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Groupon For Pole Dance Training. Really? Women, What Are You Doing To Yourselves?

 
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Life is short and there are lots of moms who do this to spice up their marriage.... not to do it in public. They sell poles that can be set up in bedrooms. I see nothing wrong with it.

I am 36 and have been single for 7 years. I am considering taking these classes for fun and exercise.... and it could be a fun thing to know once I am remarried.

Why would you care if I (a person you will never meet) find it sexy or fun to do? I think your perceptions of who is taking the classes is skewed....
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The soccer moms that dress like they're 16 are the worst.

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There is no hope for the future of women if they continue down this path.

They have been warned over and over again.
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I dunno if they are the WORST, but they are on the list of whore wanna be's
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Women have always banded together. Women can even bond deeper than male related bonds.

Men generally compete, struggle or kill each other. Women are hard-wired differently.

"They" know this. So know they've been successfully driving a wedge between the female bonds. Through sexualizing and pornifying, women are competing with each other for men and attention.

Women have it in them to rise above this degradation. Whereas men have proven through history for thousands of years, they are unable to lead without destruction.

Women are the last hope to maintain civility and build something...instead of destroy.

No, I'm not make bashing. In fact, women need to wake up now and band back together
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Have you ever seen those Sheena movies or any fairly recent movie with Amazonian women who could dominate men? Notice how they are all porn star like wear provocative clothing? I think the idea is, if women are going to dominate men they also need to be scantily clothed and have stellar bodies/beauty.

Do men project this or do women? I don't know but everything is pretty screwed up anyway.

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HELLO?... women....?

Is there any intellegence left in you?????


Guess not.

You've all fallen for it?
 Quoting: abeliever


We women are the evil hateful ones who seek to put balls in mason jars to GLP men. I presume most would concur that we should all learn pole dancing (a damn fine exercise if done just for shits and giggles and not coercion or payment) to please men, and groupon is merely doing it's part to defeat teh evil femnazi influence that is hiding in their jockstraps and under their beds.
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The soccer moms that dress like they're 16 are the worst.

putin

There is no hope for the future of women if they continue down this path.

They have been warned over and over again.
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For real. There is an epidemic of these women in my area...good for laughs though. Gotta love them. Sorta like the middle aged guy with the bad comb over or obvious hair plugs.
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Wasn't lipstick invented by the ancient Egyptian prostitutes so they're lips would look like vaginal 'lips'?? I always think about that when I look at women wearing lipstick..
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Life is short and there are lots of moms who do this to spice up their marriage.... not to do it in public. They sell poles that can be set up in bedrooms. I see nothing wrong with it.

I am 36 and have been single for 7 years. I am considering taking these classes for fun and exercise.... and it could be a fun thing to know once I am remarried.

Why would you care if I (a person you will never meet) find it sexy or fun to do? I think your perceptions of who is taking the classes is skewed....
 Quoting: ladulce


Life is too short...therefore don't miss out on pole dance lessons....

WOW...

You're lost darlin'.
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Life is short and there are lots of moms who do this to spice up their marriage.... not to do it in public. They sell poles that can be set up in bedrooms. I see nothing wrong with it.

I am 36 and have been single for 7 years. I am considering taking these classes for fun and exercise.... and it could be a fun thing to know once I am remarried.

Why would you care if I (a person you will never meet) find it sexy or fun to do? I think your perceptions of who is taking the classes is skewed....
 Quoting: ladulce


Life is too short...therefore don't miss out on pole dance lessons....

WOW...

You're lost darlin'.
 Quoting: abeliever


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If a woman wanted to learn pole dancing or some other erotic dance, for her husbands eyes only, then there is nothing wrong with it. But I'm guessing that some of these women are performing for boyfriends or even strangers who they have no intention of spending the rest of their lives with. This is just another way to cheapen the female form and destroy relationship bonds.
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After seeing a groupon pop up on my cell for pole dance training, it hit me like a ton of bricks.....

Women are becoming "pornified."

Women are enslaving themselves into insanity.

Think of what this is doing.

You are now setting the benchmark at how well you can compete with porn stars.

Women will become, and future women will become slaves to sex acting.

This is crazy.

We are quickly being molded into accepting this as normal and allowing men to demand it.

Women, what on earth are you doing to yourselves!?

Men and women, is this what you want for your daughters?

This is how you will raise your little girls?... to grow up to want to be like porn stars to get and hold a man.

Men and women, look at your daughters, really look at your daughters...hold their little hands and look into their eyes....you are training them to become pornified.

Mommy is getting a groupon to train for pole dancing to please daddy by becoming a porn star for him. Really? Really? WTH?

Women...guys won't date you if you don't "perform" like the best porn star....WTH?

Why, oh why, on earth are you doing this to yourselves?

There is no intimacy in this. There is nothing but a twisted act of sex leaving you feeling empty!

Women will realize that they will gain NOTHING at all from this emotionally.

Guys will move on after they're bored with you.

Just like clicking channels on tv....NEXT!

Women will be left lonely. Women need intimacy.


Wake up women. Shake your brains. This is stupid.

Psychologically, you're screwing yourselves.

You are literally saying to a man, I'm worth nothing....

My being is worthless.... However, because I'm like a porn star, I'm worthy of your sex. NOT YOUR LOVE.

Women want to love and be loved....

Let me repeat...This is NOT love, this IS sex.

So sad, you won't find what you want.

You have given up love, which is the one thing you want.
 Quoting: abeliever


Why so puritanical???? I take poledance lessons and have a pole in my home. It is so far from what you think it is. Poledancing is taking on a slightly different vibe these days as more of a gymnast type activity. It is an amazing upper body work out and loads of fun if you don't like traditional exercise. There is nothing wrong with having fun or being healthy.
If you don't like it fine but stop pushing your unhealthy and sexually repressed views on everyone else!
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You can thank all the sleazy women in the media for this.
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After seeing a groupon pop up on my cell for pole dance training, it hit me like a ton of bricks.....

Women are becoming "pornified."

Women are enslaving themselves into insanity.

Think of what this is doing.

You are now setting the benchmark at how well you can compete with porn stars.

Women will become, and future women will become slaves to sex acting.

This is crazy.

We are quickly being molded into accepting this as normal and allowing men to demand it.

Women, what on earth are you doing to yourselves!?

Men and women, is this what you want for your daughters?

This is how you will raise your little girls?... to grow up to want to be like porn stars to get and hold a man.

Men and women, look at your daughters, really look at your daughters...hold their little hands and look into their eyes....you are training them to become pornified.

Mommy is getting a groupon to train for pole dancing to please daddy by becoming a porn star for him. Really? Really? WTH?

Women...guys won't date you if you don't "perform" like the best porn star....WTH?

Why, oh why, on earth are you doing this to yourselves?

There is no intimacy in this. There is nothing but a twisted act of sex leaving you feeling empty!

Women will realize that they will gain NOTHING at all from this emotionally.

Guys will move on after they're bored with you.

Just like clicking channels on tv....NEXT!

Women will be left lonely. Women need intimacy.


Wake up women. Shake your brains. This is stupid.

Psychologically, you're screwing yourselves.

You are literally saying to a man, I'm worth nothing....

My being is worthless.... However, because I'm like a porn star, I'm worthy of your sex. NOT YOUR LOVE.

Women want to love and be loved....

Let me repeat...This is NOT love, this IS sex.

So sad, you won't find what you want.

You have given up love, which is the one thing you want.
 Quoting: abeliever


Why so puritanical???? I take poledance lessons and have a pole in my home. It is so far from what you think it is. Poledancing is taking on a slightly different vibe these days as more of a gymnast type activity. It is an amazing upper body work out and loads of fun if you don't like traditional exercise. There is nothing wrong with having fun or being healthy.
If you don't like it fine but stop pushing your unhealthy and sexually repressed views on everyone else!
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You're missin' the point darlin'
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If a woman wanted to learn pole dancing or some other erotic dance, for her husbands eyes only, then there is nothing wrong with it. But I'm guessing that some of these women are performing for boyfriends or even strangers who they have no intention of spending the rest of their lives with. This is just another way to cheapen the female form and destroy relationship bonds.
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


I'd also like to see a survey of women based on physical attractiveness, a question like how many pretty women would respond displaying their wares was not cheapening themselves, versus women who were less attractive and thought it repugnant that more attractive women show off.

Personally, I hated it when I was working in an office and an attractive woman used sexually explicit behavior to garner attention or worse a raise.

flashblahblah
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You can thank all the sleazy women in the media for this.
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What about all the sleazy women in the workforce? See above.

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I completely agree with the OP, who I thank for starting this thread.

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After seeing a groupon pop up on my cell for pole dance training, it hit me like a ton of bricks.....

Women are becoming "pornified."

Women are enslaving themselves into insanity.

Think of what this is doing.

You are now setting the benchmark at how well you can compete with porn stars.

Women will become, and future women will become slaves to sex acting.

This is crazy.

We are quickly being molded into accepting this as normal and allowing men to demand it.

Women, what on earth are you doing to yourselves!?

Men and women, is this what you want for your daughters?

This is how you will raise your little girls?... to grow up to want to be like porn stars to get and hold a man.

Men and women, look at your daughters, really look at your daughters...hold their little hands and look into their eyes....you are training them to become pornified.

Mommy is getting a groupon to train for pole dancing to please daddy by becoming a porn star for him. Really? Really? WTH?

Women...guys won't date you if you don't "perform" like the best porn star....WTH?

Why, oh why, on earth are you doing this to yourselves?

There is no intimacy in this. There is nothing but a twisted act of sex leaving you feeling empty!

Women will realize that they will gain NOTHING at all from this emotionally.

Guys will move on after they're bored with you.

Just like clicking channels on tv....NEXT!

Women will be left lonely. Women need intimacy.


Wake up women. Shake your brains. This is stupid.

Psychologically, you're screwing yourselves.

You are literally saying to a man, I'm worth nothing....

My being is worthless.... However, because I'm like a porn star, I'm worthy of your sex. NOT YOUR LOVE.

Women want to love and be loved....

Let me repeat...This is NOT love, this IS sex.

So sad, you won't find what you want.

You have given up love, which is the one thing you want.
 Quoting: abeliever


you got a link for this groupon?
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you got a link for this groupon?
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Just google it.

Couldn't capture the one on my cell, but here's one of 12 on google....



[link to www.groupon.com]
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I completely agree with the OP, who I thank for starting this thread.

hf
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Thank you!


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If a woman wanted to learn pole dancing or some other erotic dance, for her husbands eyes only, then there is nothing wrong with it. But I'm guessing that some of these women are performing for boyfriends or even strangers who they have no intention of spending the rest of their lives with. This is just another way to cheapen the female form and destroy relationship bonds.
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


I'd also like to see a survey of women based on physical attractiveness, a question like how many pretty women would respond displaying their wares was not cheapening themselves, versus women who were less attractive and thought it repugnant that more attractive women show off.

Personally, I hated it when I was working in an office and an attractive woman used sexually explicit behavior to garner attention or worse a raise.

flashblahblah
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this.
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I think it's amazing the role the internet has played in 'educating' young females about hardcore fucking. They take pointers and practice to become the porn stars like the OP said, just to land a man. Just be grateful the groupon wasn't for blowjob classes like was mentioned earlier...
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5 stars OP hf
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5 stars OP hf
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Thank you!

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Did you ever stop and consider that it could be a pole fitness class. Those things are popping up all over the place.
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Did you ever stop and consider that it could be a pole fitness class. Those things are popping up all over the place.
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Back in the day, belly-dancing was the thing, and I took
classes at the University. It was a fun and great way to
keep in shape. These days, the young women are using a
pole and it IS in an exercise studio, not an X-rated club.

I live in Houston and love using groupons--

I just ordered this one today for a discount lube job-
(sounds naughty but its not)-
[link to www.groupon.com]

here is one for pole dancing--
[link to www.groupon.com]

These days I am more interested in a fishing pole,
but if I were younger....I might try to see if I
could swing around on one.
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Yes, lately I've seen ads for pole dancing classes on the site of the Latin American version of Groupon.

At least they have the decency to show the model in the pole dance ad wearing a gymnast's leotard and ballet shoes with her hair up in a bun while striking a graceful pose reminiscent of a ballerina. Perhaps, it is false advertising, and the moves are more risque? I don't know. It seems much of modern dance has become risque in my opinion.

I will admit that my eyebrows went up when I saw the ad. Pole dancing is something I have always associated with strippers. I just have a hard time viewing it as a legitimate art form or wholesome way to exercise.

If you want to learn demanding moves, increase your poise, strength and flexibility, and feel better about yourself, then why not take a ballet class instead?
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Yes, lately I've seen ads for pole dancing classes on the site of the Latin American version of Groupon.

At least they have the decency to show the model in the pole dance ad wearing a gymnast's leotard and ballet shoes with her hair up in a bun while striking a graceful pose reminiscent of a ballerina. Perhaps, it is false advertising, and the moves are more risque? I don't know. It seems much of modern dance has become risque in my opinion.

I will admit that my eyebrows went up when I saw the ad. Pole dancing is something I have always associated with strippers. I just have a hard time viewing it as a legitimate art form or wholesome way to exercise.

If you want to learn demanding moves, increase your poise, strength and flexibility, and feel better about yourself, then why not take a ballet class instead?
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Because, it doesn't have the word pole it it?

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What has it got to do with all you busy-bodies what someone else does with their own time and money ? are you so damn perfect that you can look down your noses at other people ?


I see a lot of you stepping on your soap boxes to reach that high horse !
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What has it got to do with all you busy-bodies what someone else does with their own time and money ? are you so damn perfect that you can look down your noses at other people ?


I see a lot of you stepping on your soap boxes to reach that high horse !
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You're not getting it. It's the whole idea of how it's all changing. It's sad really.
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What has it got to do with all you busy-bodies what someone else does with their own time and money ? are you so damn perfect that you can look down your noses at other people ?


I see a lot of you stepping on your soap boxes to reach that high horse !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34676434


You're not getting it. It's the whole idea of how it's all changing. It's sad really.
 Quoting: abeliever


I do get it. There are a lot of women who want to feel sexier and perform for their men in the privacy of their own homes. What on earth is wrong with that ?
Why don't you carry on with your worry free perfect life and let the rest get on with theirs.
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What has it got to do with all you busy-bodies what someone else does with their own time and money ? are you so damn perfect that you can look down your noses at other people ?


I see a lot of you stepping on your soap boxes to reach that high horse !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34676434


You're not getting it. It's the whole idea of how it's all changing. It's sad really.
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Yes, very sad. The trend is not likely to reverse in my lifetime.
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