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Dude Puts Loaded Glock Mag In Oven...Roomate Shot Cooking

 
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this attracted the small penis gun owners, lol.
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Ban guns in America.

Americans are too dumb to own them.
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02/21/2013 10:14 PM

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Ban guns in America.

Americans are too dumb to own them.
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Ban ovens!
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02/21/2013 10:25 PM
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bet he glock her
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The only time I put anything firearm related in the oven is after I soap wash a dirty ass weapon. 200 degrees for 10 minutes....mostly my black powder revolvers.
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Aalaya Walker, 18, preheated the oven of her apartment in Tampa, Florida, on Monday to make herself waffles - not knowing that Javarski 'JJ' Sandy, 25, had stashed his pistol magazine with four live rounds in the appliance.
Ms Walker was hit in the chest and the leg by shrapnel from at least one round.


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 Quoting: TDJ


Sandy....SANDY?

WTF? Anything attached with that name now seems to be bad.

Ban Sandy!
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Who cooks waffles in the oven? maybe it was a toaster oven
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That's exactly what I want to know! Who makes waffles in the oven?
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02/21/2013 10:32 PM

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The only time I put anything firearm related in the oven is after I soap wash a dirty ass weapon. 200 degrees for 10 minutes....mostly my black powder revolvers.
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02/21/2013 10:32 PM
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Ban guns in America.

Americans are too dumb to own them.
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:trey:
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LOL, I;m pretty sure no NZ or Aussies are dumb enough to put bullets in the oven for safe keeping.

So yes you guya are to dumb for guns.
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The only time I put anything firearm related in the oven is after I soap wash a dirty ass weapon. 200 degrees for 10 minutes....mostly my black powder revolvers.
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try ballistol, this sh^t is elite for cleaning

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My elderly neighbor was shot from a farm burning pile that she had tossed some household garbage into. She must have swept up a bullet and tossed it in the trash, which then went into the bonfire.

Boy was she embarrassed to explain to her doctor how she got shot.


Obviously, we need to ban heat. Since it was the heat in the oven and the heat in the burning pile that are trying to kill women across this country.
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Ban bullets. Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people.
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02/21/2013 10:37 PM
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superficial injuries, tards....

bullets only kill coming out of a barrel.
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02/21/2013 10:42 PM
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There are safer ways to remove the serial number.
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It wasn't the gun. Just a loaded magazine
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I've had a few magazines blow up if you know what I'm sayin'.
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02/21/2013 10:44 PM
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Quite the dumbest thing i have heard today..
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02/21/2013 10:45 PM
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Sounds like a scheme he cooked up.
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02/21/2013 10:47 PM
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It's just another psyop. Nobody puts bullets and waffles in the oven. WAKE UP AMERICA!!
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02/21/2013 10:48 PM
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superficial injuries, tards....

bullets only kill coming out of a barrel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28870983


Really, this has been proven too. This is just some stupid thing that at worst could only cause some glass shards from the oven door giving her a couple little cuts. Bullets exploding outside a gun are so many times slower than coming out of a barrel.
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02/21/2013 11:01 PM
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Tell me I'm not the only one that read this and remembered the insurance money!
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Sumbuddy gotz ta get paid...wtf
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02/21/2013 11:15 PM
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When I was a kid my friends and I would fool around a lot with ammo and gun powder. One of the things we did was to hang a cartridge from a string so when it was at rest it hung right over the top of a candle. Then we would light the candle, swing the cartridge and move away to a safe distance. When the swinging cartridge stopped the round would explode. More than once when we checked out the results, the slug would still be hanging on the string, and the brass had been torn into a dozen pieces.
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02/21/2013 11:19 PM
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ban stupidity.
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I might be in favor of that!

 Quoting: Integrity101


umm.... it's called gun control. You know, not letting any moran have a gun because the 2nd amendment says you have a right to.

man, you guntards are dumb, but yes, a large majority of people should not have guns without proper training, licensing, etc. or else they do stupid things with them, like let their 8 year olds play with them, shoot uzis, put glocks in the oven. FFS.
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Aalaya Walker, 18, preheated the oven of her apartment in Tampa, Florida, on Monday to make herself waffles - not knowing that Javarski 'JJ' Sandy, 25, had stashed his pistol magazine with four live rounds in the appliance.
Ms Walker was hit in the chest and the leg by shrapnel from at least one round.


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 Quoting: TDJ


Only UK wanks would be interested in anything that happens in Tampa. Florida is the US version of UK's Australia. It's the END OF THE ROAD.

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Does anyone know for a fact this story is true? Seems quite subliminal that the dudes name is JJ Sandy. Like "Hey America. We know you went back to work and enjoy paying higher taxes. But just in case you forgot about the hook school, here's something to remind u we need to take away those protective devices u got there"
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I've heard of Glock Leg before, but Glock Oven Leg is certainly a new one!
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02/21/2013 11:35 PM

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I guarantee that the only thing she was hit by was primer fragments and/or burning powder.

No bullet ever made it more than a couple inches from it's case mouth.
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02/21/2013 11:36 PM
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I thought guns don't shoot people, only people shoot people.

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 Quoting: Instant Karma


In this case neither one killed anyone.

However, a bullet in a magazine, place inside an oven, did shoot someone.

But then again, if you were to prop a bucket full of lead on top of a door, would it injure or kill the person who opened the door?

Did the bucket of lead kill the person, or did the idiot who put it on top of the door do it?
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02/21/2013 11:52 PM
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3 comments stand out here...

Why stash a magazine in the oven?

Who cooks waffles in an over?

You just can't fix stupid.
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02/21/2013 11:56 PM
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I thought guns don't shoot people, only people shoot people.

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 Quoting: Instant Karma



nice!

'If guns kill people, then how does anyone get out of a gun show alive?!?'


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Just think about what those foreign microwaves can do .....rockon
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02/22/2013 12:00 AM
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3 comments stand out here...

Why stash a magazine in the oven?

Who cooks waffles in an over?

You just can't fix stupid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10743044


And why wouldn't you check inside oven before preheating for things like cookware, flammables, magazines etc?
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Why would you MAKE waffles IN the oven?

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