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dr. dracula, read me.
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You feel confused, vulnerable and full of doubts, however, all is not as it seems. Feel the fear and do it anyway, because all will turn out well. Expect the new and unexpected into your life. Your turbulent emotions are muddying the waters so step back and try to find clarity of mind, although this may seem difficult.

You are in fear of everything turning for the worse for you, perhaps you are experiencing a run of bad luck. You have to trust that most of what we fear never happens and as The Wheel of Fortune turns downwards against you, the wheel will naturally turn upwards again and bring good fortune to you too. This difficult phase will pass.

New love and commitment will enter your life, even if there's no one on the horizon - keep an keen eye out...

You are at risk of doing something hasty out of impatience and rage. This is not a time for irrational and impulsive behaviour - don't be cantankerous... find your center and find inner peace... because it leads to your unraveling

This is a truly creative and fertile time. Expect the best if you are considering having a child, creating a new job or business opportunity or starting a creative project. there will be abundance, joy and happiness, and reassurance - a firm foundation for future progress.

things may suck now... but they will improve beyond your comprehending
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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Maybe a little Interlude to place the energy ..!

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hmmmmm67
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dr. dracula, read me.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


You feel confused, vulnerable and full of doubts, however, all is not as it seems. Feel the fear and do it anyway, because all will turn out well. Expect the new and unexpected into your life. Your turbulent emotions are muddying the waters so step back and try to find clarity of mind, although this may seem difficult.

You are in fear of everything turning for the worse for you, perhaps you are experiencing a run of bad luck. You have to trust that most of what we fear never happens and as The Wheel of Fortune turns downwards against you, the wheel will naturally turn upwards again and bring good fortune to you too. This difficult phase will pass.

New love and commitment will enter your life, even if there's no one on the horizon - keep an keen eye out...

You are at risk of doing something hasty out of impatience and rage. This is not a time for irrational and impulsive behaviour - don't be cantankerous... find your center and find inner peace... because it leads to your unraveling

This is a truly creative and fertile time. Expect the best if you are considering having a child, creating a new job or business opportunity or starting a creative project. there will be abundance, joy and happiness, and reassurance - a firm foundation for future progress.

things may suck now... but they will improve beyond your comprehending
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wow. pretty close.
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and yes there was a break up... has been kinda tough up and down. i believe im putting it behind me now though, more and more all the time

trying to put romantic love aside in pursuit of something greater...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33797613


sorry for your break up...

work on the something greater... it will bring much success

cheers

Last Edited by Stonewall Jackson on 02/22/2013 12:36 AM
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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I can turn you into a psychic vampire, but not a bloodsucker...sorry.

Good news is psychic vamps can feed whenever they want, and generally cause less fuss when drawing lifeforce as most aren't even aware of what's happening.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34918615


whats yhe difference between a psychic vampire and a bloodsucking one?
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Seriously OP? You don't know this and you are asking to be turned? I believe you may want to educate yourself.
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dr. dracula, read me.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


You feel confused, vulnerable and full of doubts, however, all is not as it seems. Feel the fear and do it anyway, because all will turn out well. Expect the new and unexpected into your life. Your turbulent emotions are muddying the waters so step back and try to find clarity of mind, although this may seem difficult.

You are in fear of everything turning for the worse for you, perhaps you are experiencing a run of bad luck. You have to trust that most of what we fear never happens and as The Wheel of Fortune turns downwards against you, the wheel will naturally turn upwards again and bring good fortune to you too. This difficult phase will pass.

New love and commitment will enter your life, even if there's no one on the horizon - keep an keen eye out...

You are at risk of doing something hasty out of impatience and rage. This is not a time for irrational and impulsive behaviour - don't be cantankerous... find your center and find inner peace... because it leads to your unraveling

This is a truly creative and fertile time. Expect the best if you are considering having a child, creating a new job or business opportunity or starting a creative project. there will be abundance, joy and happiness, and reassurance - a firm foundation for future progress.

things may suck now... but they will improve beyond your comprehending
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


AMAZING!

Once again I find myself agreeing with Dr. Acula.

He's right, you know.

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wow. pretty close.
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stick to the sunlight ;)

it will provide much more happiness than the world of darkness

cheers
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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I can turn you into a psychic vampire, but not a bloodsucker...sorry.

Good news is psychic vamps can feed whenever they want, and generally cause less fuss when drawing lifeforce as most aren't even aware of what's happening.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34918615


whats yhe difference between a psychic vampire and a bloodsucking one?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Seriously OP? You don't know this and you are asking to be turned? I believe you may want to educate yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 148243


why is everyone callin me OP?
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wow. pretty close.
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stick to the sunlight ;)

it will provide much more happiness than the world of darkness

cheers
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


but someone is turing me.
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I can turn you into a psychic vampire, but not a bloodsucker...sorry.

Good news is psychic vamps can feed whenever they want, and generally cause less fuss when drawing lifeforce as most aren't even aware of what's happening.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34918615


whats yhe difference between a psychic vampire and a bloodsucking one?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Seriously OP? You don't know this and you are asking to be turned? I believe you may want to educate yourself.
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why is everyone callin me OP?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


is next to your name when you post... cos you created the thread

OP= Original Poster

it can also mean Original Post in reference to the the opening post of the thread...

but in this case it means you Original Poster

grinning
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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LOL... Doc... you must have been young once and experienced a breakup... And remembered how it felt like your entire life was over. Then life kicked you in the ass and showed you pain worse than any breakup could.

Part of being human...
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wow. pretty close.
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stick to the sunlight ;)

it will provide much more happiness than the world of darkness

cheers
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


but someone is turing me.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


in that method... you will still be able to enjoy the sun...

you wont need blood...

You wont be a bloodmonger like me ;)

you will naturally feed off the radiant ambient energy of the world... much much more favorable to you

understand?
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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LOL... Doc... you must have been young once and experienced a breakup... And remembered how it felt like your entire life was over. Then life kicked you in the ass and showed you pain worse than any breakup could.

Part of being human...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25019064


yup...

tragically... a few times

thank god I got that being human thing over with

cruise
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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OP you are a little kid playing with fire. Beware or you will get burned. skulburn
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whats yhe difference between a psychic vampire and a bloodsucking one?
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Seriously OP? You don't know this and you are asking to be turned? I believe you may want to educate yourself.
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why is everyone callin me OP?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


is next to your name when you post... cos you created the thread

OP= Original Poster

it can also mean Original Post in reference to the the opening post of the thread...

but in this case it means you Original Poster

grinning
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


ohhh, first time being on this site lol
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OP you are a little kid playing with fire. Beware or you will get burned. skulburn
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i know what i want.
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why is everyone callin me OP?
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That's what we call pre-vampires.

Originally People.
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


cruise


1rof1
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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wow. pretty close.
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stick to the sunlight ;)

it will provide much more happiness than the world of darkness

cheers
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


but someone is turing me.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


in that method... you will still be able to enjoy the sun...

you wont need blood...

You wont be a bloodmonger like me ;)

you will naturally feed off the radiant ambient energy of the world... much much more favorable to you

understand?
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


i understand :)
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any of you vampires have a headache tonight?
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OP you are a little kid playing with fire. Beware or you will get burned. skulburn
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i know what i want.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


At 20 you don't have enough knowledge to know what you want. You're posts have already proven that to all of us. Those trying to teach you, those making fun of you, and those who would be happy to take advantage of you. You have been warned. You will reap what you sow.
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OP you are a little kid playing with fire. Beware or you will get burned. skulburn
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i know what i want.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


At 20 you don't have enough knowledge to know what you want. You're posts have already proven that to all of us. Those trying to teach you, those making fun of you, and those who would be happy to take advantage of you. You have been warned. You will reap what you sow.
 Quoting: SkinnyChic


well, i already said yes to someone. there turing me as we speak. im not quite undertanding the danger here. enilighten me.
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why is everyone callin me OP?
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That's what we call pre-vampires.

Originally People.
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


cruise


1rof1
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You two are killing me! tounge
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i have created a chat room, anyone is welcome.
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Thank you all for an entertaining read!
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dr. dracula or anyone else i have created a chat room. feel free too join.
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dr. dracula or anyone else i have created a chat room. feel free too join.
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I appreciate the invitation.

But i must decline. I rarely venture into chat on here...

due to my limited bandwidth.

Many blessings to you
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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now it wont let me on the chat.. the fuck!
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you don't see shit Beware of Acula, I heard he's from Pedophelfia
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you don't see shit Beware of Acula, I heard he's from Pedophelfia
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Hey...

thats not cool
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson

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