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Please help with a beaver problem

 
Texasboy
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Please help with a beaver problem
Any legit advice just got some land and have a serious beaver problem any advice appreciated
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02/21/2013 11:51 PM
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Traps
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Re: Please help with a beaver problem
You in East Texas?
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02/21/2013 11:53 PM
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Any legit advice just got some land and have a serious beaver problem any advice appreciated
 Quoting: Texasboy


Don't try to shave them....they hate that.


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02/21/2013 11:56 PM
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Re: Please help with a beaver problem
How many ?
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Trapping is the only option. Better call Vex-con.
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02/21/2013 11:58 PM
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Slay them. Slay them hard.
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02/21/2013 11:59 PM

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Are they the common bald beaver, or the more rare hairy beaver?cruise
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How many ?
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^^^THIS^^^ Dealing with more than one beaver at a time can be dangerous.
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa

Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me

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02/22/2013 12:02 AM
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Ya know.....Beaver ain't bad with a side of mashed potatoes. Just shoot em and fry em up!
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02/22/2013 12:02 AM
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Re: Please help with a beaver problem
Why do you need to change the habitat as it is now?
You purchased the land as is, why change the natural surroundings, could you not live around it?

I don't think its you who has a beaver problem, sounds like the beavers have a you problem?
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02/22/2013 12:03 AM
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Tell those whores that you own the property now and give them an eviction notice. tounge
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Eat em!!!!!!! Gobble them fukrs up!!!!!!!5a Nom,Nom,Nom!!!
" It`s only weird the first time" ;p
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02/22/2013 12:05 AM
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Re: Please help with a beaver problem
Any way ya co1rof1ok em, they don't give a dam.
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02/22/2013 12:06 AM
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Any legit advice just got some land and have a serious beaver problem any advice appreciated
 Quoting: Texasboy


mustard, they hate it. My son's teacher had beavers damaging his deck and mustard did the trick
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02/22/2013 12:07 AM

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just ask her nicely to wash it....
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02/22/2013 12:08 AM
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Dynamite... or douche...
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02/22/2013 12:10 AM
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Let them build, if you want a dam to flood area in a Symbiotic Relationship.
or
Have them removed by beaver-trapper.
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Re: Please help with a beaver problem
Why do you need to change the habitat as it is now?
You purchased the land as is, why change the natural surroundings, could you not live around it?

I don't think its you who has a beaver problem, sounds like the beavers have a you problem?
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02/22/2013 12:23 AM
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Beavers are a nuisance in some cases.
They live to dam creeks and kill trees.

City folks don't get it.

dynamite
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02/22/2013 12:30 AM
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Re: Please help with a beaver problem
I've broken their dams toward evening and waited for them to repair them in the dark. When they come to repair them hit them with a spot light and shoot them. Repeat as needed.
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02/22/2013 12:33 AM
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I wish I had a problem with beaver no luck
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02/22/2013 12:36 AM
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Re: Please help with a beaver problem
Why do you need to change the habitat as it is now?
You purchased the land as is, why change the natural surroundings, could you not live around it?

I don't think its you who has a beaver problem, sounds like the beavers have a you problem?
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02/22/2013 12:43 AM
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Two beavers are better than one.....da da da da da da duh
Two beavers are better than one, they're twice the fun,
ask anyone!


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02/22/2013 12:47 AM
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so you see man need the beaver u funny or sompin
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02/22/2013 01:04 AM
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Re: Please help with a beaver problem
are they trying to build a dam?

is it a family of beavers? Do they live in single families or little villages?

Don't hurt the beavers! Call a wildlife place and see if they can help relocate them to a beaver friendly environment! I wouldn't call the humane society [not even sure they deal with suck things anyway though] because they can have complete dumb asses working for them.
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Re: Please help with a beaver problem
Capture them, have them breed and eat their children.
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02/22/2013 01:14 AM
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I've heard stories of this working before, give it a shot...

First you'll need some tights, pointy shoes, a feathered cap and a flute...
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02/22/2013 01:14 AM
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Big fat rifle.
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02/22/2013 01:25 AM
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Don't be so hard on beavers they're good at chompin' wood.





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