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Shadowmounds User ID: 5711968 Canada 02/27/2013 07:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | as long as you don't dig the smell you ever read Ulysses? The Circe episode is particularly revealing |
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KITKAT123 (OP) User ID: 33134381 United States 02/27/2013 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | these are the best ones came out when I was a teen Robert Tilton Farts [link to www.youtube.com] KITKAT123 |
Angelic_Warrior User ID: 23290196 United States 02/27/2013 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What a sick thread! But as long as I'm here.. Hey OP, someday when you don't have to go anywhere get a box of kashi go lean Crunch. Eat it a few hours before bed. You should have the place to yourself soon after Try it, come back and report on the aftermath to us. But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. I Corinthians 2:14 God doesn't choose favorites.. They choose HIM It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the greatness of God |
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KITKAT123 (OP) User ID: 33134381 United States 02/27/2013 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.thefartfacts.com] The fart facts What does a fart consist of? How bad does a fart smell? What kind of fart facts are there? How do you call a fart? Where can you fart the best? You can find all the fart answers on your fart questions on www.thefartfacts.com An average fart is made of: 59% nitrogen 21% hydrogen 9% carbon dioxide 7% methane 4% oxygen 1% hydrogen sulfide, the smelly part 100% original fart A fart is mostly produced bij E.coli*. * E. coli are bacteria that are commonly found in the intestines of humans and animals. There are different types of E. coli. Mostly are not harmefully and only causes people to fart. Most farts are flammable, because of the methane and hydrogen they containA fart has at the time of creation the temperature of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. This is 37 degrees Celsius. A fart has reached the speed of 10 feet per second. This is 3.05 meters per second. One person can produces about 0.5 liters of farts a day. This is almost 0.13 gallon. Men and woman will fart equally. *Have you ever met a woman who will admit this? KITKAT123 |
KITKAT123 (OP) User ID: 33134381 United States 02/27/2013 07:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.thefartfacts.com] An average person farts 14 times a day. The most farts take place at night while sleeping. The most farting producing animals are termites. Next in line are the camels, than the Zebras, the sheep, the cows, the elephants, the dog (Labradors/Retrievers), the humans + Cowpea*. *Cowpea is one of the most ancient crops known to man. Its origin and subsequent domestication is associated with pearl millet and sorghum in Africa. It is now a broadly adapted and highly variable crop, cultivated around the world primarily for seed, but also as a vegetable (for leafy greens, green pods, fresh shelled green peas, and shelled dried peas), a cover crop and for fodder. Herring use farts to communicate with each other. Fart of the maggots have a similar effect to antibiotics. Science is still working on it to make it a medicine. A fart is made up less than 1 percent of the chemicals that stink, but a fart chemical is so pungent that people can smell them at levels of 1 part in 100 million. A study has proven that, when men and woman have eaten exact the same food, woman have more concentrated gas than men. This was also mentioned as a greater odor intensity. In the African country of Malawi is to let a fart offense. An Indian tribe in South America called the Yanomami,, use farting as a greeting. Just say Hi. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below. In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest! The female Southern Pine Beetle farts a pheromone called frontalin which is used to attract a mate. It can also be used as a gathering call to the rest of the species These animals can not fart: The Pogonophoran Worm, the Jellyfish and the Coral and Sea Anemones. This is caused by lake of an anus. The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet. KITKAT123 |
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KITKAT123 (OP) User ID: 33134381 United States 02/27/2013 08:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The fart it is a wondrous thing that's made inside your belly, It comes out of your bottom and is often very smelly. Now, everybody does them, from beggars through to queens And you can do some beauties when you've been eating beans! So don't worry about those rumblings, Be proud of all your trumps! But remember, if you strain too hard Your farts come out as lumps! KITKAT123 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24847539 New Zealand 02/27/2013 08:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you'd get on well with my brother. him and his mates send recordings of there best farts to each other with their iphones. he played me some the 'best of' i feel sorry for my borhters wife...she cringes when he talks about it. personally, i dont really think about them tbh. question tho: did your husband know you were a fartaholic before he married you? |
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Dr. Charles Norris User ID: 35267774 United States 02/27/2013 08:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like to play the fart game under the covers make my hubby smell it at night and he takes off running its so freakin funny he starts lighting candels and turns on fans Ive even been kicked out of the room but it was worth it Quoting: KITKAT123 I like fart jokes and doing fart bombs spraying fart spray in peoples office My husband thinks Im grose I think its so fun and its the only thing that makes me laugh my ass off Am I the only one like this In my opinion..... Part of being American is having the ability to enjoy a good fart joke.... everyone I know laughs at a fart! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24221701 United States 02/27/2013 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The fart it is a wondrous thing that's made inside your belly, Quoting: KITKAT123 It comes out of your bottom and is often very smelly. Now, everybody does them, from beggars through to queens And you can do some beauties when you've been eating beans! So don't worry about those rumblings, Be proud of all your trumps! But remember, if you strain too hard Your farts come out as lumps! No. Love the poem. |
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