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PEOPLE GET READY JESUS IS COMING...

 
Troubled Waters...

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PEOPLE GET READY JESUS IS COMING...
WE"RE BE GOING HOME SOON!!!



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Pretrib teaching is a lie.

Christians will experience the tribulation. Most will die.

But no one knows when that will be. The only prophets are all false prophets. There is no more prophet. We have the Bible so there is no need for a prophet. Just posers who pretend to know when Jesus is coming.
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Pretrib teaching is a lie.

Christians will experience the tribulation. Most will die.

But no one knows when that will be. The only prophets are all false prophets. There is no more prophet. We have the Bible so there is no need for a prophet. Just posers who pretend to know when Jesus is coming.
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Thats what the Bible teaches.
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How long have you people been waiting, 2000 years? laugh
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How long have you people been waiting, 2000 years? laugh
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Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. II Peter 3:3-4
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How long have you people been waiting, 2000 years? laugh
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Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. II Peter 3:3-4
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Wow yeah, that's profound. The Bible talking about people doubting the return of the so-called "Son of God". Especially people with life experience who realize what a hellhole Earth really is, supposedly created by a "good" God. Holy shit. PROFOUND I tell ya.

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WE"RE BE GOING HOME SOON!!!

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Bye!
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Jesus does not return till after the Tribulation..
Do you have eyes to see, ears to hear and a heart to understand? JESUS CHRIST is the ONLY WAY to SALVATION, DELIVERANCE and PEACE! Soon his grace will be taken from the earth and his WRATH will be poured out. Accept JESUS CHRIST while the GRACE of GOD is still available. May the Peace of God be with you! Love, Pray, Repent and Forgive.
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I'm already here.
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Have the twinges and convulsions started yet?
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Whats coming is NOT rapture,,but THIS.

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Bye!
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Amen and Amen!!!

Maranatha Jesus!!!

Susie

If you don't stand for your faith, then you won't stand at all....
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Amen and Amen!!!

Maranatha Jesus!!!

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hf
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Jesus! Jesus!
He's our Tool!
The more we yell,
The more we RULE!!!

Now let's all hold our breath until he comes! NO CHEATING!!!
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What a fucking load of steaming bullshit!

Total fantasy, mi amigo!
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Thread: The Plan
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Will there be a lot of jizz???
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What a fucking load of steaming bullshit!

Total fantasy, mi amigo!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29377269



Believe it or not, its true.... Jesus is coming soon.

For what its worth, He loves you!

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get ready to die then... no one can enter the spirit world with physical body..
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get ready to die then... no one can enter the spirit world with physical body..
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1 Cor 15:50-54
Now this I say, brethren, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth corruption inherit incorruption.

51 Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed,

52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.

53 For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality.

54 So when this corruptible shall have put on incorruption, and this mortal shall have put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying that is written, Death is swallowed up in victory.

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Such beautiful music on this thread - here is my favorite about Jesus' return:



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"And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away." - Revelation 21:4

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get ready to die then... no one can enter the spirit world with physical body..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12064276


1 Cor 15:50-54
Now this I say, brethren, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth corruption inherit incorruption.

51 Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed,

52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.

53 For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality.

54 So when this corruptible shall have put on incorruption, and this mortal shall have put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying that is written, Death is swallowed up in victory.

 Quoting: Troubled Waters...


Putting on that which is immortal,

is doing your works in the only name immortal.

I AM

Ask Alexander the Great, who is the Greatest Greek conqueror King?

I AM.

Ask Caesar who is the Greatest Roman Emperor?

I AM.

Ask Barak Obama, who is the President of the United States of America?

I AM.

Ask Jesus, who gave his life in service to the Father,

I AM.

Ask the LORD ALMIGHTY, who is the ONE who created all that is?

I AM.


Before you doubt the universality of this name,

ask yourself, WHO is the ONE who Doubts?
Thread: Chains

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Please god let it be true this time. Take the retarded Christians away for good. Take them to another planet, while you are at it. Bring the Jews, muslims, hindu and all other backward thinking people that should not have Been born. I know you did a mistake and put them here, now take them and spare the people who does have an intellect higher than a 5 year old. Thanks

Best regards Kristoffer from Sweden

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