im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,

See: Curse of Cain

I never gave my consent either when I was turned...but I figured I'd show more manners than the one that turned me.

OP, im going to reply to this thread to tell you the very same thing i've told *tons* of people online. while i personally believe that "real vampires" aka, the immortal blood drinking vampires could exist, you're not going to find one. ever. even if you did, they would never allow you to know they're a vampire. vampires just dont go changing anyone who asks to be changed. if a vampire is going to change a human, its going to be on *their* terms. NOT your terms. you have to be someone they want. or you have to have something they need. simply asking "hey can you change me into a vampire cuz i really need it, my life has no meaning without fangs and immortality!" is NOT going to cut it, sorry.

but i did read somewhere once that if you hunt vampires, they will in turn hunt you. and i mean, you have to really and research about them and search them out. the fact that you didnt know who Bram Stoker was, is a huge indicator that you dont know jack shit about vampire history or the stories (brilliant stories, mind you) about vampires. let go of this dream. it will never, ever happen.

oh, and PS, you came to GLP with this thread idea. you have to expect that people are going to reply to this thread just to screw with you lol. its kinda what we do here...

how can you do it over the web?

I was being serious...

both are blood sucking bastards... hard to tell the difference



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the aether my dear child... not the web...

Hey OP

have you ever had your IQ checked and monitored?

[link to buddhism-for-vampires.com]

well, i guess im just going too have too trust you.

well, Anonymous coward. how do you know what im gettin into.

come into my parlor...

Its not that hard to figure out... really.

Just watch out for the vampire hunters in the comic store.

Because I feed on, and can sense, energy.

Your words give off what's called an "energy signature" - it's like a psychic fingerprint...everyone has their own individual energy. Your words allowed me to sense your particular energy, find it and lock onto it out of all the energies out there.

Then it's just a matter of sending a psychic projection of myself to your location - very likely invisible to the five senses, as physically manifesting takes far more energy than it's worth - and turning you.

Simple, really - it's more instinct-driven than the 1,2,3 explanation I gave you, but that's about it in a nutshell.


Oh, and you're welcome.

Well, true...easier for the uninitiated to just think it happened over the web, as the concept of wireless connection is more...adaptable...to their minds.

no i didnt say that.
you sure get confused easy.
check the posts for who said what where.

well, get to it.
and thank you.

Is she here?

Vamps hate garlic

but love weed

remember this

no

whoa whoa that may cause information overload on the OP

Taste mine soulmonger

;)

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is who here?

the vampire

lmao.
next all us ACs will be some insane prick with MPD.who woulda thunk it lol.

I used to want the same thing but now that I'm nearing 40 what's the point?
I'd rather have been young enough to enjoy it and still look good but alas they never listened to my pleas lol

i dont feel anything.