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Dude Puts Loaded Glock Mag In Oven...Roomate Shot Cooking

 
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Is really her fault as your suppose to check the oven and make sure its empty when you turn it on........natural selection is great!!!
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02/22/2013 12:19 AM
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TY TREY!!!
Ban guns in America.

Americans are too dumb to own them.
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:trey:
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OMG BAN ALL GUNS!

not

shit happens
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02/22/2013 12:25 AM

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Natural Selection, Gotta Love it!
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02/22/2013 12:31 AM
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chuckle


I just caught myself checking the oven before turning it on.

I was really checking the rack level, since I sometimes raise it to broil, but this story came to mind, had to chuckle!

I'm baking Grape Nuts/Pumpkin Pudding for breakfast for the next several days... not frozen waffles.
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Ban ovens.
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Nailed it.

Ovens are clearly the problem here, as are waffles.

Wait.... WHAT?

Who the hell cooks waffles in an oven?
AdHocBOHICA

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02/22/2013 12:37 AM

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Ban ovens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30914012


Nailed it.

Ovens are clearly the problem here, as are waffles.

Wait.... WHAT?

Who the hell cooks waffles in an oven?
 Quoting: Soma/Comatose


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02/22/2013 12:44 AM
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I guarantee that the only thing she was hit by was primer fragments and/or burning powder.

No bullet ever made it more than a couple inches from it's case mouth.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


This ^^^

If she was hit with a bullet, then this story is a cover for what really happened.

Rounds cooking off doesn't mean the bullets ever leave the brass casing but the brass can explode and fragment.
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Who's dumber here? The dumbass who put the magazine in he oven in the first place or the dumbass who didn't even see there was something in the oven? hmmmmmmmmmm..
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Clearly it was the roomate's fault. I mean, who in their right mind cooks anymore???
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Damn! This sounds like a case of hot shots!
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I guarantee that the only thing she was hit by was primer fragments and/or burning powder.

No bullet ever made it more than a couple inches from it's case mouth.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


This ^^^

If she was hit with a bullet, then this story is a cover for what really happened.

Rounds cooking off doesn't mean the bullets ever leave the brass casing but the brass can explode and fragment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33182949


Except for TV Lore........yeah crazy. Primer cooks first and kicks the powder.....no pressure curve.

Last Edited by AdHocBOHICA on 02/22/2013 01:39 AM
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Ban assault ovens!

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Ban ovens.
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cruise
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Why would he put them in the oven? Can someone please explain?
 Quoting: sunshine4mealwayz


My guess is she was reheating frozen Belgian waffles. They are too big to fit in the toaster,so you bake them.
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Re: Dude Puts Loaded Glock Mag In Oven...Roomate Shot Cooking
Aalaya Walker, 18, preheated the oven of her apartment in Tampa, Florida, on Monday to make herself waffles - not knowing that Javarski 'JJ' Sandy, 25, had stashed his pistol magazine with four live rounds in the appliance.
Ms Walker was hit in the chest and the leg by shrapnel from at least one round.


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 Quoting: TDJ


Silly she didn't bother to look in there... I usually do. Even dumber that the guy put a magazine in there. I mean... really? That was the best place he could think of off of hand?

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Haha what a prankster, I would have been like you totally got me with that.
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Aalaya Walker, 18, preheated the oven of her apartment in Tampa, Florida, on Monday to make herself waffles - not knowing that Javarski 'JJ' Sandy, 25, had stashed his pistol magazine with four live rounds in the appliance.
Ms Walker was hit in the chest and the leg by shrapnel from at least one round.


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 Quoting: TDJ


Wow. We are certainly dealing with a real fucking smart cookie here. What a fucking idiot storing live munitions in a fucking oven. We've got some real fucking dumbass idiots out there now don't we.
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02/22/2013 03:23 AM
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Ban ovens.
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cruise
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Ban idiots.
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Who TF makes waffles in the oven?
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There are safer ways to remove the serial number.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15292827


It wasn't the gun. Just a loaded magazine
 Quoting: TDJ


Then the pressure was highly unlikely to kill anyone. Just hurt a lot.
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ban ovens!
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02/22/2013 06:02 AM
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My elderly neighbor was shot from a farm burning pile that she had tossed some household garbage into. She must have swept up a bullet and tossed it in the trash, which then went into the bonfire.

Boy was she embarrassed to explain to her doctor how she got shot.


Obviously, we need to ban heat. Since it was the heat in the oven and the heat in the burning pile that are trying to kill women across this country.
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


Ban bullets. Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people.
 Quoting: Instant Karma


Well, how do you know they are not already banned?
I hear lately that our american pals have difficulties with the acquisition of them.
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But hey...I just got an idea! If the guns would be banned, you always can get yourself an oven.
We can see how it could be used for self-defense :D
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Ban ovens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30914012


ban cooking. knives? flames? i'll have none of it. it's a recipe for disaster.
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That'll teach her not to cook

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