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Cheap husband now refuses to buy more cigarettes for both of us!!!!!!!!!!

 
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02/23/2013 08:39 AM
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Call Putie and tell him what is going on. He'll help you out,won't he? Uh oh, better rethink that, hubby might disappear. lol!
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02/23/2013 08:42 AM

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Hey Natasha

hi


new

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
natasha77 (OP)

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02/23/2013 08:43 AM

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Call Putie and tell him what is going on. He'll help you out,won't he? Uh oh, better rethink that, hubby might disappear. lol!
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Putie isn't answering my calls latelyhuffy
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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Best thing for both of you...


Be a good woman and do what your man says.
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02/23/2013 08:47 AM
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go on strike
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02/23/2013 08:48 AM
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What a fucking ball and chain this bitch must be....lol
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02/23/2013 08:51 AM
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"to have one's individuality completely ignored is like being pushed quite out of life; like being blown out as one blows out a light" e.scott

too bad he doesn't seem to realize that by calling the shots without so much as discussing with you - rather announcing what will be - that he is objectifying you. real people don't do well when they are ignored. and then to be suddenly withdrawn from tobacco when it was not your choosing is harsh.

why are you a kept woman, if you don't mind me asking. i understand millions of reasons why one could be. never mind the jerks on this thread. do you have any access to the household funds? if so, do the obvious unless there is some major reason why not to. to quit or not to quit - maybe isn't the question. to be valued as a human being may be.

by the way, once upon a thread ago you wrote the funniest line i have ever read on glp. after that i notice your threads. hang in there. and take care. of you. peace
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02/23/2013 08:59 AM
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Re: Cheap husband now refuses to buy more cigarettes for both of us!!!!!!!!!!
He turned me on to smoking years ago, now he says we're done smoking!

Ex use meeeeeeeeeeeeeee???????

Just like THAT!

Like I can just shut off my desire to smoke in a heart beat...

I hate being a married "kept" woman....
I need a job!
Damn it.
 Quoting: natasha77



Yes you do need to get a job and also to shut the fuck up with your white trash whining bullshit.
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You're a dumbass!!
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02/26/2013 06:31 PM
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First he was going to cut you off GLP and now cigs? Poor Natasha. hugs
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
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02/26/2013 06:35 PM
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He turned me on to smoking years ago, now he says we're done smoking!

Ex use meeeeeeeeeeeeeee???????

Just like THAT!

Like I can just shut off my desire to smoke in a heart beat...

I hate being a married "kept" woman....
I need a job!
Damn it.
 Quoting: natasha77


Ya. You're at the wrong site, twat.

Here ya go...

[link to jerryspringer.com]
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02/26/2013 06:41 PM
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He may have 'turned you on to smoking' but he did not make you smoke did he?
It is your own fault that you smoke.
I think you can quit if you really wanted to.
If you really do not want to quit than follow your own advice, get a job and pay for your own.
You seem to have it figured out.
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02/26/2013 06:43 PM
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You want cigarettes and liquor buy your fucking own.
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bump
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biscuits and gravy

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02/26/2013 06:45 PM
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Re: Cheap husband now refuses to buy more cigarettes for both of us!!!!!!!!!!
bummer hugs
i roll my own. a large can of prince albert and 10 pks top papers=appx 40$ a month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31781644


I have the Prince but NO papers...verysad I've hit a new low.....
 Quoting: natasha77


you can make a corn cob pipe! plus you might get so good at pipe-whittling you can sell them on etsy.
afro
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33205778


Corn is getting expensive also.

I do need to stop smoking,, I just wasn't prepared!
It feels like I have stuff crawling all over me.
Don't ever smoke. This is bad.
 Quoting: natasha77


Addiction Withdrawal, just call it what it is......lol


Last Edited by Lupe_Ate_My_Tacos on 02/26/2013 06:46 PM
One Tequila!
Two Tequila!
Three Tequila, ...... Floor!
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hi natasha, hope you're doing ok.hf
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bummer hugs
i roll my own. a large can of prince albert and 10 pks top papers=appx 40$ a month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31781644


I have the Prince but NO papers...verysad I've hit a new low.....
 Quoting: natasha77


Got a bible and lip gloss?

;-)
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hi natasha, hope you're doing ok.hf
 Quoting: octobersolstice



hope her poor husband is doing ok. what a mooch. get a job and stop sitting on GLP you slunt
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bummer hugs
i roll my own. a large can of prince albert and 10 pks top papers=appx 40$ a month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31781644


I have the Prince but NO papers...verysad I've hit a new low.....
 Quoting: natasha77


what no paper of any kind anywhere in the house?

you've got tobacco, you've got fire, how can you possibly be sitting around complaing that you've got no smokes????
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02/26/2013 07:01 PM
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$400 a month habit may as well be cocaine or heroin...you can't quit...you're hooked... banana2
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bummer hugs
i roll my own. a large can of prince albert and 10 pks top papers=appx 40$ a month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31781644


I have the Prince but NO papers...verysad I've hit a new low.....
 Quoting: natasha77


according to google, you can try using old receipts, Ye old King James (if it doesn't morally bother you), or corn husks. Just a thought if your desperate.
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02/26/2013 07:04 PM
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Re: Cheap husband now refuses to buy more cigarettes for both of us!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, yeah and remind him if being without cigs makes you too cranky for intimacy, he might want to go by you a pack, so you will cheer up. Just sayin'. He might handle all the money, but something tells me he probably doesn't like doing without either.
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02/26/2013 07:14 PM
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I had a woman play the pussy card on me once. She was dead serious - I couldn't believe it. I went out right away and found some alternate pussy.

Don't ever play the pussy card for real unless your man is a total wuss. If he has even one iota of manhood and self-respect, he'll call you on it and you'll find yourself playing second fiddle to someone else's pussy.

By all means do it in jest or as a means to make a forthcoming sweet, sweet lovemaking session hotter, but never use your vagina as collateral.

That would make you a whore, and no man respects a whore.

As for the OP - You don't sound like you're ready to quit yet. You have to really want it or it won't work. Just because hubby wants it doesn't mean you could even quit right now if you tried. First chance you get you'll be smoking behind his back anyway. I've been smoke-free for a year now after a 15 year 30 a day habit. You gotta want it.
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Re: Cheap husband now refuses to buy more cigarettes for both of us!!!!!!!!!!
He turned me on to smoking years ago, now he says we're done smoking!

Ex use meeeeeeeeeeeeeee???????

Just like THAT!

Like I can just shut off my desire to smoke in a heart beat...

I hate being a married "kept" woman....
I need a job!
Damn it.
 Quoting: natasha77


get a job and pay for your own, you cheap gold digger.
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02/26/2013 07:32 PM
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Oh, yeah and remind him if being without cigs makes you too cranky for intimacy, he might want to go by you a pack, so you will cheer up. Just sayin'. He might handle all the money, but something tells me he probably doesn't like doing without either.
 Quoting: skyblau


or he might decide he doesn't need cigs or a useless old shrew
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02/26/2013 07:37 PM
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You need to smoke his pole more. No doubt he'd buy you more cigs then.
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Read Alan carr's easy way to stop smoking.
 Quoting: Benne


That book saved my life! I quit after 14 years of smoking, it was my lifeline.
The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent to the concerns of such puny creatures as we are. - Carl Sagan