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PEOPLE GET READY JESUS IS COMING...

 
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Poor bugger must have ruddy sore feet, blisters. He's been coming - walking - for centuries!
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One of the things in my life that I absolutely cannot wait for and that is to see the looks on Christian's faces when they realize that everything they think they know is wrong.

Cannot wait.
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A true Christian doesn't feel that way for someone like you..because it will be your worst nightmare to find out you were wrong and it's too late.
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blahblah

Can.
Not.
Wait.
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AMEN!!!!

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WE"RE BE GOING HOME SOON!!!



cool8
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I can't wait! It's time to rejoice and hold steadfast until our Savior returns! hf
If you do not meet Jesus as your Savior, you will meet Him as your Judge
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I doubt that he's coming. I believe that he doesn't touch himself as he's celibate.
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Man, it's going to be a MASSIVE disappointment for you Jesus freaks when absolutely nothing of note happens.
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Man, it's going to be a MASSIVE disappointment for you Jesus freaks when absolutely nothing of note happens.
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They're just made to be raped and lied to.
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03/02/2013 12:20 PM
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OP does not mention one drop of Jesus' blood in his postings....beware...marked op as an heretick to be avoided....

Read a KJV Romans Ch. 1-8 OP

avoid the wrath
by the blood and Jesus



and those will be changed after the last trump
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WE"RE BE GOING HOME SOON!!!



:cool8:
 Quoting: Troubled Waters...


Religious people are destroying human civilization with their delusions and hatred towards others who don't share their lies.

Don't get sucked into the delusion of religion.
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WE"RE BE GOING HOME SOON!!!



cool8
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Religious people are destroying human civilization with their delusions and hatred towards others who don't share their lies.

Don't get sucked into the delusion of religion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5538756


Send the cowards MY WAY!

Thread: I declare WAR!
Thread: Chains

Have you the strength to break them?
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OP does not mention one drop of Jesus' blood in his postings....beware...marked op as an heretick to be avoided....

Read a KJV Romans Ch. 1-8 OP

avoid the wrath
by the blood and Jesus



and those will be changed after the last trump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28106291





Seriously. Can you all go back to the middle ages? You don't belong in the year 2013.
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Get ready how?

By grace through faith you either have your train ticket or not.

you preach no matter how full of sin you are he will take you on the train if you have a ticket.

Therefore he died so we could sin, you teach? Yo preach?

silly man.

The bride hath made herself ready, by how?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6370234


Jesus died for our sins so that we COULD be saved. If you do not accept His gift and turn away from a sinful life, then you have refused to accept that gift. We all sin, but when we begin to live a life of Christ, we acknowledge those sins, we ask for forgiveness, and we ask for the strength to change our weaknesses and character flaws.
 Quoting: Rising Son


Nobody can save anybody else. If you're fucked up, You have to save yourself.
Time to start taking responsibility for your actions. Jesus himself never said: "Listen up, I'll die for you all evil bastards so that you can go to heaven." He encouraged people to wake up and live consciously to not do any wrong. The whole bs about him dying for everybody to undo their past negative deeds is an invention of the politically motivated catholic priests in order to bring people into submission and that successfully brainwashed the masses.
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03/02/2013 12:25 PM
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Pretrib teaching is a lie.

Christians will experience the tribulation. Most will die.

But no one knows when that will be. The only prophets are all false prophets. There is no more prophet. We have the Bible so there is no need for a prophet. Just posers who pretend to know when Jesus is coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3915245


Yeppers, rapture isn't even a word in the bible.

It's like all the other made up stuff.

Won't find the word pope in there either.
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03/02/2013 12:27 PM
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[link to www.youtube.com]

"Jesus died for your sins? How does that work? I hit myself on the foot with a shovel for your mortgage"
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John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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How long have you people been waiting, 2000 years? laugh
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The Kingdom is spread out upon the Earth. It is not OUT there somewhere. Just like the Jewish leaders wouldn't let the people enter, neither will the Christian leaders. It's about realizing that what man refers to as 'god' is within him. The kingdom is within Man.
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Get ready how?

By grace through faith you either have your train ticket or not.

you preach no matter how full of sin you are he will take you on the train if you have a ticket.

Therefore he died so we could sin, you teach? Yo preach?

silly man.

The bride hath made herself ready, by how?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6370234


Jesus died for our sins so that we COULD be saved. If you do not accept His gift and turn away from a sinful life, then you have refused to accept that gift. We all sin, but when we begin to live a life of Christ, we acknowledge those sins, we ask for forgiveness, and we ask for the strength to change our weaknesses and character flaws.
 Quoting: Rising Son


Nobody can save anybody else. If you're fucked up, You have to save yourself.
Time to start taking responsibility for your actions. Jesus himself never said: "Listen up, I'll die for you all evil bastards so that you can go to heaven." He encouraged people to wake up and live consciously to not do any wrong. The whole bs about him dying for everybody to undo their past negative deeds is an invention of the politically motivated catholic priests in order to bring people into submission and that successfully brainwashed the masses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35409491


^^^^^THIS^^^^^
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03/02/2013 12:40 PM
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Jesus is finally coming? WHAT THE HELL TOOK HIM SO LONG?
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03/02/2013 12:45 PM
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He was busy! You know? Fighting imaginary demons or something.
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03/02/2013 12:47 PM
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WE"RE BE GOING HOME SOON!!!



:cool8:
 Quoting: Troubled Waters...


Religious people are destroying human civilization with their delusions and hatred towards others who don't share their lies.

Don't get sucked into the delusion of religion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5538756


Send the cowards MY WAY!

Thread: I declare WAR!
 Quoting: IAMIAM


Ooooh scary Christian keyboard warrior is scary.
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Pretrib teaching is a lie.

Christians will experience the tribulation. Most will die.

But no one knows when that will be. The only prophets are all false prophets. There is no more prophet. We have the Bible so there is no need for a prophet. Just posers who pretend to know when Jesus is coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3915245


Thats what the Bible teaches.
 Quoting: Troubled Waters...


No..thats what your doctrine teaches through twising scripture.
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03/02/2013 12:48 PM
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I'd like to high five the bloke above. But apparently Jesus is more real than me.
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OP does not mention one drop of Jesus' blood in his postings....beware...marked op as an heretick to be avoided....

Read a KJV Romans Ch. 1-8 OP

avoid the wrath
by the blood and Jesus



and those will be changed after the last trump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28106291





Seriously. Can you all go back to the middle ages? You don't belong in the year 2013.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33809069


You poor little thing and your inflated ego.
All brainwashed into believing in the atheist delusion given to us by the New World Order through our public indoctrination system.
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03/02/2013 12:51 PM
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I'd like to high five the bloke above. But apparently Jesus is more real than me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33809069


I believe in Jesus actually.
However I now see pre trib rapture and other similar doctrines like dispensationalism as perversions and misinterpretations of scripture
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bump
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that's right. Jesus is coming and he's gonna kill everyone on the planet.
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OP does not mention one drop of Jesus' blood in his postings....beware...marked op as an heretick to be avoided....

Read a KJV Romans Ch. 1-8 OP

avoid the wrath
by the blood and Jesus



and those will be changed after the last trump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28106291





Seriously. Can you all go back to the middle ages? You don't belong in the year 2013.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33809069


You poor little thing and your inflated ego.
All brainwashed into believing in the atheist delusion given to us by the New World Order through our public indoctrination system.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35430383


Religion is at the TOP of the shit pile when it comes to NWO control systems.

Read a book for once.
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He was busy! You know? Fighting imaginary demons or something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33809069


You think there is nothing beyond what you actually see and are told by the media and govt everyday?

Reality is quite different.
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You all sound like misfits from a bad sci-fi show. Honestly.
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Don't pack your bags just yet, it will be a few years, watch for the confirming signs, read the signs in Daniel, Isaiah, Ezekiel.
4 to 7 years tops, look for the sign on the 20th in Israel

Last Edited by eyestoseeearstohear on 03/02/2013 12:55 PM
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