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im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,

 
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I used to want the same thing but now that I'm nearing 40 what's the point?
I'd rather have been young enough to enjoy it and still look good but alas they never listened to my pleas lol
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Well, OP, my offer still stands...I can turn you into a Psy-Vamp if you wish (will take a while for you to begin to feel the effects)...all I need is for you to say yes.

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my email ************
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No need to post that...all I needed was your consent.

I can do it over the web - already locked on to your energy signature, and the process can begin.

Don't worry about not knowing how to feed afterwards - instinct will take over and you'll find it comes naturally.
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If there were such a thing, then I believe I was cursed with it. But I cannot recall giving anyone my consent. Though I would have if it were offered.
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i dont feel anything.
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well, get to it.
and thank you.
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Already did the first round...you won't feel the effects just yet...may take several visits over the course of a few months to get you fully turned.

I myself was fed on five times over the course of a few years before I was turned - I don't plan on taking that long with you, though, so don't worry. thumbs
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how can you do it over the web?
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Because I feed on, and can sense, energy.

Your words give off what's called an "energy signature" - it's like a psychic fingerprint...everyone has their own individual energy. Your words allowed me to sense your particular energy, find it and lock onto it out of all the energies out there.

Then it's just a matter of sending a psychic projection of myself to your location - very likely invisible to the five senses, as physically manifesting takes far more energy than it's worth - and turning you.

Simple, really - it's more instinct-driven than the 1,2,3 explanation I gave you, but that's about it in a nutshell.


Oh, and you're welcome. wink
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How the hell is no one shilling this?
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well, get to it.
and thank you.
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Already did the first round...you won't feel the effects just yet...may take several visits over the course of a few months to get you fully turned.

I myself was fed on five times over the course of a few years before I was turned - I don't plan on taking that long with you, though, so don't worry. thumbs
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how many times will you need too feed before?
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my email ************
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No need to post that...all I needed was your consent.

I can do it over the web - already locked on to your energy signature, and the process can begin.

Don't worry about not knowing how to feed afterwards - instinct will take over and you'll find it comes naturally.
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If there were such a thing, then I believe I was cursed with it. But I cannot recall giving anyone my consent. Though I would have if it were offered.
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i dont feel anything.
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go envision drawing energy on nature... on the moon... imagine a line of energy flowing from those objects... feeding into you... you will feel the benefits
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how can you do it over the web?
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Because I feed on, and can sense, energy.

Your words give off what's called an "energy signature" - it's like a psychic fingerprint...everyone has their own individual energy. Your words allowed me to sense your particular energy, find it and lock onto it out of all the energies out there.

Then it's just a matter of sending a psychic projection of myself to your location - very likely invisible to the five senses, as physically manifesting takes far more energy than it's worth - and turning you.

Simple, really - it's more instinct-driven than the 1,2,3 explanation I gave you, but that's about it in a nutshell.


Oh, and you're welcome. wink
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How the hell is no one shilling this?
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it keeps the OP away from dark alleyways looking for 'vampires'

thats why thumbs
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Psychic Vampires draw on the energy lifeforce of a being, while Bloodsuckers, as their name implies, merely draws on the physical lifeforce of the being.

Psychic Vampires generally get away with feeding a lot more than their hemophiliac counterparts, since there's no laws against attacking a person's energy and generally no way of knowing that they fed off of you, save that after just being in their company you will usually feel very exhausted.

Of course, we can also feed off of anything that holds energy - computers, batteries, wind, energy drinks (for us they quite literally live up to their name) etc...anything that has energy can be drawn from.
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I would like to feed off of things that aren't human, how?
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Psychic Vampires draw on the energy lifeforce of a being, while Bloodsuckers, as their name implies, merely draws on the physical lifeforce of the being.

Psychic Vampires generally get away with feeding a lot more than their hemophiliac counterparts, since there's no laws against attacking a person's energy and generally no way of knowing that they fed off of you, save that after just being in their company you will usually feel very exhausted.

Of course, we can also feed off of anything that holds energy - computers, batteries, wind, energy drinks (for us they quite literally live up to their name) etc...anything that has energy can be drawn from.
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You remind me of my ex girlfriends friend that she talks to thru skype that thinks he is a incarnation of a dragon with weapons forged for him by elvish people. In other words get off the computer and go outside for once. You might see the real world instead of being swept into your own delusions to avoid the cost of emotional and or physical pain put unto you by others or caused by your own feelings of mortal guilt from your upbringing.
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There was a remote viewer on this website, that knew shit about me that was beyond coincidence. So you don't know wtf you're talking about. There is more then meets the eye in this world.
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i dont feel anything.
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As I said, you won't yet...it's a full-being transformation process, and those are rarely instantaneous. The faster they are, the more painful they will be.

Of course, if you're needing it pronto, I'd suggest going to ask a Jinn, though they are even less apt to answer.

Truth be told, I was hungry - hadn't really fed since last November - if I had recently had a meal, I likely would have ignored the thread. Not because your desire was unimportant, but because I wouldn't have been able to really get into the process as well.
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how can you do it over the web?
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Because I feed on, and can sense, energy.

Your words give off what's called an "energy signature" - it's like a psychic fingerprint...everyone has their own individual energy. Your words allowed me to sense your particular energy, find it and lock onto it out of all the energies out there.

Then it's just a matter of sending a psychic projection of myself to your location - very likely invisible to the five senses, as physically manifesting takes far more energy than it's worth - and turning you.

Simple, really - it's more instinct-driven than the 1,2,3 explanation I gave you, but that's about it in a nutshell.


Oh, and you're welcome. wink
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well, get to it.
and thank you.
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You might as well have stuck a needle full of smack into your arm by giving consent, and by the time you realize how shitty you feel, needier than ever - and you will if this person knows what they're doing - it'll be too late for an easy out.

Pathetic.
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how can you do it over the web?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Because I feed on, and can sense, energy.

Your words give off what's called an "energy signature" - it's like a psychic fingerprint...everyone has their own individual energy. Your words allowed me to sense your particular energy, find it and lock onto it out of all the energies out there.

Then it's just a matter of sending a psychic projection of myself to your location - very likely invisible to the five senses, as physically manifesting takes far more energy than it's worth - and turning you.

Simple, really - it's more instinct-driven than the 1,2,3 explanation I gave you, but that's about it in a nutshell.


Oh, and you're welcome. wink
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How the hell is no one shilling this?
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it keeps the OP away from dark alleyways looking for 'vampires'

thats why thumbs
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ohhh... well erp-a-derp for me! Nicely done!

"okay, gonna make you a vampire... feel that? You're a vampire! You'll receive a customer satisfaction survey in the mail. Can I count on you for a positive reply?"
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Because I feed on, and can sense, energy.

Your words give off what's called an "energy signature" - it's like a psychic fingerprint...everyone has their own individual energy. Your words allowed me to sense your particular energy, find it and lock onto it out of all the energies out there.

Then it's just a matter of sending a psychic projection of myself to your location - very likely invisible to the five senses, as physically manifesting takes far more energy than it's worth - and turning you.

Simple, really - it's more instinct-driven than the 1,2,3 explanation I gave you, but that's about it in a nutshell.


Oh, and you're welcome. wink
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How the hell is no one shilling this?
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it keeps the OP away from dark alleyways looking for 'vampires'

thats why thumbs
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ohhh... well erp-a-derp for me! Nicely done!

"okay, gonna make you a vampire... feel that? You're a vampire! You'll receive a customer satisfaction survey in the mail. Can I count on you for a positive reply?"
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so you were jokingg,
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sorry you've got to be born a vampire...........

but the good news is you can still be a victim!
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There was a remote viewer on this website, that knew shit about me that was beyond coincidence. So you don't know wtf you're talking about. There is more then meets the eye in this world.
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you are in a troubling relationship...

your fears is that it wont work out... you try and try to figure out how to make things work... yet it doesnt...

yet you dont give up.... your resolve is stronger than most... you are certain this will be the key to your success...

you want something more stable... permanent... a guarantee... marriage... but they dont want it...



???

hit or miss?
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How the hell is no one shilling this?
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it keeps the OP away from dark alleyways looking for 'vampires'

thats why thumbs
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ohhh... well erp-a-derp for me! Nicely done!

"okay, gonna make you a vampire... feel that? You're a vampire! You'll receive a customer satisfaction survey in the mail. Can I count on you for a positive reply?"
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so you were jokingg,
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no, no joking

they were for real... honestly
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how can you do it over the web?
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Because I feed on, and can sense, energy.

Your words give off what's called an "energy signature" - it's like a psychic fingerprint...everyone has their own individual energy. Your words allowed me to sense your particular energy, find it and lock onto it out of all the energies out there.

Then it's just a matter of sending a psychic projection of myself to your location - very likely invisible to the five senses, as physically manifesting takes far more energy than it's worth - and turning you.

Simple, really - it's more instinct-driven than the 1,2,3 explanation I gave you, but that's about it in a nutshell.


Oh, and you're welcome. wink
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well, get to it.
and thank you.
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You might as well have stuck a needle full of smack into your arm by giving consent, and by the time you realize how shitty you feel, needier than ever - and you will if this person knows what they're doing - it'll be too late for an easy out.

Pathetic.
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There always Balance in this plane cosmicgypsy

It's Like The etheric field and magnetic field are tied together and what affects one affects the other.

AnyWay ..!
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i dont feel anything.
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As I said, you won't yet...it's a full-being transformation process, and those are rarely instantaneous. The faster they are, the more painful they will be.

Of course, if you're needing it pronto, I'd suggest going to ask a Jinn, though they are even less apt to answer.

Truth be told, I was hungry - hadn't really fed since last November - if I had recently had a meal, I likely would have ignored the thread. Not because your desire was unimportant, but because I wouldn't have been able to really get into the process as well.
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so it will be painfull for me?
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oooh dr. acula read me read meeee too!!!!!
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well, get to it.
and thank you.
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Already did the first round...you won't feel the effects just yet...may take several visits over the course of a few months to get you fully turned.

I myself was fed on five times over the course of a few years before I was turned - I don't plan on taking that long with you, though, so don't worry. thumbs
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how many times will you need too feed before?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Depends on how hungry I get and how much energy you can supply - you're not exactly immortal, and therefore have a limited supply of energy you can give without dying - don't worry, I never draw nearly enough for that, and I'll be pacing it so you don't ever even get close to that point (been there several times myself, it's awful).

Of course, the fact that you have the willing mindset speeds up the process - I didn't know what was happening, only that there was a presence draining my lifeforce, and my panic and fear kept me from transforming for quite a while.
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I would like to feed off of things that aren't human, how?
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Focus your attention on what you'd like to draw from instead - that simple. thumbs
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There was a remote viewer on this website, that knew shit about me that was beyond coincidence. So you don't know wtf you're talking about. There is more then meets the eye in this world.
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you are in a troubling relationship...

your fears is that it wont work out... you try and try to figure out how to make things work... yet it doesnt...

yet you dont give up.... your resolve is stronger than most... you are certain this will be the key to your success...

you want something more stable... permanent... a guarantee... marriage... but they dont want it...



???

hit or miss?
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Nope, more like "you have a black dog? used to work out a lot? applied to a warehouse for work?" I did apply a week ago during that time.
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well, get to it.
and thank you.
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Already did the first round...you won't feel the effects just yet...may take several visits over the course of a few months to get you fully turned.

I myself was fed on five times over the course of a few years before I was turned - I don't plan on taking that long with you, though, so don't worry. thumbs
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how many times will you need too feed before?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Depends on how hungry I get and how much energy you can supply - you're not exactly immortal, and therefore have a limited supply of energy you can give without dying - don't worry, I never draw nearly enough for that, and I'll be pacing it so you don't ever even get close to that point (been there several times myself, it's awful).

Of course, the fact that you have the willing mindset speeds up the process - I didn't know what was happening, only that there was a presence draining my lifeforce, and my panic and fear kept me from transforming for quite a while.
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i believe you.
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oooh dr. acula read me read meeee too!!!!!
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you are recently broken up arent you? had a bit of an hard time...?

fear not...
this is a time of good luck and fortune for you, perhaps after a period of struggle and heartache. good fortune that will give you a new zest of life.

you are considering a new venture... maybe love?

you are afraid its too good to be true... you are afraid that you cannot control yourself....

the universe seems favorable of starting a new path... it would seem to be love... but perhaps not?

but you are allowing your fear to hold you back... you let it chain and bound you... open up and escape the binds that one held you!

you could use the advice of someone you respect and trust... seek them... they will be beneficial to your future...


hit or miss?

using tarot cards... not always right lol

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so it will be painfull for me?
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Not too much - you might feel more sore or stiff after it begins to set in, but shouldn't notice much more pain during the process.
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dr. dracula, read me.
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so it will be painfull for me?
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Not too much - you might feel more sore or stiff after it begins to set in, but shouldn't notice much more pain during the process.
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okay good.
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oooh dr. acula read me read meeee too!!!!!
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you are recently broken up arent you? had a bit of an hard time...?

fear not...
this is a time of good luck and fortune for you, perhaps after a period of struggle and heartache. good fortune that will give you a new zest of life.

you are considering a new venture... maybe love?

you are afraid its too good to be true... you are afraid that you cannot control yourself....

the universe seems favorable of starting a new path... it would seem to be love... but perhaps not?

but you are allowing your fear to hold you back... you let it chain and bound you... open up and escape the binds that one held you!

you could use the advice of someone you respect and trust... seek them... they will be beneficial to your future...


hit or miss?

using tarot cards... not always right lol
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not toooo shabby doc :)

the new venture is not a romantic relationship. everything else is pretty pertinent ;) thanks dr.
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1,197 View on this thread look like The TAG Team is on overtime tonight ...!

AnyWay...!
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and yes there was a break up... has been kinda tough up and down. i believe im putting it behind me now though, more and more all the time

trying to put romantic love aside in pursuit of something greater...

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