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Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".

 
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Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
The Ancient Aliens staff just poked the Islam on its latest episode "Ancient Abductions".

They openly said that Mohammed was an abductee in permanent contact with the Anunnaki, as well as other notorious "prophets" of the ancient Middle East, such as Enoch, Moses, Eliah, Jonah, etc.

Btw finally they said the OBVIOUS: That Jonah was not "eaten by a giant fish", but abducted by an USO.

I tried to find it on YT but so far zimp.

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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
probaby makes sense , after all " we were created in there image " ...
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They came up with some very good points in the latest episode and the conclusion that there are many different agendas of different alien races, concerning human abduction. Both for genetic purposes, as well as for mass control.
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And I was surprised by Erich Von Danniken who said loud and clear, that there's a hybrid bloodline of humans who keep the "power" of ancient aliens.
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
So aliens told JONAH to go to Ninevah and tell them to repent of their evils?

OK. Right.
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So aliens told JONAH to go to Ninevah and tell them to repent of their evils?

OK. Right.
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Why?? Do you REALLY believe a guy lived inside a giant fish for 40 days, without being digested and then was gently deployed by the "fish" in a beach????

You see.... Bibletards believe things like that actually happened... that the "holy spirit" disguised as a white pigeon got an underage virgin pregnant, that a flaming bush can talk, that an entire planet was made in 7 days, and stuff like that, but they don't believe that beings of advanced civilizations from another solar system came to Earth in the past and interacted with humans.

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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
My humble opinion on this matter....

God exists? Yes

Bible just a book, however one with many crucial spiritual truths and falsehoods? Yes

Aliens Exist? Yes

Aliens are aligned like us, with some leaning more towards our well being while others aliens are aligned to agendas that do not consider our well being. Yes

Many of those same truths from not just the bible but all of the spiritual/religious texts were taught to us for our benefit by aliens. Yes

Some of the falsehoods in the spiritual and religious texts worldwide were taught to us by aliens who had control and domination in mind? Yes

Don't let a closed mind or a life shaped by hegelian dialectic keep you from what your spirit knows.
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So aliens told JONAH to go to Ninevah and tell them to repent of their evils?

OK. Right.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35002858


Why?? Do you REALLY believe a guy lived inside a giant fish for 40 days, without being digested and then was gently deployed by the "fish" in a beach????

You see.... Bibletards believe things like that actually happened... that the "holy spirit" disguised as a white pigeon got an underage virgin pregnant, that a flaming bush can talk, that an entire planet was made in 7 days, and stuff like that, but they don't believe that beings of advanced civilizations from another solar system came to Earth in the past and interacted with humans.

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it was just 3 days, not 40
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So aliens told JONAH to go to Ninevah and tell them to repent of their evils?

OK. Right.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35002858


Why?? Do you REALLY believe a guy lived inside a giant fish for 40 days, without being digested and then was gently deployed by the "fish" in a beach????

You see.... Bibletards believe things like that actually happened... that the "holy spirit" disguised as a white pigeon got an underage virgin pregnant, that a flaming bush can talk, that an entire planet was made in 7 days, and stuff like that, but they don't believe that beings of advanced civilizations from another solar system came to Earth in the past and interacted with humans.

putin
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it was just 3 days, not 40
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Still ridiculous. The only fish capable of eat a whole adult man is the shark. Jonah would be dead in the very first bite, probably.

A whale, as "re-adapted" by the roman church??? He would either drown in a ton of water, down the animal's throat and inside its stomach, or be vomited. One way or another, no human being could survive such thing.

99% of Biblical accounts sound like something that came out of Tim Burton's movies, UNLESS you interpret it by the perspective of alien interaction.
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So aliens told JONAH to go to Ninevah and tell them to repent of their evils?

OK. Right.
whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35002858


Why?? Do you REALLY believe a guy lived inside a giant fish for 40 days, without being digested and then was gently deployed by the "fish" in a beach????

You see.... Bibletards believe things like that actually happened... that the "holy spirit" disguised as a white pigeon got an underage virgin pregnant, that a flaming bush can talk, that an entire planet was made in 7 days, and stuff like that, but they don't believe that beings of advanced civilizations from another solar system came to Earth in the past and interacted with humans.

putin
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clappaeveryone has their own brand of crazy
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Never met anyone important enough to lie to.....
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
Why call them 'bibletards'?...Many are coming around to saying 'Yes' alien intervention is mentioned in the KJB...And many other ancient texts...

If you wish to share knowledge with the 'bibletards'...Then why not start by not calling them names...Give them a chance to see and understand what you are saying...

Just because the Anannaki made man in their image...A fight happened between two brothers over man's right to exist...And the bible was writtenin a way that reflected that...Does not take away from the fact of God...A Creator of ALL is alive and well...Man must first understand his/her humble begininngs to understand his destiny...
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Why call them 'bibletards'?...Many are coming around to saying 'Yes' alien intervention is mentioned in the KJB...And many other ancient texts...

If you wish to share knowledge with the 'bibletards'...Then why not start by not calling them names...Give them a chance to see and understand what you are saying...

Just because the Anannaki made man in their image...A fight happened between two brothers over man's right to exist...And the bible was writtenin a way that reflected that...Does not take away from the fact of God...A Creator of ALL is alive and well...Man must first understand his/her humble begininngs to understand his destiny...
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How long have you been around on GLP??? The suffix "tard" is ultimately indispensable to distinguish the various categories of posters.

But since you mentioned it, you can't share something with someone who doesn't want to know. People only wake up to something, when they are ready and that's an inner process, not external.

Btw there's no such thing as "creator of all things", the universe has its own mind "logos" and ancient races from other systems, other galaxies and other dimensions just tap into this logos and create things. Some of them are named "demiurges" and they create just using their mind will. That's the closest thing of a "creator god" that exists.
The "paternal fatherly caring God" that humans were programed to believe in, is nothing but lost memories of the time when the royalty of Orion and Sirius lived on Earth.

Humans can't deal with the fact that there's NOBODY taking care of our lives or our souls and we're entirely responsible by our fate according to karmic actions.
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Why call them 'bibletards'?...Many are coming around to saying 'Yes' alien intervention is mentioned in the KJB...And many other ancient texts...

If you wish to share knowledge with the 'bibletards'...Then why not start by not calling them names...Give them a chance to see and understand what you are saying...

Just because the Anannaki made man in their image...A fight happened between two brothers over man's right to exist...And the bible was writtenin a way that reflected that...Does not take away from the fact of God...A Creator of ALL is alive and well...Man must first understand his/her humble begininngs to understand his destiny...
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How long have you been around on GLP??? The suffix "tard" is ultimately indispensable to distinguish the various categories of posters.

But since you mentioned it, you can't share something with someone who doesn't want to know. People only wake up to something, when they are ready and that's an inner process, not external.

Btw there's no such thing as "creator of all things", the universe has its own mind "logos" and ancient races from other systems, other galaxies and other dimensions just tap into this logos and create things. Some of them are named "demiurges" and they create just using their mind will. That's the closest thing of a "creator god" that exists.
The "paternal fatherly caring God" that humans were programed to believe in, is nothing but lost memories of the time when the royalty of Orion and Sirius lived on Earth.

Humans can't deal with the fact that there's NOBODY taking care of our lives or our souls and we're entirely responsible by our fate according to karmic actions.
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And thus you shall continue to be reborn until you figure it out!...You attitude has not changed toward what you really are...You are still lost...
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
Execept by the fact that I have never seen an UFO...
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Based on my research, presented in the below link, Muhammad may have been a abductee....

[link to www.wanttherealtruth.com]


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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
The Ancient Aliens staff just poked the Islam on its latest episode "Ancient Abductions".

They openly said that Mohammed was an abductee in permanent contact with the Anunnaki, as well as other notorious "prophets" of the ancient Middle East, such as Enoch, Moses, Eliah, Jonah, etc.

Btw finally they said the OBVIOUS: That Jonah was not "eaten by a giant fish", but abducted by an USO.

I tried to find it on YT but so far zimp.
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No duh. Whenever I pray, meditate at night very strange things happen as well.
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
Do people actually take this sensationalist commercial product show seriously?

You do know this is a product of "The Powers That Be" in order to turn your brain into jelly, right?

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So aliens told JONAH to go to Ninevah and tell them to repent of their evils?

OK. Right.
whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35002858


Why?? Do you REALLY believe a guy lived inside a giant fish for 40 days, without being digested and then was gently deployed by the "fish" in a beach????

You see.... Bibletards believe things like that actually happened... that the "holy spirit" disguised as a white pigeon got an underage virgin pregnant, that a flaming bush can talk, that an entire planet was made in 7 days, and stuff like that, but they don't believe that beings of advanced civilizations from another solar system came to Earth in the past and interacted with humans.

putin
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Or they don't believe that these things occurred in the space between sleep and awareness, the same placeless place where the physical spiritual aliens gods exist.....
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
Also read "Communion" and "Transformation" by Whitley Strieber.
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none of this changes the fact that OP is a homo and eats tuna with his fingers
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
UndercoverAlien talks like he knows fact, but really he's just guessing too.

hahahhaaaaaaaaahhhahhaaaaaa he tries so hard
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
Whether or not there is any truth to this thread, it makes more logical sense than an all-knowing, all-seeing and omnipotent being descending from heaven to influence several people to spread "his" word throughout this planet. Oh might I add that this supposed "god" has consistently failed to get the job done using this approach? Not that this is impossible, just highly unlikely and if true, come on! Don't you think "Yahweh" would be able to do a better job than this? At least aliens can claim they have been misunderstood.
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By the way, Philip K Dick wrote that the identity of the "logos" would be "Kai." How are you doing, Undercover Brother? Good to see someone's paying attention.
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Can't wait to see this episode then!
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Can't wait to see this episode then!
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correct bitch but you fight slong side the beast against jesus , you so lost
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Re: Ancient Aliens latest episode "Ancient Abductions": "There's NO SUCH thing as prophets, Moses and Mohammed were ABDUCTEES".
From Alex Collier's Andromedan contacts' info: [link to www.alexcollier.org]

"Our solar system is extremely crowded now. There are ships from thirtyone different planetary races here. Also, Nibiru is on its way back into the solar system. Many of the `mother ships’ are already here and have been here, primarily around Saturn.

The Nibiruan race, or rather the tribe of Nibiru which is exactly what it is, asked the Andromedan council for permission to enter the solar system to gather mining equipment that they left here when they vacated this area 5200 years ago. The Andromedan council agreed to it. The council agreed to let them back in but not to have direct contact with the Earth. I will tell you honestly that the Andromedans absolutely do not trust the Nibiruans because of what they did the last time they were here, the genetic manipulation, the pole shift, trying to drown everybody, the division of the races, the creating of different languages, and creating the four of many different religions on the planet that were used to separate us. They are a classic Orion paradigm, `divide and conquer’. I know that there are people out there that have an opposing view.

I don’t know what to tell you. You’ll just have to trust your instincts. I’m just delivering the message. The Andromedans do not trust them at all as well as many of the other races as well. Back in 1995, in the solar system of Percyus, a planet that goes by the name, if you were to translate from Andromedan to our language, of `T I I K’ (pronounced, TY- ICK). It is a water planet in the solar system of Percyus. It experienced a pole shift. Dujring the pole shift, 1.3 billion of its people on the planet drowned. There were 719,000 survivors. Orion council craft asked permission from the Andromedan council to assist them and permission was granted. The Orion council craft went in and enslaved the people. Many people on the Andromedan believed that the Orion council did that because of what happened in our solar system and in 21 other solar systems. The Andromedan council has specifically intervened. Do you follow me so far? - See more at:

[link to www.alexcollier.org]

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