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5 Miracles Deleted From the Bible For Being Too Awesome

 
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5 Miracles Deleted From the Bible For Being Too Awesome
Check out the full article for the details. You won't be disappointed! Here are the miracles:

John: Commander of Bed Bugs

Peter, the Talking Dog and the Resurrected Fish

Jesus Returns as a Giant

Jesus is a Talking Star

Peter the Wizard-Slayer


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[link to www.cracked.com]

Just think how much more captivating the New Testament would have been if the early leaders of the church would have had the sense to include these miracles!

I think they missed an opportunity.
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Re: 5 Miracles Deleted From the Bible For Being Too Awesome
Check out the full article for the details. You won't be disappointed! Here are the miracles:

John: Commander of Bed Bugs

Peter, the Talking Dog and the Resurrected Fish

Jesus Returns as a Giant

Jesus is a Talking Star

Peter the Wizard-Slayer


Link to full article:

[link to www.cracked.com]

Just think how much more captivating the New Testament would have been if the early leaders of the church would have had the sense to include these miracles!

I think they missed an opportunity.
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The Council of Nicea obviously had no sense of humour!

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Re: 5 Miracles Deleted From the Bible For Being Too Awesome
Check out the full article for the details. You won't be disappointed! Here are the miracles:

John: Commander of Bed Bugs

Peter, the Talking Dog and the Resurrected Fish

Jesus Returns as a Giant

Jesus is a Talking Star

Peter the Wizard-Slayer


Link to full article:

[link to www.cracked.com]

Just think how much more captivating the New Testament would have been if the early leaders of the church would have had the sense to include these miracles!

I think they missed an opportunity.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


The Council of Nicea obviously had no sense of humour!

cruise
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I could be wrong but I think Christianity would attract MORE adherents if these stories were included. Some people need the wild and wacky miracles in order to subscribe to a religion.

I think many Muslims and Scientologists would convert.
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Re: 5 Miracles Deleted From the Bible For Being Too Awesome
In fact...that gives me an idea!

"Bible 2.0"

It's the Bible but with interesting Apocryphal texts included. It could only reinforce peoples' faith.
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Re: 5 Miracles Deleted From the Bible For Being Too Awesome
Its already bible 2.0 its been revised to suit many times.....
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Re: 5 Miracles Deleted From the Bible For Being Too Awesome
Bible scoffers
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Re: 5 Miracles Deleted From the Bible For Being Too Awesome
Bible scoffers
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No one is scoffing. Take your pity party elsewhere.

Really, if anyone scoffed at the scriptures, it was the Council of Nicaea who left out all the good stuff!
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Re: 5 Miracles Deleted From the Bible For Being Too Awesome
Its already bible 2.0 its been revised to suit many times.....
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Okay then..."Bible 3.0"!
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Re: 5 Miracles Deleted From the Bible For Being Too Awesome
In fact...that gives me an idea!

"Bible 2.0"

It's the Bible but with interesting Apocryphal texts included. It could only reinforce peoples' faith.
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That could work!

All the texts excluded at Nicea would probably make a best-seller!
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Re: 5 Miracles Deleted From the Bible For Being Too Awesome
Its already bible 2.0 its been revised to suit many times.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20119379


Okay then..."Bible 3.0"!
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Youre flogging a dead horse brother..........write your own bible
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Re: 5 Miracles Deleted From the Bible For Being Too Awesome
in the non canonical you will find a lot of goodies..

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Re: 5 Miracles Deleted From the Bible For Being Too Awesome
In fact...that gives me an idea!

"Bible 2.0"

It's the Bible but with interesting Apocryphal texts included. It could only reinforce peoples' faith.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


That could work!

All the texts excluded at Nicea would probably make a best-seller!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35001527


Definitely! I can see the infomercials now...
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Re: 5 Miracles Deleted From the Bible For Being Too Awesome
Just throw the Dead Sea Scrolls into the mix, and anything could happen!

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