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Mr. Weird
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There are clubs for anything you can think about except I have never seen a club that is devoted to "hate". So I am forming it. It's called the Hate Club. If you hate someone, some group of people or really hate some thing, joining is easy. Just place a post here that says "I hate xxxxx." And then just a line or two WHY you hate that thing or person you hate.

Think of this as a separate Forum where all the members get to expose their hatreds to everyone, and the other members get to comment on why your hatred is good or bad, or not as good or bad as THEIR hatreds.

Nobody but a fellow hater can judge the quality of other peoples hates so we all get a chance to criticize the other members.

After a while, when we have lots of postings and replies to postings from other members, I'll add up the number of postings for each hater and we might give that person a prize of some sort, as the Best Hater.

This is not sarcasm. I'm deadly serious about the club. If you are a serious hater, please join. It'll be great.

Thanks.

Mr. Weird
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Cliff Yablonski hates you.

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Cliff Yablonski hates you.

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I LOVE you, Chris. What a great way to start the club membership. Thanks. (I don't want to know WHY, in this case. Let it stay your secret).
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I hate screaming children in public places.

Even worse, I hate the parents who think their children are cute while screaming.
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Cliff Yablonski hates you.

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I hate Cliff yablonski

I hate paying taxes
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I hate this club
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And to civil unrest in America
And to the Republic
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There are clubs for anything you can think about except I have never seen a club that is devoted to "hate". So I am forming it. It's called the Hate Club. If you hate someone, some group of people or really hate some thing, joining is easy. Just place a post here that says "I hate xxxxx." And then just a line or two WHY you hate that thing or person you hate.

Think of this as a separate Forum where all the members get to expose their hatreds to everyone, and the other members get to comment on why your hatred is good or bad, or not as good or bad as THEIR hatreds.

Nobody but a fellow hater can judge the quality of other peoples hates so we all get a chance to criticize the other members.

After a while, when we have lots of postings and replies to postings from other members, I'll add up the number of postings for each hater and we might give that person a prize of some sort, as the Best Hater.

This is not sarcasm. I'm deadly serious about the club. If you are a serious hater, please join. It'll be great.

Thanks.

Mr. Weird
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I hate your club
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I hate the money masters.

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I so relish the notion of expressing my hatred for screaming children in public places, and my even greater hatred for the parents that coddle them, that I have green karma pinned this thread.

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I hate faggots because they are gay.
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Cliff, I just went onto your site. You are the perfect guy to kick off my membership drive. You are miles ahead on this hate thing. Even though you are a professional, I bet someone beats you in quality because from what I saw on your site, you are just generally hating all people, which can't compete with a specific, well directed hatred.

But...it's a beginning.
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I hate faggots because they are gay.
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I also hate liberals because they are stupid.
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Finally a use for our torches and pitchforks!


I hate spinach!!!!!!!
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I hate the money masters.

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And I know Christ says to forgive and love our enemies but I just fail in that respect.

/anger
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I hate screaming children in public places.

Even worse, I hate the parents who think their children are cute while screaming.
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This is a good one. Try to get more stupid and vicious if you come up with a second hate, like hating every Italian barber, or Lutherans.
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Reformed cat lover now cat hater since the bastards pissed in my daughter's room and it smells like hell's asshole now. Can I join? I hate cats with a serious vengeance now. I will never allow another one of those things in my house or life.
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I hate faggots because they are gay.
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I also hate liberals because they are stupid.
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And I hate Barak Oblablah for the reasons listed above.
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I hate people who hate Cliff Yablonski.

and Zombies.
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I hate totalitarianism in any and all of its forms.
"Who decides?"
---Robert A. Heinlein

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Reformed cat lover now cat hater since the bastards pissed in my daughter's room and it smells like hell's asshole now. Can I join? I hate cats with a serious vengeance now. I will never allow another one of those things in my house or life.
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You are definitely IN. Almost a charter member. I don't hate cats but have a heavy dislike for them because both of my ex wives had cats.

Dig deeper into that hate cesspool you have in your head and come up with a second hate that beats your first.
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Sir, I'd like the location of the place for the 'I hate Clubs' discussion. No money slot so I guess it is a free for all.
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Fuckin Dutch, what the hell is their problem.
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kindof
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
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Sir, I'd like the location of the place for the 'I hate Clubs' discussion. No money slot so I guess it is a free for all.
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MHz, this is the place, right here. GLP gets a million visits a day, so there is no better place than here to build up our membership. Come up with a good one that you've never told anyone about.
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Also, extremists-I hate em, they all should be shot
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I love to let my kids scream in stores and love to watch the people who hate screaming kids roll their eyes and talk under their breath.

Also I hate dog shit which is why I bag up my dogs shit and dump it in people yards who dont have dogs.
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I got a lotta hate - I know it is a problem.

Instead of dealing with my real problems I focus all my hate on the town of Hanover New Hampshire and Dartmouth College - this place has been the death of my "better angels"
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I hate skateboarding goth faggots.
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Reformed cat lover now cat hater since the bastards pissed in my daughter's room and it smells like hell's asshole now. Can I join? I hate cats with a serious vengeance now. I will never allow another one of those things in my house or life.
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You are definitely IN. Almost a charter member. I don't hate cats but have a heavy dislike for them because both of my ex wives had cats.

Dig deeper into that hate cesspool you have in your head and come up with a second hate that beats your first.
 Quoting: Mr. Weird

So far there is somebody too lazy to do kitty litter and one that thinks they look like his wife and, well love is probably not the emotion that boils, I mean comes to mind.

I hate discussions that are about anything other than about clubs even more than I hate the clubs discussion room.

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