Do you actually expect a real vampire to come and turn you...

you must consider this...

before I would make anyone my fledgling and have to deal with their childish vampiric follies for all of eternity... I would have to be damn certain they werent a fuckface...

there would be lots and lots and lots of guidelines... STRICT guidelines... not everyone can act responsible enough to handle the gift of 'forever'

and most certainly I wouldnt pick someone off the internet...

And i most certainly would not pick someone just because they "wanted" it...

what would you offer me... your sire? hmmmmm?

Why would I do it for free?

Nothing is free... NOTHING... if you want something you must earn it... you must pay the way... things do not just fall out of the sky... because you want them to...

If I were to spend my time turning you... teaching you, and making sure you didnt decide to take leaps off of skyscrapers onto the street, creating a spectacle, and ending up on CNN...
you know like in that movie underworld...

what would be in it for me?!

you cant act as you want if you are burdened with the gift of vampiracy... you must be discreet and follow guidelines...

not everyone can... some think its cool to use their vampiric burdens as an awesome display of power to panic humans... that is a no no.

So why would I waste my time on someone who isnt willing to offer me something in return? when i would have to devote much time training, teaching and making sure you werent another fuckface on a power trip...

my advice Fleshmonger... enjoy getting old, enjoy the pains of mortality... and enjoy death when it comes...

Vampirism is a burden... not a blessing...

and im as real of a vampire you are gonna find online...

...i wouldnt wager any cash on the legitimacy of vampires really existing else where either...

Vampires sell books, movies, merchandise, games and whatever else... why... because they are enchanting, romantic, mysterious... but just like any other product out there... they are a facade... a gimmick... a method of prying you of your cash to line the pockets of others...