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... If you are a serious hater, please join. It'll be great.

Thanks.

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Stirring up deliberate HATE has only on purpose...to bring in EVIL.

 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater




Evil??? Coherent people sitting safely at our computers spewing humourous posts about inane topics?

Much more to be feared are people who obsess over evil, Evil, EVIL everywhere.

What, are we summoning demons or something?

Please refer to prior posts referencing fundamentalism.
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Reformed cat lover now cat hater since the bastards pissed in my daughter's room and it smells like hell's asshole now. Can I join? I hate cats with a serious vengeance now. I will never allow another one of those things in my house or life.
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You are definitely IN. Almost a charter member. I don't hate cats but have a heavy dislike for them because both of my ex wives had cats.

Dig deeper into that hate cesspool you have in your head and come up with a second hate that beats your first.
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So far there is somebody too lazy to do kitty litter and one that thinks they look like his wife and, well love is probably not the emotion that boils, I mean comes to mind.

I hate discussions that are about anything other than about clubs even more than I hate the clubs discussion room.
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LOL I loved those bastards. I looked past them fucking up my door frames, my comforters and even my carpets. I kept the boxes immaculate. I think only one was doing the pissing, and he only did it to be an asshole bastard. Guess where they are now? I sold them on Craigslist. For $10. A GLP'er looking dude came and collected them and ALLL their shit ($500 worth of cat gear), for $10.
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I hate this fucking thread.

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This thread THRIVES on your hatred so...thanks.
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I hate Obama. Has that already been brought up?
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This is a "given," and there are too many Obama haters to make you unique. Absolutely correct, but not hidden enough. Dig around in the dark parts of your fevered brain.
 Quoting: Mr. Weird


you mean we have to be original? oh crap, I hate originality.
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I hate totalitarianism in any and all of its forms.
 Quoting: Ralph--a house dog


Totalitarian governments and their minions can all just fuck off and die horrible unspeakable deaths and rot in hell forever.
 Quoting: Ralph--a house dog

And then what??
How do the survivors not fall into the same trap?? Doing the opposite almost sounds like the only solution. If in this time the many provide for the few then in the 'better version' the few get their status by how close they can keep the least important to having the same level of life as they do. That would free up a lot of time for 'arts' or 'recreation'. Hmmmm ...... I would hate to be there and poof the opposite happens.
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I Hate how this thread turned into religion based discussion. sheeplebahsheeplebahsheeplebahsheeplebahsheeplebah
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It's pretty much the only thing I hate with a passion! You wanted hate....you got it.

I hate; therefore I am.
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It won't be a religious based thread. I run it and I say so so all you heavy duty religionists who probably are too spiritual to hate can start your own thread.
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Reformed cat lover now cat hater since the bastards pissed in my daughter's room and it smells like hell's asshole now. Can I join? I hate cats with a serious vengeance now. I will never allow another one of those things in my house or life.
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You are definitely IN. Almost a charter member. I don't hate cats but have a heavy dislike for them because both of my ex wives had cats.

Dig deeper into that hate cesspool you have in your head and come up with a second hate that beats your first.
 Quoting: Mr. Weird

So far there is somebody too lazy to do kitty litter and one that thinks they look like his wife and, well love is probably not the emotion that boils, I mean comes to mind.

I hate discussions that are about anything other than about clubs even more than I hate the clubs discussion room.
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LOL I loved those bastards. I looked past them fucking up my door frames, my comforters and even my carpets. I kept the boxes immaculate. I think only one was doing the pissing, and he only did it to be an asshole bastard. Guess where they are now? I sold them on Craigslist. For $10. A GLP'er looking dude came and collected them and ALLL their shit ($500 worth of cat gear), for $10.
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I use my Mosin on strays in the yard, because I live in the country, and hate those useless things. They aren't getting their damn paw prints on my cars anymore.
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go to hell you damned intolerant person...
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I hate totalitarianism in any and all of its forms.
 Quoting: Ralph--a house dog


Totalitarian governments and their minions can all just fuck off and die horrible unspeakable deaths and rot in hell forever.
 Quoting: Ralph--a house dog

And then what??
How do the survivors not fall into the same trap?? Doing the opposite almost sounds like the only solution. If in this time the many provide for the few then in the 'better version' the few get their status by how close they can keep the least important to having the same level of life as they do. That would free up a lot of time for 'arts' or 'recreation'. Hmmmm ...... I would hate to be there and poof the opposite happens.
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Deprivation of freedom is truly hateful. Hating totalitarianism is a good hate.
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"She wears underwear with dick holes in em'" Chappelle concerning Rosie O'Donnel ROFL
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Sorry about that, he was referring to Janet Reno...

Rosie was referred to as "Boy George" lol
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I fucking hate religion and the blind, arrogant sheep who follow it. It's in it's death throes, now. A new fucking Age will emerge and religion will crawl back into the hellish cesspool it has emerged from! It has created all the evils of the world and depends upon them for its very survival. An end to ignorance! An end to servitude! An end to the Age of Slavery!





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 Quoting: YankeeRose555


go to hell you damned intolerant person, some religions may be in their death throes, but one, the most violent and pernicious of all is spreading thanks to people like you who are creating a vacuum which islam will fill. lets see how long your hate of religion lasts when islam is being shoved down your hate-filled throat?

other than that hf
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No thanks. I'll leave the intolerance to all the religious nutcases. All religion deserves to go to hell....too bad I don't believe in one.
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i hate obamacare and how it will destroy this nation.
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I am Han,

To start with I hate Cliff yablonski for being such a dumb ass.

I HATE money, if everybody could just more or less have the same, and we would all work for the benefit of the world as 1 community allot of shit would be history.

I HATE ignorance, what a bunch of fucking cows roam this world.
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I hate douchebags who drive around in hybrids with bumper stickers that say "save the planet", "coexist", and "erase racism".

I equally hate people who drive SUVs with stick figures on them. Fuck you and our monkey-faced, Ritalin-addicted, maggots.
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I can't think of any people or groups around here that I hate.

Many I disagree with, but don't hate.

What I do hate is the unconstitutional income tax.

I hate that the government tells ME how much of MY EARNED income I get to keep.
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Nevermind the hate club, i remember a time on GLP when people used to post something and the amusing ac response within 10 seconds would be to say FUCK .......... whatever the topic was.

IE somebody posted 'I just ate a footlong sub, ask me a question' and the first reply would be FUCK SUBWAY!

Always made me laugh.
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I love life!!!

Oh wait, sorry.

I hate when someone tampers with good, pure coffee by filling it with a bunch of crap and charging $$$ for that crap. Give me my cheap, but perfect coffee... I'll add cream for no extra, thank you very much.

Also, I love haters, but they're people too. Thanks for the thread!
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I hate Obama. Has that already been brought up?
 Quoting: Dominus


This is a "given," and there are too many Obama haters to make you unique. Absolutely correct, but not hidden enough. Dig around in the dark parts of your fevered brain.
 Quoting: Mr. Weird


you mean we have to be original? oh crap, I hate originality.
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See how the Hate Club is bringing out your hatred for originality? It's good for you to be a member but now broaden your hatred to include ALL of a specific group of people, like Blacks, Jews, tall Italians, short prostitutes. ETC. You get the idea. Get into the darker parts of your personality where you are, until now, afraid to go.
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I use my Mosin on strays in the yard, because I live in the country, and hate those useless things. They aren't getting their damn paw prints on my cars anymore.
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I'd like to think I have a decent heart and I generally see the best in people even when they hate me for retarded or obscure reasons/find something beautiful in everyone/blah blah blah...but I am not proud to say that I have taken to using bear spray on cats that brave my garden now. FUCK CATS. They like to lick so much, they like to be so "clean" right, well they can lick the capsaicin off their fucking shitty fur. Little bitches.
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Okay, a new one.

I hate those pathetic kids that go door to door trying to sell you magazines and claiming they get "points" towards a college scholarship.

Me, I never open the door to strangers, but I was over at my mother-in-law's once, and she let this bastard in and bought magazines from him.
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Nevermind the hate club, i remember a time on GLP when people used to post something and the amusing ac response within 10 seconds would be to say FUCK .......... whatever the topic was.

IE somebody posted 'I just ate a footlong sub, ask me a question' and the first reply would be FUCK SUBWAY!

Always made me laugh.
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Those people gotta live, too. Forgive them and then hate the crap out of them.
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I fucking hate religion and the blind, arrogant sheep who follow it. It's in it's death throes, now. A new fucking Age will emerge and religion will crawl back into the hellish cesspool it has emerged from! It has created all the evils of the world and depends upon them for its very survival. An end to ignorance! An end to servitude! An end to the Age of Slavery!





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 Quoting: YankeeRose555


go to hell you damned intolerant person, some religions may be in their death throes, but one, the most violent and pernicious of all is spreading thanks to people like you who are creating a vacuum which islam will fill. lets see how long your hate of religion lasts when islam is being shoved down your hate-filled throat?

other than that hf
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No thanks. I'll leave the intolerance to all the religious nutcases. All religion deserves to go to hell....too bad I don't believe in one.
 Quoting: YankeeRose555


do you really think you will be given a choice? Islam means submissions and no where in islam is there choice....

and by the way your intolerance of the religious makes you as bad as any of them...
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In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.

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I hate having diarrhea.
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I fucking hate religion and the blind, arrogant sheep who follow it. It's in it's death throes, now. A new fucking Age will emerge and religion will crawl back into the hellish cesspool it has emerged from! It has created all the evils of the world and depends upon them for its very survival. An end to ignorance! An end to servitude! An end to the Age of Slavery!





seal
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go to hell you damned intolerant person, some religions may be in their death throes, but one, the most violent and pernicious of all is spreading thanks to people like you who are creating a vacuum which islam will fill. lets see how long your hate of religion lasts when islam is being shoved down your hate-filled throat?

other than that hf
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No thanks. I'll leave the intolerance to all the religious nutcases. All religion deserves to go to hell....too bad I don't believe in one.
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do you really think you will be given a choice? Islam means submissions and no where in islam is there choice....

and by the way your intolerance of the religious makes you as bad as any of them...
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No, actually it made me a fucking author. lol
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I fucking hate religion and the blind, arrogant sheep who follow it. It's in it's death throes, now. A new fucking Age will emerge and religion will crawl back into the hellish cesspool it has emerged from! It has created all the evils of the world and depends upon them for its very survival. An end to ignorance! An end to servitude! An end to the Age of Slavery!





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go to hell you damned intolerant person, some religions may be in their death throes, but one, the most violent and pernicious of all is spreading thanks to people like you who are creating a vacuum which islam will fill. lets see how long your hate of religion lasts when islam is being shoved down your hate-filled throat?

other than that hf
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No thanks. I'll leave the intolerance to all the religious nutcases. All religion deserves to go to hell....too bad I don't believe in one.
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Well, even though you hate me I don't hate you.

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I HATE money, if everybody could just more or less have the same, and we would all work for the benefit of the world as 1 community allot of shit would be history.

 Quoting: hanchi


I hate the notion that someone is so naive as to believe this.

Here's my bet: If everybody started right now today with the exact same amount of money, by the end of the year, most of the poor would still be poor, and most of the rich even richer.
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I hate this fucking thread.

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And of all the smileys in the world, I hate your goofy dancing man smiley. It's like the thing is trying to give me epilepsy or something. To hell with your dancing man smiley. I would like to see him squashed under a boulder. Or with a bullet hole in his smiley face head.
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Yeah, that dancing man smiley is really annoying. I really fucking hate that thing. It like says, "Look at me! What I said was just sooo fucking amazing!" NOT.
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I hate stupid criticisms of awesome smilies.

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LOL I loved those bastards. I looked past them fucking up my door frames, my comforters and even my carpets. I kept the boxes immaculate. I think only one was doing the pissing, and he only did it to be an asshole bastard. Guess where they are now? I sold them on Craigslist. For $10. A GLP'er looking dude came and collected them and ALLL their shit ($500 worth of cat gear), for $10.
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Many years back I let a stray in on a cold day and gave him a light swat on the ass when he started to dig in the plants, let him out later. Went to crash and a shit the size and shape of a large pizza was in the middle of the comforter. Just tossed it and it was probably a good thing for the cat he was long gone.

The ones around now are from when there were kids around and they aren't a real bother other than coming in a little before the alarm goes off. All in all I guess I can relate to your story as a been there done that, thanks for bringing back the memory, what a smell, almost puked a few time bundling it up, and I hate when memories are dragged up against my wishes.
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Okay, a new one.

I hate those pathetic kids that go door to door trying to sell you magazines and claiming they get "points" towards a college scholarship.

Me, I never open the door to strangers, but I was over at my mother-in-law's once, and she let this bastard in and bought magazines from him.
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I toss those packets as soon as my youngest comes in the door with the shit. Because:

1.) It's not safe for kids to be selling shit door to door.

2.) My child is not a profit whore for her school. If her school wants to make $$ that way, they can show a little leg and get on the corner. For da kids and shit...

3.) The products suck.

I cosign on this hate. 100%. My oldest doesn't even take it from the teacher. I've trained him well.

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I hate this fucking thread.

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And of all the smileys in the world, I hate your goofy dancing man smiley. It's like the thing is trying to give me epilepsy or something. To hell with your dancing man smiley. I would like to see him squashed under a boulder. Or with a bullet hole in his smiley face head.
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Yeah, that dancing man smiley is really annoying. I really fucking hate that thing. It like says, "Look at me! What I said was just sooo fucking amazing!" NOT.
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Good thing it is only one, six in a row would be 6x as annoying, in theory

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