Went to brush my teeth and found feces on my brissles | |
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Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 80172 United States 02/23/2013 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | fucking dump that crazy bitch. seriously... if you two are dating and on good terms... and she is doing that shit... literally.. imagine the fucked up things she would do if you were living together and she has mad! run the fuck away from her dude! _______________________ |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 904314 Canada 02/23/2013 12:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | News flash.. if your tooth brush is in the washroom when you go to the bathroom.. it's gonna have feces on it. If you can smell your excrement, that shit is airborn and covers everything. That's what any smell is, airborn particulates. I'm sure you can find a youtube of mythbusters testing this heh, or something a little more serious than that show. |
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natasha77 User ID: 33944072 United States 02/23/2013 12:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | fucking dump that crazy bitch. Quoting: Dr. Acula seriously... if you two are dating and on good terms... and she is doing that shit... literally.. imagine the fucked up things she would do if you were living together and she has mad! run the fuck away from her dude! True, she would burn your pet bunny. SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY! I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour. |
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Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 80172 United States 02/23/2013 12:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | fucking dump that crazy bitch. Quoting: Dr. Acula seriously... if you two are dating and on good terms... and she is doing that shit... literally.. imagine the fucked up things she would do if you were living together and she has mad! run the fuck away from her dude! True, she would burn your pet bunny. Damn right OP! Don't let this be your bunny! _______________________ |
FaithsBurden User ID: 33460956 United States 02/23/2013 12:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did she stop to think she would have to kiss you after she put it on your brush ? (not too bright!) You could have some fun with this...set her up ! Civilization, All one has to do is stand back' and see everything in motion to know that it is a machine, one of a grand and diabolically evil design,to ensnare men and rob them of their destiny. Marcy Dare. 2012 |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 34477956 Canada 02/23/2013 02:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i must confess, having bad hemorrhoids over the years, i always found a bit of relief by gently brushing them with an old soft bristle tooth brush and a little Prep-H. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34477956 Well, now we know. I had my suspicions all along. Are you a sleepwalker? No, i know it wasn't me in a sleepwalk state, since i was working night shift that night and came home in the morn to brush my teeth only to find the brown smelly poop. I brushed the teeth with the brush before going to work. i'm totally freaked out. Don't want to ditch her....she's f%$king hot. |
Children of the Atom User ID: 20257839 United States 02/23/2013 02:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | fucking dump that crazy bitch. Quoting: Dr. Acula seriously... if you two are dating and on good terms... and she is doing that shit... literally.. imagine the fucked up things she would do if you were living together and she has mad! run the fuck away from her dude! No shit. This is possibly by far the battiest thing I have ever heard. Dude, OP, kick her to the curb!! Big secret, she is a dime a dozen. More woman than man. Literally. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34139889 United States 02/23/2013 02:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i must confess, having bad hemorrhoids over the years, i always found a bit of relief by gently brushing them with an old soft bristle tooth brush and a little Prep-H. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34477956 Well, now we know. I had my suspicions all along. Are you a sleepwalker? No, i know it wasn't me in a sleepwalk state, since i was working night shift that night and came home in the morn to brush my teeth only to find the brown smelly poop. I brushed the teeth with the brush before going to work. i'm totally freaked out. Don't want to ditch her....she's f%$king hot. She's courting you...why are you freaked out about it? I was afraid of commitment once too..two shoes poo'd in and a urine stain on my couch later, we were married......just listen to your heart. |
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Children of the Atom User ID: 20257839 United States 02/23/2013 02:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i must confess, having bad hemorrhoids over the years, i always found a bit of relief by gently brushing them with an old soft bristle tooth brush and a little Prep-H. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34477956 Well, now we know. I had my suspicions all along. Are you a sleepwalker? No, i know it wasn't me in a sleepwalk state, since i was working night shift that night and came home in the morn to brush my teeth only to find the brown smelly poop. I brushed the teeth with the brush before going to work. i'm totally freaked out. Don't want to ditch her....she's f%$king hot. She's courting you...why are you freaked out about it? I was afraid of commitment once too..two shoes poo'd in and a urine stain on my couch later, we were married......just listen to your heart. Think I seen you somewhere in this video... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33101657 United States 02/23/2013 02:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | News flash.. if your tooth brush is in the washroom when you go to the bathroom.. it's gonna have feces on it. If you can smell your excrement, that shit is airborn and covers everything. That's what any smell is, airborn particulates. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 904314 I'm sure you can find a youtube of mythbusters testing this heh, or something a little more serious than that show. Wrong. Big difference between fermentation gases and feces itself. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34713923 Germany 02/23/2013 02:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | News flash.. if your tooth brush is in the washroom when you go to the bathroom.. it's gonna have feces on it. If you can smell your excrement, that shit is airborn and covers everything. That's what any smell is, airborn particulates. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 904314 I'm sure you can find a youtube of mythbusters testing this heh, or something a little more serious than that show. Wrong. Big difference between fermentation gases and feces itself. Do people really have a problem with gases so bad that it stinks their toothbrushes? Wow, everyday amazing stuff on GLP. LOL |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34139889 United States 02/23/2013 02:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | News flash.. if your tooth brush is in the washroom when you go to the bathroom.. it's gonna have feces on it. If you can smell your excrement, that shit is airborn and covers everything. That's what any smell is, airborn particulates. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 904314 I'm sure you can find a youtube of mythbusters testing this heh, or something a little more serious than that show. Wrong. Big difference between fermentation gases and feces itself. Nope -- poo particles are in the air until they stick to stuff... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34139889 United States 02/23/2013 02:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34972398 Well, now we know. I had my suspicions all along. Are you a sleepwalker? No, i know it wasn't me in a sleepwalk state, since i was working night shift that night and came home in the morn to brush my teeth only to find the brown smelly poop. I brushed the teeth with the brush before going to work. i'm totally freaked out. Don't want to ditch her....she's f%$king hot. She's courting you...why are you freaked out about it? I was afraid of commitment once too..two shoes poo'd in and a urine stain on my couch later, we were married......just listen to your heart. Think I seen you somewhere in this video... Nah -- I'm not that preppy. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34972398 United States 02/23/2013 02:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i must confess, having bad hemorrhoids over the years, i always found a bit of relief by gently brushing them with an old soft bristle tooth brush and a little Prep-H. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34477956 Well, now we know. I had my suspicions all along. Are you a sleepwalker? No, i know it wasn't me in a sleepwalk state, since i was working night shift that night and came home in the morn to brush my teeth only to find the brown smelly poop. I brushed the teeth with the brush before going to work. i'm totally freaked out. Don't want to ditch her....she's f%$king hot. Since she's f%&king hot you will have to buy a new toothbrush every time you brush your teeth or demand she share hers. Always beware of shit bristles though even if she shares hers'. Dear Abby. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34972398 United States 02/23/2013 02:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | pics or it didn't happen! Quoting: BigBrownBear... 27499712 on a side note...I recently started using 3% hydrogen peroxide to rinse my tb before and after use... ROFLMAO Yes I want to see pics too! Can you also provide a video demonstration of what you think might have happened? LOL I second this^ I too am having difficulty with the Visual as well. So get some pics and video or whichever you have will be just fine. |