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I have 170 IQ, Test drive my brain!

 
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Two Yankees walking across a bridge, one is the father of the other ones son, what relation are they?

Man in prison see a guy walk across the courtyard every day so he asks the guard who the man is. The guard replies, 'Brothers and sisters I have none but that man's father is my father's son.' Who was the man?
 Quoting: MHz


1.mother and father

2.nephew
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33685965

yes, husband and wife

the 2nd one I'm not sure enough that I could even attempt to explain and be able to defend it but I think I got grandfather.

'my fathers son' is himself and his own father

'that man's father' would be the grandfather
 Quoting: MHz


2. The man is the son. My fathers son is me and I have no brothers and sisters.
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Two Yankees walking across a bridge, one is the father of the other ones son, what relation are they?

Man in prison see a guy walk across the courtyard every day so he asks the guard who the man is. The guard replies, 'Brothers and sisters I have none but that man's father is my father's son.' Who was the man?
 Quoting: MHz


1.mother and father

2.nephew
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33685965

yes, husband and wife

the 2nd one I'm not sure enough that I could even attempt to explain and be able to defend it but I think I got grandfather.

'my fathers son' is himself and his own father

'that man's father' would be the grandfather

If you called an elephants trunk a leg, how many legs would and elephant have?

If you can dig 1 1/2 holes in 1 1/2 minutes, how many can you did in 7 1/2 minutes?
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lol - how do you dig half a hole?
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If everything I am about to say is a lie, is this statement truth? or a lie?
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why is christ version 2.0 is in fact a supernatural bomb capable of wipping the entire U?
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lol - how do you dig half a hole?
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You can't, that is why the correct answer is 8.

Calling a trunk a leg doesn't make it one, so the elephant has 4 legs.
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Two Yankees walking across a bridge, one is the father of the other ones son, what relation are they?

Man in prison see a guy walk across the courtyard every day so he asks the guard who the man is. The guard replies, 'Brothers and sisters I have none but that man's father is my father's son.' Who was the man?
 Quoting: MHz


1.mother and father

2.nephew
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33685965

yes, husband and wife

the 2nd one I'm not sure enough that I could even attempt to explain and be able to defend it but I think I got grandfather.

'my fathers son' is himself and his own father

'that man's father' would be the grandfather

If you called an elephants trunk a leg, how many legs would and elephant have?

If you can dig 1 1/2 holes in 1 1/2 minutes, how many can you did in 7 1/2 minutes?
 Quoting: MHz


1.=4

2.=7 1/2
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Two Yankees walking across a bridge, one is the father of the other ones son, what relation are they?

Man in prison see a guy walk across the courtyard every day so he asks the guard who the man is. The guard replies, 'Brothers and sisters I have none but that man's father is my father's son.' Who was the man?
 Quoting: MHz


1.mother and father

2.nephew
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33685965

yes, husband and wife

the 2nd one I'm not sure enough that I could even attempt to explain and be able to defend it but I think I got grandfather.

'my fathers son' is himself and his own father

'that man's father' would be the grandfather

If you called an elephants trunk a leg, how many legs would and elephant have?

If you can dig 1 1/2 holes in 1 1/2 minutes, how many can you did in 7 1/2 minutes?
 Quoting: MHz


1.=4

2.=8
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33685965


lol
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What's the end value of PI?
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Because without time, everything would happen at once.
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DERP
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Axe me anything, preferably not questions that can just be search engined.

I can help those of you less endowed, but first you must face the fact that you were intentionally dumbed down by the NWO so, you'll need to deal with that fact and suck down that pride...
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Your IQ doesn't mean shit. I once was tested 142 but I'm stupid as fuck.
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Does the human body have supernatural powers?
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Think of words ending in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two of them. There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you read this carefully, you already know what it is.
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Your IQ doesn't mean shit. I once was tested 142 but I'm stupid as fuck.
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Aggressive false modesty. Proletarian variant of a weak character trait.
You hate yourself for not being liked by idiots, isn't it you pathetic worm. You're a disgrace for our caste.

I hereby degrade you to an ordinary yokel. May you live forever.
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Frankie has an iq of 170? I would have guessed 30 max.
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A three word sentence and you still need to edit it. No wonder you lowered the severity in your next post, to a single two digit number. Play it safe.
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Your IQ doesn't mean shit. I once was tested 142 but I'm stupid as fuck.
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Aggressive false modesty. Proletarian variant of a weak character trait.
You hate yourself for not being liked by idiots, isn't it you pathetic worm. You're a disgrace for our caste.

I hereby degrade you to an ordinary yokel. May you live forever.
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Close, but no cigar.
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iq is basically at what hertz your brain connect thoughts...the quality of those thoughts depends on you
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What's the end value of PI?
 Quoting: LORIEN


42
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


thats it!! We have the question!!
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True or False: This statement is false.
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so my question is ... why or how, would I choose men with the exact same IQ to marry, and what do you think my IQ is?
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Did you ditch any men that didn't have that number?

In what area, human relationships, you said it yourself, 3 marriages and is a 'winner'. I would score you less that 170 based on that. If you can score 100 on mechanical aptitude I might give it back to you.
 Quoting: MHz


I would say low on emotional IQ after 3 failed marriages. That frees up space for other IQ though, so I'd estimate around 156.
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There is a donkey, a man and two children. The man is 43 years old. The kids are 10 and 8.

1). How old is the donkey.
2). What is the name of the 8 year old child?
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well that's fairly impressive OP. But my IQ is officially recorded at 195, by MENSA and High IQ society.
So i don't need to ask you anything.
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Still, you don't know simple capitalization.
Who the hell is giving out these IQ scores ? a fucking Sloth ?
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What is the heaviest thing known to man, yet the weakest person can lift it.
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well that's fairly impressive OP. But my IQ is officially recorded at 195, by MENSA and High IQ society.
So i don't need to ask you anything.
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Still, you don't know simple capitalization.
Who the hell is giving out these IQ scores ? a fucking Sloth ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34676434


Starting sentences with "but" is also a no-no according to my spell check. I defy it though, mwahhahhhaaaaaa.
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well that's fairly impressive OP. But my IQ is officially recorded at 195, by MENSA and High IQ society.
So i don't need to ask you anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1546575


Still, you don't know simple capitalization.
Who the hell is giving out these IQ scores ? a fucking Sloth ?
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Starting sentences with "but" is also a no-no according to my spell check. I defy it though, mwahhahhhaaaaaa.
 Quoting: The Loophole


Diffence being, I didn't declare a high IQ.
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well that's fairly impressive OP. But my IQ is officially recorded at 195, by MENSA and High IQ society.
So i don't need to ask you anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1546575


Still, you don't know simple capitalization.
Who the hell is giving out these IQ scores ? a fucking Sloth ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34676434


Starting sentences with "but" is also a no-no according to my spell check. I defy it though, mwahhahhhaaaaaa.
 Quoting: The Loophole


Diffence being, I didn't declare a high IQ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34676434


That's a good thing.
But you should still practice a little.
The "but" I was referring to was clearly in the sentence created by the guy that was claiming a high IQ, and not you.

tounge

edit:
Godammit, now they've got me using it.
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It's fine to start a sentence with But, or And, or various other things.

It would be too easy to say "look at Hemingway" because he probably broke every single rule of sizth grade grammar. And if you write like Hemingway (I don't ...) your English teachers won't complain about the stylistic tools you use to do it.
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sixth not sizth
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Axe me anything, preferably not questions that can just be search engined.

I can help those of you less endowed, but first you must face the fact that you were intentionally dumbed down by the NWO so, you'll need to deal with that fact and suck down that pride...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34894835


Ok lol

here´s the question

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YOU HAVE 2 LINES

AND THESE 2 LINES ARE ENDLESS FUSED WITH THE HORIZONT

SO WHAT GEOMETRY WILL GET CREATED IF YOU FUSE 2 LINES ON A BALL - ENDLESS?

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i´m just waiting for an answer!!! ;o)
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Do you watch Big Bang Theory?

Can you relate to the show?
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