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Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
My girlfriend stayed over last night and is the only one who has been in my house lately. How do I confront her?
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02/23/2013 12:19 AM
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
Stay over at her place and do the same to her toothbrush.
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
fucking dump that crazy bitch.

seriously... if you two are dating and on good terms... and she is doing that shit... literally..

imagine the fucked up things she would do if you were living together and she has mad!

run the fuck away from her dude!
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
probably used your tooth brush on some dudepennywise
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
News flash.. if your tooth brush is in the washroom when you go to the bathroom.. it's gonna have feces on it. If you can smell your excrement, that shit is airborn and covers everything. That's what any smell is, airborn particulates.

I'm sure you can find a youtube of mythbusters testing this heh, or something a little more serious than that show.
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
What...you have a mini chemistry set? How did you discern your feces from your girlfriends? If she was hot...you wouldn't care.

In the military, I heard guys say they would eat the corn out of their s___. Gross, I know.
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02/23/2013 12:33 AM
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pics or it didn't happen!
on a side note...I recently started using 3% hydrogen peroxide to rinse my tb before and after use...
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02/23/2013 12:38 AM
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
Give her a brown neck tie!!!!
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02/23/2013 12:40 AM
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
It's not her dude, You've been Sleepwalking.
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
gross
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02/23/2013 12:41 AM
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After the brown neck tie, Give her a dirty Sanchez!!! Fun for the whole goddamned family....
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02/23/2013 12:42 AM
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
It's not her dude, You've been Sleepwalking.
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Sleepwalking with a toothbrush up yer ass....
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02/23/2013 12:43 AM
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
fucking dump that crazy bitch.

seriously... if you two are dating and on good terms... and she is doing that shit... literally..

imagine the fucked up things she would do if you were living together and she has mad!

run the fuck away from her dude!
ahhh
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True, she would burn your pet bunny.5a
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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02/23/2013 12:44 AM
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
don't worry, it's just girl poo. their poo is different from ours.
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
fucking dump that crazy bitch.

seriously... if you two are dating and on good terms... and she is doing that shit... literally..

imagine the fucked up things she would do if you were living together and she has mad!

run the fuck away from her dude!
ahhh
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True, she would burn your pet bunny.5a
 Quoting: natasha77


Damn right OP!

Don't let this be your bunny!

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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
Did she stop to think she would have to kiss you
after she put it on your brush ? (not too bright!)

You could have some fun with this...set her up !
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
It's not her dude, You've been Sleepwalking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34972398


Sleepwalking with a toothbrush up yer ass....
 Quoting: Leviticus 22574080


He never did specify where he found the tooth brush, Hmmmmm?spock
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02/23/2013 02:13 AM
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
i must confess, having bad hemorrhoids over the years, i always found a bit of relief by gently brushing them with an old soft bristle tooth brush and a little Prep-H.
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02/23/2013 02:15 AM
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
My girlfriend stayed over last night and is the only one who has been in my house lately. How do I confront her?
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Congrats! I hope you two live happily ever after.
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
i must confess, having bad hemorrhoids over the years, i always found a bit of relief by gently brushing them with an old soft bristle tooth brush and a little Prep-H.
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Well, now we know. I had my suspicions all along. Are you a sleepwalker?
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i must confess, having bad hemorrhoids over the years, i always found a bit of relief by gently brushing them with an old soft bristle tooth brush and a little Prep-H.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34477956


Well, now we know. I had my suspicions all along. Are you a sleepwalker?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34972398


No, i know it wasn't me in a sleepwalk state, since i was working night shift that night and came home in the morn to brush my teeth only to find the brown smelly poop. I brushed the teeth with the brush before going to work.

i'm totally freaked out. Don't want to ditch her....she's f%$king hot.
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
fucking dump that crazy bitch.

seriously... if you two are dating and on good terms... and she is doing that shit... literally..

imagine the fucked up things she would do if you were living together and she has mad!

run the fuck away from her dude!
ahhh
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


No shit. This is possibly by far the battiest thing I have ever heard.

Dude, OP, kick her to the curb!!

Big secret, she is a dime a dozen. More woman than man. Literally.
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
i must confess, having bad hemorrhoids over the years, i always found a bit of relief by gently brushing them with an old soft bristle tooth brush and a little Prep-H.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34477956


Well, now we know. I had my suspicions all along. Are you a sleepwalker?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34972398


No, i know it wasn't me in a sleepwalk state, since i was working night shift that night and came home in the morn to brush my teeth only to find the brown smelly poop. I brushed the teeth with the brush before going to work.

i'm totally freaked out. Don't want to ditch her....she's f%$king hot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34477956


She's courting you...why are you freaked out about it? I was afraid of commitment once too..two shoes poo'd in and a urine stain on my couch later, we were married......just listen to your heart.
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
pics or it didn't happen!
on a side note...I recently started using 3% hydrogen peroxide to rinse my tb before and after use...
 Quoting: BigBrownBear... 27499712


ROFLMAO
Yes I want to see pics too!

Can you also provide a video demonstration of what you think might have happened? LOL
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
i must confess, having bad hemorrhoids over the years, i always found a bit of relief by gently brushing them with an old soft bristle tooth brush and a little Prep-H.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34477956


Well, now we know. I had my suspicions all along. Are you a sleepwalker?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34972398


No, i know it wasn't me in a sleepwalk state, since i was working night shift that night and came home in the morn to brush my teeth only to find the brown smelly poop. I brushed the teeth with the brush before going to work.

i'm totally freaked out. Don't want to ditch her....she's f%$king hot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34477956


She's courting you...why are you freaked out about it? I was afraid of commitment once too..two shoes poo'd in and a urine stain on my couch later, we were married......just listen to your heart.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34139889


Think I seen you somewhere in this video...

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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
News flash.. if your tooth brush is in the washroom when you go to the bathroom.. it's gonna have feces on it. If you can smell your excrement, that shit is airborn and covers everything. That's what any smell is, airborn particulates.

I'm sure you can find a youtube of mythbusters testing this heh, or something a little more serious than that show.
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Wrong. Big difference between fermentation gases and feces itself.
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
News flash.. if your tooth brush is in the washroom when you go to the bathroom.. it's gonna have feces on it. If you can smell your excrement, that shit is airborn and covers everything. That's what any smell is, airborn particulates.

I'm sure you can find a youtube of mythbusters testing this heh, or something a little more serious than that show.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 904314


Wrong. Big difference between fermentation gases and feces itself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33101657


Do people really have a problem with gases so bad that it stinks their toothbrushes? Wow, everyday amazing stuff on GLP. LOL
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
News flash.. if your tooth brush is in the washroom when you go to the bathroom.. it's gonna have feces on it. If you can smell your excrement, that shit is airborn and covers everything. That's what any smell is, airborn particulates.

I'm sure you can find a youtube of mythbusters testing this heh, or something a little more serious than that show.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 904314


Wrong. Big difference between fermentation gases and feces itself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33101657


Nope -- poo particles are in the air until they stick to stuff...
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Well, now we know. I had my suspicions all along. Are you a sleepwalker?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34972398


No, i know it wasn't me in a sleepwalk state, since i was working night shift that night and came home in the morn to brush my teeth only to find the brown smelly poop. I brushed the teeth with the brush before going to work.

i'm totally freaked out. Don't want to ditch her....she's f%$king hot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34477956


She's courting you...why are you freaked out about it? I was afraid of commitment once too..two shoes poo'd in and a urine stain on my couch later, we were married......just listen to your heart.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34139889


Think I seen you somewhere in this video...

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Nah -- I'm not that preppy.
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
i must confess, having bad hemorrhoids over the years, i always found a bit of relief by gently brushing them with an old soft bristle tooth brush and a little Prep-H.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34477956


Well, now we know. I had my suspicions all along. Are you a sleepwalker?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34972398


No, i know it wasn't me in a sleepwalk state, since i was working night shift that night and came home in the morn to brush my teeth only to find the brown smelly poop. I brushed the teeth with the brush before going to work.

i'm totally freaked out. Don't want to ditch her....she's f%$king hot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34477956


Since she's f%&king hot you will have to buy a new toothbrush every time you brush your teeth or demand she share hers. Always beware of shit bristles though even if she shares hers'. Dear Abby.
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Re: Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles
pics or it didn't happen!
on a side note...I recently started using 3% hydrogen peroxide to rinse my tb before and after use...
 Quoting: BigBrownBear... 27499712


ROFLMAO
Yes I want to see pics too!

Can you also provide a video demonstration of what you think might have happened? LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34990584


I second this^ I too am having difficulty with the Visual as well. So get some pics and video or whichever you have will be just fine.





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