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I am 25 yo man from POLAND. Ask me a question!

 
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how can you tell who is the bride at a polish wedding?

she's the one with the clean bowling shirt!

what does the sign say in the polish mens room?

please do not eat thelarge white mints!
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Why didn't Pope John Paul allow any dogs in the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles. banana2
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how can you tell who is the bride at a polish wedding?

she's the one with the clean bowling shirt!

what does the sign say in the polish mens room?

please do not eat thelarge white mints!
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.... :D was kinda funny! :5a:
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02/21/2013 07:25 PM
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Re: I am 25 yo man from POLAND. Ask me a question!
My grandmother was from Poland
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how much is a gallon of gas over there?
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What is your opinion on the death of your President in 2010?
Accident?
Murder?
If murder - who did it?
Ivan?
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This is tough, every news contains more and more information about this. We - polish people - are tired of this. I think it was accident for sure, the only thing I dont understand is why Russia can't give us our destroyed plane...
R.I.P. Lech Kaczyński
 Quoting: Just A Normal Man


Thank you for honest answer - it is sad and frustrating and Vlad is not forthcoming.

Extra question: Didn't one of the investigators give a wierd press conference where he said he had nothing to say and then went into the next room and shot himself? That doesn't happen every day!
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I dont remember that but some of the people who were saying that this wasnt accident.. dissapered.
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02/21/2013 07:26 PM
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Did you know any Kryznowski's?
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Jan Kryznowski, my uncle... how do you know this last name?
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Sorry,

My grandmother who came from Poland was named that
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Are you seriously attracted to Mens Doopas?
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Are you in Poland?
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Yes. In Gdansk. 3 km near the Baltic Sea.
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Have you attended David Gilmour's (Pink Floyd) concert in Gdansk?



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Why did Wladyslaw divorce his wife?

Because he fouond a bottle of polish remover in her make-up bag!
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Does Poland eat bacon bread....I know they do in Latvia, damn those are good.
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This isnt so much popular here but you can order it in almost every restaurant.
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Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?

A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin. banana2
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02/21/2013 07:28 PM
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Hi OP,

My question is: Why are Polish the best computer programmers? How can I learn to be as good? Every polish person I know is a genius at programming.
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02/21/2013 07:29 PM
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GDANSK


Very nice.
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02/21/2013 07:30 PM
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What city in Poland do you live in OP?
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Do you like Riverside (Polish prog. rock band) ?

What's your favorite Kieslowski movie ?
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Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?

A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin. banana2
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How many to make popcorn...

1 holds the jiffy pop 4 shake the stove...afro
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how much is a gallon of gas over there?
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Gallon is about ~3.8 litr, 1 litr is about ~6 zlotys, 3.8 litr is 22.8 zlotys, 1$=3.15 zlotys so ...

1 GALLON is 7.23$ if I am correct.
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Oh, and I have to tell you. Your McDonald's are SO messed up!
I was craving "something American" and saw the Golden Arches. Ordered and all the sauces were different and some of the menu items were different.
I wound up having a pierogi anyway! LOL
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02/21/2013 07:32 PM
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"1 GALLON is 7.23$"

A litre is 1.45$ here.
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02/21/2013 07:32 PM
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Are you in Poland?
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Yes. In Gdansk. 3 km near the Baltic Sea.
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Have you attended David Gilmour's (Pink Floyd) concert in Gdansk?



[link to www.youtube.com]
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hfhfhfhf

YES! I was there! It was soooooooooooo AWESOME. Gilmour is one of my favourite guitar player.

Hehe, watch the whole of the concert, worthed!
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02/21/2013 07:36 PM
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Hi OP,

My question is: Why are Polish the best computer programmers? How can I learn to be as good? Every polish person I know is a genius at programming.
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Hm... I graduated Politechnika Gdanska (Gdansk University of Technology) so I'm pretty good at programming too.

You know why? Cause here in Poland is one big MYTH that if you want to have good job you have to be from I.T. or similar. So we got many I.T. engineers. And it's true. Also we got some good Universitys where you can learn this.
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Extra question: Didn't one of the investigators give a wierd press conference where he said he had nothing to say and then went into the next room and shot himself? That doesn't happen every day!
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I dont remember that but some of the people who were saying that this wasnt accident.. dissapered.
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He was the prosecutor - does this ring any bells?

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Do you like Riverside (Polish prog. rock band) ?

What's your favorite Kieslowski movie ?
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I love Riverside cause I love Dream Theater. Riverside tried to copy some stuff from DT and they play really good! They're touring whole world now which isnt common in Poland.

Kieslowski? I really like 'Amator' and 'Przypadek' (google them), worth watching!
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02/21/2013 07:39 PM
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Hi OP,

My question is: Why are Polish the best computer programmers? How can I learn to be as good? Every polish person I know is a genius at programming.
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Hm... I graduated Politechnika Gdanska (Gdansk University of Technology) so I'm pretty good at programming too.

You know why? Cause here in Poland is one big MYTH that if you want to have good job you have to be from I.T. or similar. So we got many I.T. engineers. And it's true. Also we got some good Universitys where you can learn this.
 Quoting: Just A Normal Man


Thanks OP :)
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What city in Poland do you live in OP?
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Told before. Gdansk :)
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02/21/2013 07:41 PM
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do you know anyone with the last name Swierczynski
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Are you in Poland?
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Yes. In Gdansk. 3 km near the Baltic Sea.
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Have you attended David Gilmour's (Pink Floyd) concert in Gdansk?



[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34908331


hfhfhfhf

YES! I was there! It was soooooooooooo AWESOME. Gilmour is one of my favourite guitar player.

Hehe, watch the whole of the concert, worthed!
 Quoting: Just A Normal Man


Grrr I'm jealous. Wish I was there...
It was such a great concert.

"Richard... Richard... Richard"
I had tears in my eyes when I saw it for the first time. Probably one of his final appearances on stage...

But I've seen the band 5 times, just not in Gdansk.

Gilmour is THE best guitar player in the world!
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Oh, and I have to tell you. Your McDonald's are SO messed up!
I was craving "something American" and saw the Golden Arches. Ordered and all the sauces were different and some of the menu items were different.
I wound up having a pierogi anyway! LOL
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Hahaha 'pierogi' are... from Russia but they are very common here. 'Ruskie pierogi'.

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