Fuck IQ. It is meaningless.
 Quoting: Azeratel Axo


....its not meaningless.......it determines how complex a rat maze you can run.......tounge
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Good point. it seems most sheep are screwed.hf
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
The amount of love and good feelings you have at the end of your life is equal to the love and good feelings you create during your life.- mine
Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
you new clarity.-God

[link to www.youtube.com]
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People that throw their IQ around like it is meaningful are usually the same idiots that are book smart to a minimum degree.

Babbling pseudo-intellectuals that merely restate the obvious in more and more complex terms.

Fuck IQ. It is meaningless.
 Quoting: Azeratel Axo


....its not meaningless.......it determines how complex a rat maze you can run.......tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34247647

Good point. it seems most sheep are screwed.hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


lmao

And we all know what running mazes well gets you...

The first trial run in tomorrow's maze!!! thumbs
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Hey your still here.

I'm not trying to "prove" anything. I just want my etch-a-sketch to write in cursive.

Thread: Looking for a Math Genius

If you can help that would be awesome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 554016



Bezier curve you need
Check this out [link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33833613


That could help, but i already have my alphabet written in terms of arc coordinates and radius leangth. It took alot of time to map out each letter like this and it would suck to have to start over using a different method.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 554016


for solution check your thread
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33833613


I dont know how to solve for 2 unkowns in the same equation.

how do you find Xc if you dont know Yc?
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I found it in the urban dictionary, but they only defined its root word.
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Horseshit.

He meant to say Incredulous, and I don't know why it would be CAPITALIZED.

Hah, BUSTED. 170 my big furry ass!
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People that throw their IQ around like it is meaningful are usually the same idiots that are book smart to a minimum degree.

Babbling pseudo-intellectuals that merely restate the obvious in more and more complex terms.

Fuck IQ. It is meaningless.
 Quoting: Azeratel Axo


....its not meaningless.......it determines how complex a rat maze you can run.......tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34247647

Good point. it seems most sheep are screwed.hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


lmao

And we all know what running mazes well gets you...

The first trial run in tomorrow's maze!!! thumbs
 Quoting: Azeratel Axo

True to the first part and hence why I've choosen to not run.hf
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
The amount of love and good feelings you have at the end of your life is equal to the love and good feelings you create during your life.- mine
Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
you new clarity.-God

[link to www.youtube.com]
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....its not meaningless.......it determines how complex a rat maze you can run.......tounge
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Good point. it seems most sheep are screwed.hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


lmao

And we all know what running mazes well gets you...

The first trial run in tomorrow's maze!!! thumbs
 Quoting: Azeratel Axo

True to the first part and hence why I've choosen to not run.hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


....wheres the OP......ive got a fresh labyrinth , he can break it in......
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so my question is ... why or how, would I choose men with the exact same IQ to marry, and what do you think my IQ is?
 Quoting: SunnyDaze

Did you ditch any men that didn't have that number?

In what area, human relationships, you said it yourself, 3 marriages and is a 'winner'. I would score you less that 170 based on that. If you can score 100 on mechanical aptitude I might give it back to you.
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People that throw their IQ around like it is meaningful are usually the same idiots that are book smart to a minimum degree.

Babbling pseudo-intellectuals that merely restate the obvious in more and more complex terms.

Fuck IQ. It is meaningless.
 Quoting: Azeratel Axo


....its not meaningless.......it determines how complex a rat maze you can run.......tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34247647

Good point. it seems most sheep are screwed.hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


lmao

And we all know what running mazes well gets you...

The first trial run in tomorrow's maze!!! thumbs
 Quoting: Azeratel Axo

Running from a sniper only means you'll die tired, just sayin ...
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Two Yankees walking across a bridge, one is the father of the other ones son, what relation are they?

Man in prison see a guy walk across the courtyard every day so he asks the guard who the man is. The guard replies, 'Brothers and sisters I have none but that man's father is my father's son.' Who was the man?

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WTF

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well that's fairly impressive OP. But my IQ is officially recorded at 195, by MENSA and High IQ society.
So i don't need to ask you anything.
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Two Yankees walking across a bridge, one is the father of the other ones son, what relation are they?

Man in prison see a guy walk across the courtyard every day so he asks the guard who the man is. The guard replies, 'Brothers and sisters I have none but that man's father is my father's son.' Who was the man?
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1 parents

2 stepbrother
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Two Yankees walking across a bridge, one is the father of the other ones son, what relation are they?
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One is the transgendered sperm donor life partner of the other.

Man in prison see a guy walk across the courtyard every day so he asks the guard who the man is. The guard replies, 'Brothers and sisters I have none but that man's father is my father's son.' Who was the man?
 Quoting: MHz

OJ Simpson?
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Axe me anything, preferably not questions that can just be search engined.

I can help those of you less endowed, but first you must face the fact that you were intentionally dumbed down by the NWO so, you'll need to deal with that fact and suck down that pride...
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iamwith
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Huh.

Scientists Debunk the IQ Myth: Notion of Measuring One's Intelligence Quotient by Singular, Standardized Test Is Highly Misleading

[link to www.sciencedaily.com]
 Quoting: Quantum Anomaly


Huh.

Scientists Debunk the IQ Myth: Notion of Measuring One's Intelligence Quotient by Singular, Standardized Test Is Highly Misleading

[link to www.sciencedaily.com]
 Quoting: Quantum Anomaly


People in general are lazy and abhor any form of objective performance measurement. Subjective criticism of these imperfect measurement tools are merely thinly veiled attempts to disguise truth and protect incompetence...

For the American public schooled crowd, IQ tests aren't perfect but they are the best way to predict productive human beings and assign vocations based on strengths/weeknesses. These facts are uncomfortable for some...
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bump
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Two Yankees walking across a bridge, one is the father of the other ones son, what relation are they?

Man in prison see a guy walk across the courtyard every day so he asks the guard who the man is. The guard replies, 'Brothers and sisters I have none but that man's father is my father's son.' Who was the man?
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1.mother and father

2.nephew
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The first definition of INTELLIGENCE given by Merriam-Webster dictionary is "The ability to learn."

Applying simple logic to this situation, you can only "learn" something that you don't already know, so a person who knows absolutely nothing - and that would have to be a newborn infant - would be the most intelligent person.

lmao
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I'm sorry to have to point this out, but there is a huge difference between ability and capacity. One decreases with age while the other increases. An infant, while having a high capacity, has limited ability. Your logic is not quite so simple in this situation as you would lead others to believe.
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Two Yankees walking across a bridge, one is the father of the other ones son, what relation are they?

Man in prison see a guy walk across the courtyard every day so he asks the guard who the man is. The guard replies, 'Brothers and sisters I have none but that man's father is my father's son.' Who was the man?
 Quoting: MHz


1.mother and father

2.nephew
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yes, husband and wife

the 2nd one I'm not sure enough that I could even attempt to explain and be able to defend it but I think I got grandfather.

'my fathers son' is himself and his own father

'that man's father' would be the grandfather

If you called an elephants trunk a leg, how many legs would and elephant have?

If you can dig 1 1/2 holes in 1 1/2 minutes, how many can you did in 7 1/2 minutes?

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