im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,

If you have no meaning in life, how could you ever define what meaning is in the first place? How would you define it, from where you are at this point in time?

Is it the 1400s?

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if your going to come in here with a 20yo twi/tards knowledge of vampires youre going to need to know your history.

Well,

good luck in your search. You will look for a long time because there is not such thing as a REAL vampire.

Now, you might find some crazies who have watched too much tv shows as well

and think they are

be careful of the real crazies and don't let yourself go too far over that fine

line yourself

then educate me.

and becoming a creature of unlife would give you meaning?

The grass is always greener on the other side...

lingering in the shadows,
unable to enjoy a beautiful summers day,
an unquenchable thirst to cause despair and ruin to others,

if you didnt kill those you love... because you had an insatiable lust for destruction

you watch them wither and die...

before you know it... all those around you are gone and you are the last of your creed.

Your touch is cold and cruel, your very presence reeks of death... you are the damned incarnate and the mockery of all that is good upon this world...

You cannot remain in one place for too long...

and the introduction of photo ID's and social security numbers make it quite a task to remain hidden from the governments eye... if they knew you existed... they would capture and experiment on you... not all that pleasant...

that is just a taste of the hells you would face...

Hollywood has destroyed this world... that make the most amazing and beautiful life seem mundane and pointless...

enjoy your life... it was no easy act for you to be here...

every choice your ancestors made had the end result of you... it thousands upon thousands of years of heritage and struggle and chance for you to be born...
it is a miracle any of us were born... smile, look in the mirror and smile...

thats something a vampire couldnt do...

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what did you expect grasshopper

someone had to say the words you wanted to hear to support your delusion and lead you on for a while, cement your foolishness into your memory hahah

you ever hear bout all these teens thinking theyre vampires, killing folk, suckin their blood?

going to jail for life?

yeah that happens.

i suggest you forget about becoming a vampire. ever. the sooner you move on to something more constructive for yourself and the rest of the world, the better.

become a monk or something, you selfish selfish thing you

bad enough i actually posted a link-if you can read fucking twilight you can read the link then use your own brain.

Click this link...
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then...

<---------------- look to the left

how am i being selfish?

i thought that was a liberal?

Vampires are selfish!

they selflessly take the life of others to prolong and sustain their own... thats pretty fucking selfish if you ask me...

so you said he wrote a book on you? either youre dracula lmao or a vampire or someone just fuckin with me.

His last name is Acula and he has a PhD

Well, OP, my offer still stands...I can turn you into a Psy-Vamp if you wish (will take a while for you to begin to feel the effects)...all I need is for you to say yes.

You just want to be immortal huh?
Yeah.. me too...
Death is a frightening concept.
And then there's the fact that mortal life does not afford enough time for ultimate experiencing and knowledge gathering.
Why in the world am I even replying to this one?
Smh..
The only way you're going to reach immortality is through an eternal soul.
If that's how it is.
Really though, stop being so selfish and afraid.
Get busy.
If we don't fix this planet and our species, it will be mars all over again.
Not that it would matter considering the size of the universe and the amount of things taking place.
Maybe that's what is supposed to happen and we are just a little bubble of life soon to pop.
The story always goes on, it'll just be somewhere else for some other things.

yup

Now read this this is serious. So far as I know there aren't any vampire. BUT, there is animated black matter which become animatted somehow. Look for it on youtube, the speeding black for across a beach after Japan's tsunami, and many other flying humanoids in southern america mexico and even London recently, spotted doing a flying "C" form just days before the pope resigned. So, don't look for vampires, but look for dark matter and you shall incarnate it like witches used to do.

best of luck to you

here as an example, they can incarnate as Thjoth in the Sun, look closely to the Thoth figure like on the left:








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No different than humans, when you think about it.

Killing animals and plants to sustain their existence...

Fact of life is, you're either going to eat a meal or be a meal, no matter what you are.

And the longer you exist, providing you're not immortal, the more lives will have to end just to sustain your own.

Vampires just go about sustaining their existence differently is all...nothing truly selfish about it.

thats the deal isnt it?

How can you be sure?

How can you be sure if you met someone in real life... who claimed to be an vampire... how can you be positive they were a real vampire?

hmmmmm?

You cant...

you are walking a dangerous path... be wise and weary and seek another route...

you are bound to intersect lanes with someone of ill intent... who will take advantage of you... someone who will hurt you.... because they are a "vampire"

Santa Carla boardwalk, go find Bram Stoker there... he's a vampire and he'll fix ya.

Worst thing about livin' in Santa Carla... all the damned vampires.

No need to post that...all I needed was your consent.

I can do it over the web - already locked on to your energy signature, and the process can begin.

Don't worry about not knowing how to feed afterwards - instinct will take over and you'll find it comes naturally.

hush fool!

I am trying to discredit our existence entirely! that isnt helping!



what did i just say?!

uh oh... i mean yeah... how about those Mets?

No way...

Ok


dearrreeee

Bram Stoker wrote the first vampire book and invented Dracula and the concept of vampire

'Dracula' written in 1897, by Bram Stoker, is often referred to as the defining vampire novel, but it is possible that Stoker was influenced by Joseph Sheridan LeFanu's Gothic vampire novella 'Carmilla' written in 1872.

The concept of vampire was invented by these writers

It is make believe

a good story but only that

If there were such a thing, then I believe I was cursed with it. But I cannot recall giving anyone my consent. Though I would have if it were offered.

friend... do not even consider the black magic of energy vampirism...

you have no idea what you're getting yourself into.

and if you did know, I don't think you'd want to have anything to do with it

at least I would hope not. or else you would have painful lessons ahead of you.

bam! the real reason for this post revealed!

I want to be a vampire = I want attention.