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Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".

 
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Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
The Ancient Aliens staff just poked the Islam on its latest episode "Ancient Abductions".

They openly said that Mohammed was an abductee in permanent contact with the Anunnaki, as well as other notorious "prophets" of the ancient Middle East, such as Enoch, Moses, Eliah, Jonah, etc.

Btw finally they said the OBVIOUS: That Jonah was not "eaten by a giant fish", but abducted by an USO.

I tried to find it on YT but so far zimp.

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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
probaby makes sense , after all " we were created in there image " ...
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
They came up with some very good points in the latest episode and the conclusion that there are many different agendas of different alien races, concerning human abduction. Both for genetic purposes, as well as for mass control.
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
And I was surprised by Erich Von Danniken who said loud and clear, that there's a hybrid bloodline of humans who keep the "power" of ancient aliens.
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
So aliens told JONAH to go to Ninevah and tell them to repent of their evils?

OK. Right.
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
So aliens told JONAH to go to Ninevah and tell them to repent of their evils?

OK. Right.
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Why?? Do you REALLY believe a guy lived inside a giant fish for 40 days, without being digested and then was gently deployed by the "fish" in a beach????

You see.... Bibletards believe things like that actually happened... that the "holy spirit" disguised as a white pigeon got an underage virgin pregnant, that a flaming bush can talk, that an entire planet was made in 7 days, and stuff like that, but they don't believe that beings of advanced civilizations from another solar system came to Earth in the past and interacted with humans.

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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
My humble opinion on this matter....

God exists? Yes

Bible just a book, however one with many crucial spiritual truths and falsehoods? Yes

Aliens Exist? Yes

Aliens are aligned like us, with some leaning more towards our well being while others aliens are aligned to agendas that do not consider our well being. Yes

Many of those same truths from not just the bible but all of the spiritual/religious texts were taught to us for our benefit by aliens. Yes

Some of the falsehoods in the spiritual and religious texts worldwide were taught to us by aliens who had control and domination in mind? Yes

Don't let a closed mind or a life shaped by hegelian dialectic keep you from what your spirit knows.
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
So aliens told JONAH to go to Ninevah and tell them to repent of their evils?

OK. Right.
whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35002858


Why?? Do you REALLY believe a guy lived inside a giant fish for 40 days, without being digested and then was gently deployed by the "fish" in a beach????

You see.... Bibletards believe things like that actually happened... that the "holy spirit" disguised as a white pigeon got an underage virgin pregnant, that a flaming bush can talk, that an entire planet was made in 7 days, and stuff like that, but they don't believe that beings of advanced civilizations from another solar system came to Earth in the past and interacted with humans.

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it was just 3 days, not 40
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
So aliens told JONAH to go to Ninevah and tell them to repent of their evils?

OK. Right.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35002858


Why?? Do you REALLY believe a guy lived inside a giant fish for 40 days, without being digested and then was gently deployed by the "fish" in a beach????

You see.... Bibletards believe things like that actually happened... that the "holy spirit" disguised as a white pigeon got an underage virgin pregnant, that a flaming bush can talk, that an entire planet was made in 7 days, and stuff like that, but they don't believe that beings of advanced civilizations from another solar system came to Earth in the past and interacted with humans.

putin
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it was just 3 days, not 40
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Still ridiculous. The only fish capable of eat a whole adult man is the shark. Jonah would be dead in the very first bite, probably.

A whale, as "re-adapted" by the roman church??? He would either drown in a ton of water, down the animal's throat and inside its stomach, or be vomited. One way or another, no human being could survive such thing.

99% of Biblical accounts sound like something that came out of Tim Burton's movies, UNLESS you interpret it by the perspective of alien interaction.
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
So aliens told JONAH to go to Ninevah and tell them to repent of their evils?

OK. Right.
whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35002858


Why?? Do you REALLY believe a guy lived inside a giant fish for 40 days, without being digested and then was gently deployed by the "fish" in a beach????

You see.... Bibletards believe things like that actually happened... that the "holy spirit" disguised as a white pigeon got an underage virgin pregnant, that a flaming bush can talk, that an entire planet was made in 7 days, and stuff like that, but they don't believe that beings of advanced civilizations from another solar system came to Earth in the past and interacted with humans.

putin
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clappaeveryone has their own brand of crazy
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
Why call them 'bibletards'?...Many are coming around to saying 'Yes' alien intervention is mentioned in the KJB...And many other ancient texts...

If you wish to share knowledge with the 'bibletards'...Then why not start by not calling them names...Give them a chance to see and understand what you are saying...

Just because the Anannaki made man in their image...A fight happened between two brothers over man's right to exist...And the bible was writtenin a way that reflected that...Does not take away from the fact of God...A Creator of ALL is alive and well...Man must first understand his/her humble begininngs to understand his destiny...
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
Why call them 'bibletards'?...Many are coming around to saying 'Yes' alien intervention is mentioned in the KJB...And many other ancient texts...

If you wish to share knowledge with the 'bibletards'...Then why not start by not calling them names...Give them a chance to see and understand what you are saying...

Just because the Anannaki made man in their image...A fight happened between two brothers over man's right to exist...And the bible was writtenin a way that reflected that...Does not take away from the fact of God...A Creator of ALL is alive and well...Man must first understand his/her humble begininngs to understand his destiny...
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How long have you been around on GLP??? The suffix "tard" is ultimately indispensable to distinguish the various categories of posters.

But since you mentioned it, you can't share something with someone who doesn't want to know. People only wake up to something, when they are ready and that's an inner process, not external.

Btw there's no such thing as "creator of all things", the universe has its own mind "logos" and ancient races from other systems, other galaxies and other dimensions just tap into this logos and create things. Some of them are named "demiurges" and they create just using their mind will. That's the closest thing of a "creator god" that exists.
The "paternal fatherly caring God" that humans were programed to believe in, is nothing but lost memories of the time when the royalty of Orion and Sirius lived on Earth.

Humans can't deal with the fact that there's NOBODY taking care of our lives or our souls and we're entirely responsible by our fate according to karmic actions.
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
Why call them 'bibletards'?...Many are coming around to saying 'Yes' alien intervention is mentioned in the KJB...And many other ancient texts...

If you wish to share knowledge with the 'bibletards'...Then why not start by not calling them names...Give them a chance to see and understand what you are saying...

Just because the Anannaki made man in their image...A fight happened between two brothers over man's right to exist...And the bible was writtenin a way that reflected that...Does not take away from the fact of God...A Creator of ALL is alive and well...Man must first understand his/her humble begininngs to understand his destiny...
 Quoting: Settle4It


How long have you been around on GLP??? The suffix "tard" is ultimately indispensable to distinguish the various categories of posters.

But since you mentioned it, you can't share something with someone who doesn't want to know. People only wake up to something, when they are ready and that's an inner process, not external.

Btw there's no such thing as "creator of all things", the universe has its own mind "logos" and ancient races from other systems, other galaxies and other dimensions just tap into this logos and create things. Some of them are named "demiurges" and they create just using their mind will. That's the closest thing of a "creator god" that exists.
The "paternal fatherly caring God" that humans were programed to believe in, is nothing but lost memories of the time when the royalty of Orion and Sirius lived on Earth.

Humans can't deal with the fact that there's NOBODY taking care of our lives or our souls and we're entirely responsible by our fate according to karmic actions.
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And thus you shall continue to be reborn until you figure it out!...You attitude has not changed toward what you really are...You are still lost...
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
Execept by the fact that I have never seen an UFO...