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What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?

 
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Ok OP I eat a similar high fat/low carb diet.. Here's what's wrong with what you're doing. Your protein intake is way too high, the calories really don't matter. If you take in more protein than your body needs, it processes them like carbs and stores them as body fat. Reduce your egg count to 1-2 servings of 4-5 eggs per day with low carb snacks in between meals. If you're still hungry with that, increase the amount of fat in meals...melt more butter into the eggs, things like that. The more fat you have in your diet, the more your body will release it's body fat stores and you'll feel fuller at the same time. Again, calories aren't a factor in this kind of diet, that only matters on carb diets. It's all about keeping your fat content high, your protein to a moderate level, and carbs/sugar way low. You could eat 5,000 calories a day like this and as long as the majority of it is fat, you'll actually lose weight. I've been eating like this since 2011, lost 60lbs.
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Eat less eggs but eat them with more healthy fats like oliveoil or coco nut oil., if yoi do not eat enough fat you will not loose. Will also help with your constipatio. problems.
Buy organic free range eggs. Take mutivitamine at least. Preferably organic ones.
You maybe eating too many carbs to lease weight for your body type. Do not eat more than 20 grams of carbs and avoid vegatabkes which lower thyroid e.g. Brocoli spinach etc.
Drink only healthy drnks like green teas.

Ofcourse this eating plan will make you loose fat like crazy but will not be sustanable on long term. An eatingplan which is not balanced is unhealthy. You may want to examine healthier options which suit your lifesstyle.
Good luck.
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Thats the worst diet ever. No fruits and grains. Bet it takes less than a year and you will be having parts of you intestines cut out.

How stupid are you. Eggs make you gain weight.
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Its a paleo diet, eggs do not make you gain weight, we need the perfect protein. If our ancestors are from northern Europe area, than we didn't have alot of fruits and grains lying around, plus they had to work for their food (exercise). People cure themselves of everything all the time by going on a paleo diet.
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11/20/2020 04:40 AM

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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
It is your thyroid
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Be more specific. What exactly is causing the thyroid problem? Why is it I don't gain weights on days I eat only eggs?
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Who the fuck taught you this math?
Seriously?

You think you put shit in your mouth and it's weight in your body? Really?

Do you understand digestion?
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24 fucking eggs. really?

omg.
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Everyday I eat 24 or more eggs. 70 calories per eggs. 70x20 = 1400 calories. 4x70 = 280 calories. 1680 calories total.

I don't gain weight from eating eggs that's for sure. I don't even feel full/fat from eating eggs I sure still have more room to pack in more fat for my early heart attack, kidney failure, stroke, and death.

I only start feeling fat/full after eating a few green vegetables, such as broccoli, green pepper, celery, iceberg lettuce, cucumber, and spinach.

all of the above is pretty much less than 400 calories. 2100 calories a day max. I am a teenager, so 2100 is weight loss calories, yet I am gaining 2 pounds a day on average. It is not from the eggs I don't notice the weight gain from the days I only eat eggs.

Has to be the vegetables. I don't eat anything else other than eggs and green vegetables. No fruits, no grains, no dairy, no meat, no starchy vegetables. Just eggs and green vegetables.

I dare you to find one nutrient I am missing.

Eggs have COMPLETE protein, eggs have b12 vitamins.

Vegetables have other vitamins and minerals.

All the nutrients are fulfilled to some degree or other from the two above types of food.
Fat from eggs.
Carbohydrates from vegetables.
Complete proteins in perfect portions from eggs.
Vitamins from both vegetables and eggs.
Minerals from vegetables.
Calories from eggs.


I boil my eggs, with salt added. Yummy.

Make bets on how long it'll take for the salt and cholesterol combo bomb to kill me.
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you're missing vitamin Phb....
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Try exercising and eating right, you fat fuck.
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I agree lol
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Just a wild guess here- but that’s WAY too many fucking eggs to ever, ever be considered even remotely near normal. Your portions are out of control. Eat whatever you want but eat it in small amounts. One egg a day is normal.
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
I’ve heard of two guys so far who were super strict for years without eating any carbs ever, and both of them ended up with severe psychological disorders that resulted in suicide. I’m not saying it’s a thing but it sure seems related in some way. It’s an eating disorder, like any other, to banish certain food groups and see them as “poison.”
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
24 eggs?
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Exercise, sugar of any kind causes bloat
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Also to much salt causes bloat
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Water and exercise
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Just eat like a patient in a hospital you will be slim in no time
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Exercise, sugar of any kind causes bloat
 Quoting: Modus operandi


Also to much salt causes bloat
 Quoting: Modus operandi


Sugar and Salt?

No the guy is a walking egg gas timebomb. He explodes and it's sulfur fumes for miles. gross.
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
24 eggs?
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Right!>!>!

Who does that?

Is he trying to get us to say the banned word?
That movie with Paul Newman?
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Oh wait. This thread is from 2013.
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Probably forgot to mention half those eggs are eaten in brownies and cake?
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Eat less

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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
It's simple, really. You're eating more than you shit. Matter cannot be created nor destroyed.
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I suppose this is it! I have not gone to bathroom in several days!
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Bruh....and you can’t figure out why you’re gaining weight? You’re full of shit!
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Oh wait. This thread is from 2013.
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FFS it is. OP is dead by now.
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Banned words. Banned.
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Oh wait. This thread is from 2013.
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FFS it is. OP is dead by now.
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LOLOLOLOL
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Too much of anything even water is bad.

It's not just about calories in calories out. Eating that many eggs is detrimental to your health go to any doctor and he will tell you this. Calories is such a basic way of looking at what you're eating it isn't even 5% of the picture.

Stop eating so many eggs or end up on some dialysis machine your choice, idiot.

Damnit who bumped this thread from 2013, OP is probably dead.
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Thats the worst diet ever. No fruits and grains. Bet it takes less than a year and you will be having parts of you intestines cut out.

How stupid are you. Eggs make you gain weight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34976124


Its a paleo diet, eggs do not make you gain weight, we need the perfect protein. If our ancestors are from northern Europe area, than we didn't have alot of fruits and grains lying around, plus they had to work for their food (exercise). People cure themselves of everything all the time by going on a paleo diet.
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Why would you bump a thread from SEVEN years ago to explain something to someone who won't read it?
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Weight loss and weight gain is calories. Control and track your calories.
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Re: What's causing my weight gain? Which nutrient am I missing?
Weight loss and weight gain is calories. Control and track your calories.
 Quoting: Cnevermore


This is so simplistic I'd almost call it wrong. If two different people eat two slices of pizza that are the same calories, they will metabolize it differently. One will burn more of it off than the other if they both do no exercise that day but just go about their regular day.





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