Is it sick to enjoy farting

Oh hell know I dont smell them thats gross i just like ripping them and making everyone else smell them

My farts smell like roses

I like squeezing it out with my legs closed and it vibrates

or bathtub omg that is so fun

you can smell it too

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Eddie Murphy the fart game

..........No Sir. It is one of life's small pleasures.

as long as you don't dig the smell
you ever read Ulysses?
The Circe episode is particularly revealing

No but I will check it out tonight

Blazing Saddles campfire farts

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Then why do you get kicked out of the bedroom over them?

Roses really smell like boo boo

these are the best ones
came out when I was a teen

Robert Tilton Farts

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What a sick thread!

But as long as I'm here.. Hey OP, someday when you don't have to go anywhere get a box of kashi go lean Crunch. Eat it a few hours before bed.

You should have the place to yourself soon after

Try it, come back and report on the aftermath to us.

I will try it anything that makes that beautiful sound is great

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The fart facts
What does a fart consist of? How bad does a fart smell? What kind of fart facts are there?
How do you call a fart? Where can you fart the best?
You can find all the fart answers on your fart questions on www.thefartfacts.com

An average fart is made of:
59% nitrogen
21% hydrogen
9% carbon dioxide
7% methane
4% oxygen
1% hydrogen sulfide, the smelly part
100% original fart

A fart is mostly produced bij E.coli*.
* E. coli are bacteria that are commonly found in the intestines of humans and animals. There are different types of E. coli. Mostly are not harmefully and only causes people to fart. Most farts are flammable, because of the methane and hydrogen they containA fart has at the time of creation the temperature of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. This is 37 degrees Celsius.

A fart has reached the speed of 10 feet per second. This is 3.05 meters per second.

One person can produces about 0.5 liters of farts a day. This is almost 0.13 gallon.

Men and woman will fart equally. *Have you ever met a woman who will admit this?

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An average person farts 14 times a day.

The most farts take place at night while sleeping.

The most farting producing animals are termites. Next in line are the camels, than the Zebras, the sheep, the cows, the elephants, the dog (Labradors/Retrievers), the humans + Cowpea*.
*Cowpea is one of the most ancient crops known to man. Its origin and subsequent domestication is associated with pearl millet and sorghum in Africa. It is now a broadly adapted and highly variable crop, cultivated around the world primarily for seed, but also as a vegetable (for leafy greens, green pods, fresh shelled green peas, and shelled dried peas), a cover crop and for fodder.

Herring use farts to communicate with each other.

Fart of the maggots have a similar effect to antibiotics. Science is still working on it to make it a medicine.

A fart is made up less than 1 percent of the chemicals that stink, but a fart chemical is so pungent that people can smell them at levels of 1 part in 100 million.

A study has proven that, when men and woman have eaten exact the same food, woman have more concentrated gas than men. This was also mentioned as a greater odor intensity.

In the African country of Malawi is to let a fart offense.

An Indian tribe in South America called the Yanomami,, use farting as a greeting. Just say Hi.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.

In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!

The female Southern Pine Beetle farts a pheromone called frontalin which is used to attract a mate. It can also be used as a gathering call to the rest of the species

These animals can not fart: The Pogonophoran Worm, the Jellyfish and the Coral and Sea Anemones. This is caused by lake of an anus.

The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.

A little gush of wind
Straight from the heart;
It tickled down my backbone
And it's also called a fart.

A fart can be useful;
It gives the body ease,
It warms the bed in winter
And suffocates the fleas.

The fart it is a wondrous thing that's made inside your belly,
It comes out of your bottom and is often very smelly.
Now, everybody does them, from beggars through to queens
And you can do some beauties when you've been eating beans!

So don't worry about those rumblings,
Be proud of all your trumps!
But remember, if you strain too hard
Your farts come out as lumps!

you'd get on well with my brother. him and his mates send recordings of there best farts to each other with their iphones. he played me some the 'best of' i feel sorry for my borhters wife...she cringes when he talks about it.

personally, i dont really think about them tbh.

question tho: did your husband know you were a fartaholic before he married you?

veronica?

So if you don't have to fart are you considered rude?




Sounds like a place to avoid.

I enjoy sneezing.

Whoa synchronicity!

In my opinion.....

Part of being American is having the ability to enjoy a good fart joke....

everyone I know laughs at a fart!

Yes he did so its his own fault for marrying me maybe he secretly likes it

No. Love the poem.

Sweet I did it good name for my thread

So true!

i just laid a stinker from drinking guiness

Obviously he needs to provide you with a butt plug!