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Reformed cat lover now cat hater since the bastards pissed in my daughter's room and it smells like hell's asshole now. Can I join? I hate cats with a serious vengeance now. I will never allow another one of those things in my house or life.
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MEGA cat hatred here.

I hate them because they are the only other animal besides man that will torture another animal for no good reason, and then leave it to die in agony.

I watched a cat pull the guts out of a baby robin once, then the cat sauntered off and the bird was flopping around so I went and put it out of its misery with a pair of pruning shears, and the cat just looked at me fron a distance like Ha Ha Ha.

But even worse than I hate cats, I hate cat rancher old ladies who feed stray cats thinking they are doing something good.

Cats spread disease, and a lot of people's minds are eaten up with the disease -- toxoplasmosis -- which makes rats no longer fear cats, and which makes people lose common sense over them.

Cats are an unnatural, artificially introduced predator species that destroys wildlife wherever they go.

And their freaking litter boxes stink. And their owners are usually goofy.

We have a cat trap we use to catch strays that wander into our yard. But unlike cats themselves, we believe in a quick, painless and ethical kill.
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Fuckin Dutch, what the hell is their problem.
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Our problem is we eat to much tulips

Do you only hate Dutch that are fucking or just in general?

Keep the hate coming, I love it
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I hate this fucking thread.

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And of all the smileys in the world, I hate your goofy dancing man smiley. It's like the thing is trying to give me epilepsy or something. To hell with your dancing man smiley. I would like to see him squashed under a boulder. Or with a bullet hole in his smiley face head.
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I can see this thread eventually turning into an online brawl.

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Sir, I'd like the location of the place for the 'I hate Clubs' discussion. No money slot so I guess it is a free for all.
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MHz, this is the place, right here. GLP gets a million visits a day, so there is no better place than here to build up our membership. Come up with a good one that you've never told anyone about.
 Quoting: Mr. Weird

That was the only one that I haven't sent memos out on. I'm not expecting the list to grow anytime soon so I'll probably just be a reader for this thread. (backs slowly out of room and exits stage left)
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I hate HATE!

waitaminute....uh.....nevermind
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As long as your little hate club doesn't detract from the REAL >>>> HATE <<<< CLUB!!!!

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I hate this club
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there ya go... thumbs
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I fucking hate religion and the blind, arrogant sheep who follow it. It's in it's death throes, now. A new fucking Age will emerge and religion will crawl back into the hellish cesspool it has emerged from! It has created all the evils of the world and depends upon them for its very survival. An end to ignorance! An end to servitude! An end to the Age of Slavery!





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MEGA cat hatred here.
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What about when they are the only thing between you and a mouse shitting on your face whenever you fall asleep? Would they be cool then?

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No see-ems, mosquitos, fleas, ticks. Do we really need those?
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I hate new-age, left-wing, hypocritical low-life scumbags.

Can you tell?
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I hate this fucking thread.

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 Quoting: Professor Xavier


And of all the smileys in the world, I hate your goofy dancing man smiley. It's like the thing is trying to give me epilepsy or something. To hell with your dancing man smiley. I would like to see him squashed under a boulder. Or with a bullet hole in his smiley face head.
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Yeah, that dancing man smiley is really annoying. I really fucking hate that thing. It like says, "Look at me! What I said was just sooo fucking amazing!" NOT.
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I Hate kids who tells everyone to fu** off beavis
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Ye that love the LORD, hate evil: he preserveth the souls of his saints; he delivereth them out of the hand of the wicked.

Psalms 97:10

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May a cat eat your gawdamned parrot.
I hate parrots.

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Probably because they make such great eye-witnesses that can't keep a secret.
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Dude, it's called the Westboro Baptist Church.
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There are clubs for anything you can think about except I have never seen a club that is devoted to "hate". So I am forming it. It's called the Hate Club. If you hate someone, some group of people or really hate some thing, joining is easy. Just place a post here that says "I hate xxxxx." And then just a line or two WHY you hate that thing or person you hate.

Think of this as a separate Forum where all the members get to expose their hatreds to everyone, and the other members get to comment on why your hatred is good or bad, or not as good or bad as THEIR hatreds.

Nobody but a fellow hater can judge the quality of other peoples hates so we all get a chance to criticize the other members.

After a while, when we have lots of postings and replies to postings from other members, I'll add up the number of postings for each hater and we might give that person a prize of some sort, as the Best Hater.

This is not sarcasm. I'm deadly serious about the club. If you are a serious hater, please join. It'll be great.

Thanks.

Mr. Weird
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Stirring up deliberate HATE has only on purpose...to bring in EVIL.

Don't we have enough of that running the USA government already?

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I hate totalitarianism in any and all of its forms.
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Totalitarian governments and their minions can all just fuck off and die horrible unspeakable deaths and rot in hell forever.
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Ye that love the LORD, hate evil: he preserveth the souls of his saints; he delivereth them out of the hand of the wicked.

Psalms 97:10

I am saved. Are you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30145506

Only if this verse is activated. The Lord's prayer then becomes a thank you note rather than a petition.

Lu:18:13:
And the publican,
standing afar off,
would not lift up so much as his eyes unto heaven,
but smote upon his breast,
saying,
God be merciful to me a sinner.
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Ye that love the LORD, hate evil: he preserveth the souls of his saints; he delivereth them out of the hand of the wicked.

Psalms 97:10

I am saved. Are you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30145506


I hate this fucking shit. Wow, chapter/verse. CAN YOU FUCKING THINK? Why even have a brain?
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I fucking hate religion and the blind, arrogant sheep who follow it. It's in it's death throes, now. A new fucking Age will emerge and religion will crawl back into the hellish cesspool it has emerged from! It has created all the evils of the world and depends upon them for its very survival. An end to ignorance! An end to servitude! An end to the Age of Slavery!


 Quoting: YankeeRose555


Okay, I hate all these lovey-dovey New Agers who think that somehow humankind is smart enough to evolve beyond religion.

Worldwide, do you see more people becoming fundamentalist this, that, or the other -- like Christians in Africa and the Americas, or Muslims in the Middle East -- or do you see them kind of waking up all over?

More and more people are deeper into more fundamentalism than ever before!

For every one or two westerners realising religion is a lot of mumbo-jumbo, ten dozen people in other contries are either babbling in tongues or yelling allahu akbar as they commit one or another act of ignorance.

By the way, I'm not real keen on fundamentalists of any sort.
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Reformed cat lover now cat hater since the bastards pissed in my daughter's room and it smells like hell's asshole now. Can I join? I hate cats with a serious vengeance now. I will never allow another one of those things in my house or life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238


You are definitely IN. Almost a charter member. I don't hate cats but have a heavy dislike for them because both of my ex wives had cats.

Dig deeper into that hate cesspool you have in your head and come up with a second hate that beats your first.
 Quoting: Mr. Weird

So far there is somebody too lazy to do kitty litter and one that thinks they look like his wife and, well love is probably not the emotion that boils, I mean comes to mind.

I hate discussions that are about anything other than about clubs even more than I hate the clubs discussion room.
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Think of the Hate Club as a safe place to vent and expose your secret hates. It's all anonymous so honesty will probably prevail. If you secretly hate fat people, here's your chance to lay it all out. Or maybe you hate the Queen of England. All hate is welcome, the worse, the better. Irrational hate gets you a gold star or two.
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I Hate how this thread turned into religion based discussion. sheeplebahsheeplebahsheeplebahsheeplebahsheeplebah
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I hate Obama. Has that already been brought up?
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I fucking hate religion and the blind, arrogant sheep who follow it. It's in it's death throes, now. A new fucking Age will emerge and religion will crawl back into the hellish cesspool it has emerged from! It has created all the evils of the world and depends upon them for its very survival. An end to ignorance! An end to servitude! An end to the Age of Slavery!





seal
 Quoting: YankeeRose555


go to hell you damned intolerant person, some religions may be in their death throes, but one, the most violent and pernicious of all is spreading thanks to people like you who are creating a vacuum which islam will fill. lets see how long your hate of religion lasts when islam is being shoved down your hate-filled throat?

other than that hf
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In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.

Goodbye sweet friend, we miss you.

Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies and old men running around with tattoos and piercings? Ew...
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"She wears underwear with dick holes in em'" Chappelle concerning Rosie O'Donnel ROFL
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I hate Obama. Has that already been brought up?
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iapprove
A Jewish mother dreams that her son will grow up to be a doctor or, if retarded, a lawyer." --Jackie Mason

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In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.

Goodbye sweet friend, we miss you.

Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies and old men running around with tattoos and piercings? Ew...
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I Hate how this thread turned into religion based discussion. sheeplebahsheeplebahsheeplebahsheeplebahsheeplebah
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It's pretty much the only thing I hate with a passion! You wanted hate....you got it.

I hate; therefore I am.
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I hate Obama. Has that already been brought up?
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This is a "given," and there are too many Obama haters to make you unique. Absolutely correct, but not hidden enough. Dig around in the dark parts of your fevered brain.

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