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Pope Benedict's resignation linked to gay conclave

 
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Pope Benedict's resignation linked to gay conclave
Pope Benedict’s stunning resignation is being linked to a bombshell report exposing a secret gay conclave at the Vatican being blackmailed over acts of a “worldly nature” with laymen.

The 300-page dossier — compiled by three cardinals investigating the theft of Vatican documents — was given to the Pope on Dec. 17, the same day he decided to resign, an Italian newspaper reported Friday.

Just days after receiving the report, Pope Benedict railed against gay marriage and homosexuality, calling it “the manipulation of nature.”

The probe uncovered a number of factions within the Vatican, including one whose members were “united by sexual orientation,” La Repubblica reported, citing passages from the report.

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lmao
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sex romps at the vatican?

it's almost like they're a bunch of romans!
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Re: Pope Benedict's resignation linked to gay conclave
The pope is against gay marriage but loves gay sex.
The pope is against homosexuality but loves homosexuals.

Conclave is the name of a gay club here in West Hollywood.
No priests come here as you have to be younger than 40 to enter. They check your ID at the door.
Conclave management made a statement today "we are in no way responsible for the Popes decision to resign. He was made well aware that the club has an under 40, age restriction. We thus had to refuse him entry and we appologise if this offended him, however, again, the decision to resign rests with him. Thank you, no more questions."

So the pope has come to realise that he is now too old to fulfill his homosexual obligations as pope. And as there are many willing and eager homosexual priests waiting in line, he thought it only fair that he step down. Good on him!

Chi Chi La Rue for Pope! :D
I think Chi Chi will be the last pope mentioned by St Malarchai.
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why did he not just fired them all ?
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yes, but now the Catholic Church can only have done good since the gays are in control.
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infallibility all the way
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so business as usual
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they should bomb the vatican, and then it's finally over.
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sex romps at the vatican?

it's almost like they're a bunch of romans!
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Maybe the straight Cardinals and Archbishops fuck hot nuns?

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02/23/2013 11:21 AM
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All of those young lives ruined before reaching puberty and no fucking justice. Cruel cruel world. Cunts.
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All of those young lives ruined before reaching puberty and no fucking justice. Cruel cruel world. Cunts.
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Without them there would be no gay night clubs, or gay mardi gras, or gay movie stars or gay musicians, or gay politicians or Matt Damon.

I guess they should be thanked for something! Except for Matt Damon.
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These "newspapers" are about as Italian
as the Holocaust.

"It is deplorable that, as we draw closer to the time of the beginning of the conclave ... that there be a widespread distribution of often unverified, unverifiable or completely false news stories that cause serious damage to persons and institutions," a Vatican statement said.

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