Pope Benedict's resignation linked to gay conclave

lmao

sex romps at the vatican?

it's almost like they're a bunch of romans!

The pope is against gay marriage but loves gay sex.
The pope is against homosexuality but loves homosexuals.

Conclave is the name of a gay club here in West Hollywood.
No priests come here as you have to be younger than 40 to enter. They check your ID at the door.
Conclave management made a statement today "we are in no way responsible for the Popes decision to resign. He was made well aware that the club has an under 40, age restriction. We thus had to refuse him entry and we appologise if this offended him, however, again, the decision to resign rests with him. Thank you, no more questions."

So the pope has come to realise that he is now too old to fulfill his homosexual obligations as pope. And as there are many willing and eager homosexual priests waiting in line, he thought it only fair that he step down. Good on him!

Chi Chi La Rue for Pope! :D
I think Chi Chi will be the last pope mentioned by St Malarchai.

why did he not just fired them all ?

yes, but now the Catholic Church can only have done good since the gays are in control.

infallibility all the way

so business as usual

they should bomb the vatican, and then it's finally over.

Maybe the straight Cardinals and Archbishops fuck hot nuns?

All of those young lives ruined before reaching puberty and no fucking justice. Cruel cruel world. Cunts.

Without them there would be no gay night clubs, or gay mardi gras, or gay movie stars or gay musicians, or gay politicians or Matt Damon.

I guess they should be thanked for something! Except for Matt Damon.

These "newspapers" are about as Italian
as the Holocaust.

"It is deplorable that, as we draw closer to the time of the beginning of the conclave ... that there be a widespread distribution of often unverified, unverifiable or completely false news stories that cause serious damage to persons and institutions," a Vatican statement said.