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| goodmockingbird In the Heart of the EF 5 Tornado Belt User ID: 34740991 02/21/2013 03:51 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Reformed cat lover now cat hater since the bastards pissed in my daughter's room and it smells like hell's asshole now. Can I join? I hate cats with a serious vengeance now. I will never allow another one of those things in my house or life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238 MEGA cat hatred here. I hate them because they are the only other animal besides man that will torture another animal for no good reason, and then leave it to die in agony. I watched a cat pull the guts out of a baby robin once, then the cat sauntered off and the bird was flopping around so I went and put it out of its misery with a pair of pruning shears, and the cat just looked at me fron a distance like Ha Ha Ha. But even worse than I hate cats, I hate cat rancher old ladies who feed stray cats thinking they are doing something good. Cats spread disease, and a lot of people's minds are eaten up with the disease -- toxoplasmosis -- which makes rats no longer fear cats, and which makes people lose common sense over them. Cats are an unnatural, artificially introduced predator species that destroys wildlife wherever they go. And their freaking litter boxes stink. And their owners are usually goofy. We have a cat trap we use to catch strays that wander into our yard. But unlike cats themselves, we believe in a quick, painless and ethical kill. In Memory of Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty: American Heroes. |
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| goodmockingbird In the Heart of the EF 5 Tornado Belt User ID: 34740991 02/21/2013 03:53 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And of all the smileys in the world, I hate your goofy dancing man smiley. It's like the thing is trying to give me epilepsy or something. To hell with your dancing man smiley. I would like to see him squashed under a boulder. Or with a bullet hole in his smiley face head. In Memory of Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty: American Heroes. |
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| MHz User ID: 34243878 02/21/2013 03:54 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sir, I'd like the location of the place for the 'I hate Clubs' discussion. No money slot so I guess it is a free for all. Quoting: MHz MHz, this is the place, right here. GLP gets a million visits a day, so there is no better place than here to build up our membership. Come up with a good one that you've never told anyone about. That was the only one that I haven't sent memos out on. I'm not expecting the list to grow anytime soon so I'll probably just be a reader for this thread. (backs slowly out of room and exits stage left) |
| Professor Xavier User ID: 34881742 02/21/2013 03:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Reformed cat lover now cat hater since the bastards pissed in my daughter's room and it smells like hell's asshole now. Can I join? I hate cats with a serious vengeance now. I will never allow another one of those things in my house or life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238 MEGA cat hatred here. I hate them because they are the only other animal besides man that will torture another animal for no good reason, and then leave it to die in agony. I watched a cat pull the guts out of a baby robin once, then the cat sauntered off and the bird was flopping around so I went and put it out of its misery with a pair of pruning shears, and the cat just looked at me fron a distance like Ha Ha Ha. But even worse than I hate cats, I hate cat rancher old ladies who feed stray cats thinking they are doing something good. Cats spread disease, and a lot of people's minds are eaten up with the disease -- toxoplasmosis -- which makes rats no longer fear cats, and which makes people lose common sense over them. Cats are an unnatural, artificially introduced predator species that destroys wildlife wherever they go. And their freaking litter boxes stink. And their owners are usually goofy. We have a cat trap we use to catch strays that wander into our yard. But unlike cats themselves, we believe in a quick, painless and ethical kill. ![]() |
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| YankeeRose555 User ID: 29801624 02/21/2013 03:56 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I fucking hate religion and the blind, arrogant sheep who follow it. It's in it's death throes, now. A new fucking Age will emerge and religion will crawl back into the hellish cesspool it has emerged from! It has created all the evils of the world and depends upon them for its very survival. An end to ignorance! An end to servitude! An end to the Age of Slavery! ![]() |
| Professor Xavier User ID: 34881742 02/21/2013 03:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And of all the smileys in the world, I hate your goofy dancing man smiley. It's like the thing is trying to give me epilepsy or something. To hell with your dancing man smiley. I would like to see him squashed under a boulder. Or with a bullet hole in his smiley face head. May a cat eat your gawdamned parrot. I hate parrots. |
| Professor Xavier User ID: 34881742 02/21/2013 03:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I fucking hate religion and the blind, arrogant sheep who follow it. It's in it's death throes, now. A new fucking Age will emerge and religion will crawl back into the hellish cesspool it has emerged from! It has created all the evils of the world and depends upon them for its very survival. An end to ignorance! An end to servitude! An end to the Age of Slavery! Quoting: YankeeRose555 ![]() Religion isn't the source of the problems you cite. It's human nature. And everyone who has ever decried human nature and tried to change it ends up murdering millions of people. So, fuck that, I hate your hatred. |
| MHz User ID: 34243878 02/21/2013 03:57 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What about when they are the only thing between you and a mouse shitting on your face whenever you fall asleep? Would they be cool then? Last Edited by MHz on 02/21/2013 03:58 PM |
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| YankeeRose555 User ID: 29801624 02/21/2013 03:59 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And of all the smileys in the world, I hate your goofy dancing man smiley. It's like the thing is trying to give me epilepsy or something. To hell with your dancing man smiley. I would like to see him squashed under a boulder. Or with a bullet hole in his smiley face head. Yeah, that dancing man smiley is really annoying. I really fucking hate that thing. It like says, "Look at me! What I said was just sooo fucking amazing!" NOT. |
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| Useless Cookie Eater User ID: 29696048 02/21/2013 04:02 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There are clubs for anything you can think about except I have never seen a club that is devoted to "hate". So I am forming it. It's called the Hate Club. If you hate someone, some group of people or really hate some thing, joining is easy. Just place a post here that says "I hate xxxxx." And then just a line or two WHY you hate that thing or person you hate. Quoting: Mr. Weird Think of this as a separate Forum where all the members get to expose their hatreds to everyone, and the other members get to comment on why your hatred is good or bad, or not as good or bad as THEIR hatreds. Nobody but a fellow hater can judge the quality of other peoples hates so we all get a chance to criticize the other members. After a while, when we have lots of postings and replies to postings from other members, I'll add up the number of postings for each hater and we might give that person a prize of some sort, as the Best Hater. This is not sarcasm. I'm deadly serious about the club. If you are a serious hater, please join. It'll be great. Thanks. Mr. Weird Stirring up deliberate HATE has only on purpose...to bring in EVIL. Don't we have enough of that running the USA government already? ![]() |
| Ralph--a house dog User ID: 25802009 02/21/2013 04:03 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Totalitarian governments and their minions can all just fuck off and die horrible unspeakable deaths and rot in hell forever. "Who decides?" ---Robert A. Heinlein [link to www.westcoasttruth.com] "Do Not Go Gentle into that Good Night.....Rage, rage against the dying of the light" ----Dylan Thomas |
| MHz User ID: 34243878 02/21/2013 04:03 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ye that love the LORD, hate evil: he preserveth the souls of his saints; he delivereth them out of the hand of the wicked. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30145506 Psalms 97:10 I am saved. Are you? Only if this verse is activated. The Lord's prayer then becomes a thank you note rather than a petition. Lu:18:13: And the publican, standing afar off, would not lift up so much as his eyes unto heaven, but smote upon his breast, saying, God be merciful to me a sinner. |
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| goodmockingbird In the Heart of the EF 5 Tornado Belt User ID: 34740991 02/21/2013 04:05 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I fucking hate religion and the blind, arrogant sheep who follow it. It's in it's death throes, now. A new fucking Age will emerge and religion will crawl back into the hellish cesspool it has emerged from! It has created all the evils of the world and depends upon them for its very survival. An end to ignorance! An end to servitude! An end to the Age of Slavery! Quoting: YankeeRose555 Okay, I hate all these lovey-dovey New Agers who think that somehow humankind is smart enough to evolve beyond religion. Worldwide, do you see more people becoming fundamentalist this, that, or the other -- like Christians in Africa and the Americas, or Muslims in the Middle East -- or do you see them kind of waking up all over? More and more people are deeper into more fundamentalism than ever before! For every one or two westerners realising religion is a lot of mumbo-jumbo, ten dozen people in other contries are either babbling in tongues or yelling allahu akbar as they commit one or another act of ignorance. By the way, I'm not real keen on fundamentalists of any sort. In Memory of Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty: American Heroes. |
| Mr. Weird (OP) User ID: 28995214 02/21/2013 04:06 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Reformed cat lover now cat hater since the bastards pissed in my daughter's room and it smells like hell's asshole now. Can I join? I hate cats with a serious vengeance now. I will never allow another one of those things in my house or life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238 You are definitely IN. Almost a charter member. I don't hate cats but have a heavy dislike for them because both of my ex wives had cats. Dig deeper into that hate cesspool you have in your head and come up with a second hate that beats your first. So far there is somebody too lazy to do kitty litter and one that thinks they look like his wife and, well love is probably not the emotion that boils, I mean comes to mind. I hate discussions that are about anything other than about clubs even more than I hate the clubs discussion room. Think of the Hate Club as a safe place to vent and expose your secret hates. It's all anonymous so honesty will probably prevail. If you secretly hate fat people, here's your chance to lay it all out. Or maybe you hate the Queen of England. All hate is welcome, the worse, the better. Irrational hate gets you a gold star or two. |
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