Join the "HATE CLUB." Membership Open To All.

Cliff Yablonski hates you.

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I LOVE you, Chris. What a great way to start the club membership. Thanks. (I don't want to know WHY, in this case. Let it stay your secret).

I hate screaming children in public places.

Even worse, I hate the parents who think their children are cute while screaming.

I hate Cliff yablonski

I hate paying taxes

I hate this club

I hate your club

I hate the money masters.

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I so relish the notion of expressing my hatred for screaming children in public places, and my even greater hatred for the parents that coddle them, that I have green karma pinned this thread.

Last Edited by goodmockingbird on 02/21/2013 03:40 PM

Cliff, I just went onto your site. You are the perfect guy to kick off my membership drive. You are miles ahead on this hate thing. Even though you are a professional, I bet someone beats you in quality because from what I saw on your site, you are just generally hating all people, which can't compete with a specific, well directed hatred.

But...it's a beginning.

Finally a use for our torches and pitchforks!


I hate spinach!!!!!!!

And I know Christ says to forgive and love our enemies but I just fail in that respect.

/anger

This is a good one. Try to get more stupid and vicious if you come up with a second hate, like hating every Italian barber, or Lutherans.

Reformed cat lover now cat hater since the bastards pissed in my daughter's room and it smells like hell's asshole now. Can I join? I hate cats with a serious vengeance now. I will never allow another one of those things in my house or life.

I hate people who hate Cliff Yablonski.

and Zombies.

I hate totalitarianism in any and all of its forms.

You are definitely IN. Almost a charter member. I don't hate cats but have a heavy dislike for them because both of my ex wives had cats.

Dig deeper into that hate cesspool you have in your head and come up with a second hate that beats your first.

Sir, I'd like the location of the place for the 'I hate Clubs' discussion. No money slot so I guess it is a free for all.

Fuckin Dutch, what the hell is their problem.

MHz, this is the place, right here. GLP gets a million visits a day, so there is no better place than here to build up our membership. Come up with a good one that you've never told anyone about.

Also, extremists-I hate em, they all should be shot

I love to let my kids scream in stores and love to watch the people who hate screaming kids roll their eyes and talk under their breath.

Also I hate dog shit which is why I bag up my dogs shit and dump it in people yards who dont have dogs.

I got a lotta hate - I know it is a problem.

Instead of dealing with my real problems I focus all my hate on the town of Hanover New Hampshire and Dartmouth College - this place has been the death of my "better angels"

So far there is somebody too lazy to do kitty litter and one that thinks they look like his wife and, well love is probably not the emotion that boils, I mean comes to mind.

I hate discussions that are about anything other than about clubs even more than I hate the clubs discussion room.

MEGA cat hatred here.

I hate them because they are the only other animal besides man that will torture another animal for no good reason, and then leave it to die in agony.

I watched a cat pull the guts out of a baby robin once, then the cat sauntered off and the bird was flopping around so I went and put it out of its misery with a pair of pruning shears, and the cat just looked at me fron a distance like Ha Ha Ha.

But even worse than I hate cats, I hate cat rancher old ladies who feed stray cats thinking they are doing something good.

Cats spread disease, and a lot of people's minds are eaten up with the disease -- toxoplasmosis -- which makes rats no longer fear cats, and which makes people lose common sense over them.

Cats are an unnatural, artificially introduced predator species that destroys wildlife wherever they go.

And their freaking litter boxes stink. And their owners are usually goofy.

We have a cat trap we use to catch strays that wander into our yard. But unlike cats themselves, we believe in a quick, painless and ethical kill.

Our problem is we eat to much tulips

Do you only hate Dutch that are fucking or just in general?

Keep the hate coming, I love it

And of all the smileys in the world, I hate your goofy dancing man smiley. It's like the thing is trying to give me epilepsy or something. To hell with your dancing man smiley. I would like to see him squashed under a boulder. Or with a bullet hole in his smiley face head.

I can see this thread eventually turning into an online brawl.

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