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im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,

 
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friend... do not even consider the black magic of energy vampirism...

you have no idea what you're getting yourself into.

and if you did know, I don't think you'd want to have anything to do with it

at least I would hope not. or else you would have painful lessons ahead of you.
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
if anyone can help please reply on this. pleasee, i really want this.
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Why do you want to become a vampire?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34918378


bam! the real reason for this post revealed!

I want to be a vampire = I want attention.
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02/21/2013 11:42 PM
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
Ok


dearrreeee

Bram Stoker wrote the first vampire book and invented Dracula and the concept of vampire

'Dracula' written in 1897, by Bram Stoker, is often referred to as the defining vampire novel, but it is possible that Stoker was influenced by Joseph Sheridan LeFanu's Gothic vampire novella 'Carmilla' written in 1872.

The concept of vampire was invented by these writers

It is make believe

a good story but only that
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
if you are taking this as a joke please dont reply.
 Quoting: Ava Smith



The bible considers a sinner dead. So I consider the walking "dead, a sinner, a zombie.



As for a vampire, I consider them the legions of darkness. So could possess a human vessel but it enslaves it. You may no longer have power over your vessel. Demons can be quite strong to those not seeking refuge in god. They can be quite powerful in human vessels actually. Tis not a good idea to seek such things.
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See: Curse of Cain
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
No need to post that...all I needed was your consent.

I can do it over the web - already locked on to your energy signature, and the process can begin.

Don't worry about not knowing how to feed afterwards - instinct will take over and you'll find it comes naturally.
 Quoting: Thanks 34918615


If there were such a thing, then I believe I was cursed with it. But I cannot recall giving anyone my consent. Though I would have if it were offered.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33345387


I never gave my consent either when I was turned...but I figured I'd show more manners than the one that turned me. wink
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02/21/2013 11:43 PM
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Vampires are selfish!

they selflessly take the life of others to prolong and sustain their own... thats pretty fucking selfish if you ask me...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


No different than humans, when you think about it.

Killing animals and plants to sustain their existence...

Fact of life is, you're either going to eat a meal or be a meal, no matter what you are.

And the longer you exist, providing you're not immortal, the more lives will have to end just to sustain your own.

Vampires just go about sustaining their existence differently is all...nothing truly selfish about it. wink
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34918615


hush fool!

I am trying to discredit our existence entirely! that isnt helping!

damned

what did i just say?!

uh oh... i mean yeah... how about those Mets?
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


chuckle
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02/21/2013 11:44 PM

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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
OP, im going to reply to this thread to tell you the very same thing i've told *tons* of people online. while i personally believe that "real vampires" aka, the immortal blood drinking vampires could exist, you're not going to find one. ever. even if you did, they would never allow you to know they're a vampire. vampires just dont go changing anyone who asks to be changed. if a vampire is going to change a human, its going to be on *their* terms. NOT your terms. you have to be someone they want. or you have to have something they need. simply asking "hey can you change me into a vampire cuz i really need it, my life has no meaning without fangs and immortality!" is NOT going to cut it, sorry.

but i did read somewhere once that if you hunt vampires, they will in turn hunt you. and i mean, you have to really and research about them and search them out. the fact that you didnt know who Bram Stoker was, is a huge indicator that you dont know jack shit about vampire history or the stories (brilliant stories, mind you) about vampires. let go of this dream. it will never, ever happen.

oh, and PS, you came to GLP with this thread idea. you have to expect that people are going to reply to this thread just to screw with you lol. its kinda what we do here...
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02/21/2013 11:46 PM
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Well, OP, my offer still stands...I can turn you into a Psy-Vamp if you wish (will take a while for you to begin to feel the effects)...all I need is for you to say yes.

bat
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my email ************
 Quoting: Ava Smith


No need to post that...all I needed was your consent.

I can do it over the web - already locked on to your energy signature, and the process can begin.

Don't worry about not knowing how to feed afterwards - instinct will take over and you'll find it comes naturally.
 Quoting: Thanks 34918615


how can you do it over the web?
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oh, and PS, you came to GLP with this thread idea. you have to expect that people are going to reply to this thread just to screw with you lol. its kinda what we do here...
 Quoting: Canadian_lady25


I was being serious... tounge
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
I heard if you eat 4 lbs of your own feces you'll become a full blooded vampire.Do it op and get back to us.
 Quoting: Chip


i thought that was a liberal?

cruise
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


rofl You're right Doc!!! Silly me!
 Quoting: Chip


lol

both are blood sucking bastards... hard to tell the difference

cruise

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Well, OP, my offer still stands...I can turn you into a Psy-Vamp if you wish (will take a while for you to begin to feel the effects)...all I need is for you to say yes.

bat
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my email ************
 Quoting: Ava Smith


No need to post that...all I needed was your consent.

I can do it over the web - already locked on to your energy signature, and the process can begin.

Don't worry about not knowing how to feed afterwards - instinct will take over and you'll find it comes naturally.
 Quoting: Thanks 34918615


how can you do it over the web?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


the aether my dear child... not the web...
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Hey OP

have you ever had your IQ checked and monitored?
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[link to buddhism-for-vampires.com]
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my email ************
 Quoting: Ava Smith


No need to post that...all I needed was your consent.

I can do it over the web - already locked on to your energy signature, and the process can begin.

Don't worry about not knowing how to feed afterwards - instinct will take over and you'll find it comes naturally.
 Quoting: Thanks 34918615


how can you do it over the web?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


the aether my dear child... not the web...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


well, i guess im just going too have too trust you.
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friend... do not even consider the black magic of energy vampirism...

you have no idea what you're getting yourself into.

and if you did know, I don't think you'd want to have anything to do with it

at least I would hope not. or else you would have painful lessons ahead of you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33797613


well, Anonymous coward. how do you know what im gettin into.
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No need to post that...all I needed was your consent.

I can do it over the web - already locked on to your energy signature, and the process can begin.

Don't worry about not knowing how to feed afterwards - instinct will take over and you'll find it comes naturally.
 Quoting: Thanks 34918615


how can you do it over the web?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


the aether my dear child... not the web...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


well, i guess im just going too have too trust you.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


come into my parlor...
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
friend... do not even consider the black magic of energy vampirism...

you have no idea what you're getting yourself into.

and if you did know, I don't think you'd want to have anything to do with it

at least I would hope not. or else you would have painful lessons ahead of you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33797613


well, Anonymous coward. how do you know what im gettin into.
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Its not that hard to figure out... really.
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
Go hang out on the Santa Cruz beach boardwalk after hours. You'll find some hanging out there.
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Just watch out for the vampire hunters in the comic store.
We are genetically engineered beings.
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
how can you do it over the web?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Because I feed on, and can sense, energy.

Your words give off what's called an "energy signature" - it's like a psychic fingerprint...everyone has their own individual energy. Your words allowed me to sense your particular energy, find it and lock onto it out of all the energies out there.

Then it's just a matter of sending a psychic projection of myself to your location - very likely invisible to the five senses, as physically manifesting takes far more energy than it's worth - and turning you.

Simple, really - it's more instinct-driven than the 1,2,3 explanation I gave you, but that's about it in a nutshell.


Oh, and you're welcome. wink
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the aether my dear child... not the web...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Well, true...easier for the uninitiated to just think it happened over the web, as the concept of wireless connection is more...adaptable...to their minds. wink
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...

[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

if your going to come in here with a 20yo twi/tards knowledge of vampires youre going to need to know your history.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34902527


then educate me.
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bad enough i actually posted a link-if you can read fucking twilight you can read the link then use your own brain.
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so you said he wrote a book on you? either youre dracula lmao or a vampire or someone just fuckin with me.
 Quoting: Ava Smith

no i didnt say that.
you sure get confused easy.
check the posts for who said what where.
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how can you do it over the web?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Because I feed on, and can sense, energy.

Your words give off what's called an "energy signature" - it's like a psychic fingerprint...everyone has their own individual energy. Your words allowed me to sense your particular energy, find it and lock onto it out of all the energies out there.

Then it's just a matter of sending a psychic projection of myself to your location - very likely invisible to the five senses, as physically manifesting takes far more energy than it's worth - and turning you.

Simple, really - it's more instinct-driven than the 1,2,3 explanation I gave you, but that's about it in a nutshell.


Oh, and you're welcome. wink
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well, get to it.
and thank you.
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Is she here?
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Vamps hate garlic

but love weed

remember this
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Is she here?
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no
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then educate me.
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bad enough i actually posted a link-if you can read fucking twilight you can read the link then use your own brain.
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so you said he wrote a book on you? either youre dracula lmao or a vampire or someone just fuckin with me.
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no i didnt say that.
you sure get confused easy.
check the posts for who said what where.
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whoa whoa that may cause information overload on the OP

lol
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how can you do it over the web?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Because I feed on, and can sense, energy.

Your words give off what's called an "energy signature" - it's like a psychic fingerprint...everyone has their own individual energy. Your words allowed me to sense your particular energy, find it and lock onto it out of all the energies out there.

Then it's just a matter of sending a psychic projection of myself to your location - very likely invisible to the five senses, as physically manifesting takes far more energy than it's worth - and turning you.

Simple, really - it's more instinct-driven than the 1,2,3 explanation I gave you, but that's about it in a nutshell.


Oh, and you're welcome. wink
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34918615


Taste mine soulmonger

;)

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Is she here?
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is who here?
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Is she here?
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is who here?
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the vampire
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bad enough i actually posted a link-if you can read fucking twilight you can read the link then use your own brain.
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so you said he wrote a book on you? either youre dracula lmao or a vampire or someone just fuckin with me.
 Quoting: Ava Smith

no i didnt say that.
you sure get confused easy.
check the posts for who said what where.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34902527


whoa whoa that may cause information overload on the OP

lol
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


lmao.
next all us ACs will be some insane prick with MPD.who woulda thunk it lol.

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