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When Poles invaded Britain (and something about Battle of Fuengirola 1810)

 
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When Poles invaded Britain (and something about Battle of Fuengirola 1810)
Brits are so much stupid with theirs "dellusions of grandeur" that claims now they conquered in history 9 of 10 countries in the world!!!

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

WTF? These uneducated bastards really believes, that they conquered Poland in history !?!

Never.

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So, I have a one good question:

When Poles invaded and conquered England?


Perhaps hard question for everyone here. And serious question (please do not answer with jokes about present immigration of Poles to England).



Bonus: Poles were only ally, second force after main invading force.

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Awaiting proper answer, all can relax, and read something about:

What 300 Poles can do with 2.500 Brits in battle


Battle of Fuingerola, 1810:

[link to napoleonistyka.atspace.com]
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02/23/2013 04:01 PM
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Re: When Poles invaded Britain (and something about Battle of Fuengirola 1810)
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02/23/2013 04:11 PM
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Re: When Poles invaded Britain (and something about Battle of Fuengirola 1810)
And some comments in Polish language only:


- i zadne glupie chuje nie beda wiedziec,

- nie tylko angielskojezyczne ze swiata, ale tez:

- wypierdki TVN24 i GazWyb z kraju, "mlodzi, wyksztalceni, z wielkich miast"...,
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02/24/2013 03:52 AM
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02/24/2013 04:39 AM
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Re: When Poles invaded Britain (and something about Battle of Fuengirola 1810)
castles have always been hard to attack.
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02/24/2013 05:03 AM
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Re: When Poles invaded Britain (and something about Battle of Fuengirola 1810)
As to the tittle question, still nobody here knows, so below is the answer:


Canute, King of Denmark, Norway and England, was half- Polish. (His mother, Princess Swietoslawa, was the sister of Boleslaw the Great and is buried in Winchester.) When Canute invaded and conquered England in 1016-17 he was helped by 300 Polish cavalry and a contingent of Polish infantry.
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02/24/2013 05:21 AM
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Re: When Poles invaded Britain (and something about Battle of Fuengirola 1810)
Germans ass raped you though ey?
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02/24/2013 05:35 AM
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Conquered?, we had not even started to conquered like a tyrant.

And if we did... there will be no poles today and neither Obama anywhere in the west.
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02/24/2013 05:42 AM
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Re: When Poles invaded Britain (and something about Battle of Fuengirola 1810)
lol what is it with the Poles being nationalist?


Your country is a dump. Deal with it.
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02/24/2013 06:09 AM
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Re: When Poles invaded Britain (and something about Battle of Fuengirola 1810)
:-) You Ozzies and Kiwis have big asses and small heads (and brains) like your national symbols: kangaroo, emu and kiwi.



1. Germany.
Germany never in history alone defeated Poland in full-scale war.
Russia never in history alone defeated Poland in full-scale war.

They did it only attacking together from both sides.

At 17.09.1939, when Russia attacked Poland on second front with a million army, Germany was totally exhausted and had ammunition and fuel for only two weeks. Poland had possibilities to fight with Germany by months in mountainous territory near Romania border, where in Romania already were French transports of ammunition and armament for Poland.
So-called "Blietzkrieg" is hoax.

2. New Zealand is shitload.
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02/24/2013 06:11 AM
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How many of these battles did you fight in?
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02/24/2013 06:17 AM
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:-) You Ozzies and Kiwis have big asses and small heads (and brains) like your national symbols: kangaroo, emu and kiwi.



1. Germany.
Germany never in history alone defeated Poland in full-scale war.
Russia never in history alone defeated Poland in full-scale war.

They did it only attacking together from both sides.

At 17.09.1939, when Russia attacked Poland on second front with a million army, Germany was totally exhausted and had ammunition and fuel for only two weeks. Poland had possibilities to fight with Germany by months in mountainous territory near Romania border, where in Romania already were French transports of ammunition and armament for Poland.
So-called "Blietzkrieg" is hoax.

2. New Zealand is shitload.
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you need to give us back east germany, tho
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02/24/2013 06:21 AM
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:-) You Ozzies and Kiwis have big asses and small heads (and brains) like your national symbols: kangaroo, emu and kiwi.



1. Germany.
Germany never in history alone defeated Poland in full-scale war.
Russia never in history alone defeated Poland in full-scale war.

They did it only attacking together from both sides.

At 17.09.1939, when Russia attacked Poland on second front with a million army, Germany was totally exhausted and had ammunition and fuel for only two weeks. Poland had possibilities to fight with Germany by months in mountainous territory near Romania border, where in Romania already were French transports of ammunition and armament for Poland.
So-called "Blietzkrieg" is hoax.

2. New Zealand is shitload.
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you need to give us back east germany, tho
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only joking, the eastern lands are prolly lost forever :)
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02/24/2013 06:22 AM
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Re: When Poles invaded Britain (and something about Battle of Fuengirola 1810)
Brits are so much stupid with theirs "dellusions of grandeur" that claims now they conquered in history 9 of 10 countries in the world!!!

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

WTF? These uneducated bastards really believes, that they conquered Poland in history !?!

Never.

---------------------------------------------------------

So, I have a one good question:

When Poles invaded and conquered England?


Perhaps hard question for everyone here. And serious question (please do not answer with jokes about present immigration of Poles to England).



Bonus: Poles were only ally, second force after main invading force.

------------------------------------------------------------


Awaiting proper answer, all can relax, and read something about:

What 300 Poles can do with 2.500 Brits in battle


Battle of Fuingerola, 1810:

[link to napoleonistyka.atspace.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35011678



bump

how does ^^this shit relate in any way to YOUR life, OP ?

rant
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02/24/2013 06:24 AM
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Please forgive my compatriot here. Poles have a tendency to go all romantic on the world and engage in pointless discussions about the current state of affairs by going back a thousand years first. It's a shame they can't focus on the present more, where matters are much more pressing.

There's no glory in the present, but Smoleńsk KURWA!banana2
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02/24/2013 06:28 AM
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Re: When Poles invaded Britain (and something about Battle of Fuengirola 1810)
you need to give us back east germany, tho
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You need to give us back old Slavic territories till the Rhine river.


BTW. Did you ever know, that Germans are genetically not aryan type people nor even Germanic (like Scandinavians)?

You are mix of Germanic, Celtic and Slavic genes with only of 14% (or something like that)of Aryan genetic haplogroup R1A1 when Poles have 53%.
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02/24/2013 06:29 AM
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Re: When Poles invaded Britain (and something about Battle of Fuengirola 1810)
The pommy bloke who wrote the article said it was a bit of a lighted hearted piss take...

..next minute this cock smacking pole gets all excited and upset like someone poked him in the arse!
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02/24/2013 06:32 AM
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Re: When Poles invaded Britain (and something about Battle of Fuengirola 1810)
WTF?

What ya gonna do next crank up those old death camps and start offing people because you dont like their genetic mix?

Step away from the Eugenic websites matey!



you need to give us back east germany, tho
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You need to give us back old Slavic territories till the Rhine river.


BTW. Did you ever know, that Germans are genetically not aryan type people nor even Germanic (like Scandinavians)?

You are mix of Germanic, Celtic and Slavic genes with only of 14% (or something like that)of Aryan genetic haplogroup R1A1 when Poles have 53%.
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02/24/2013 08:00 AM
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how does ^^this shit relate in any way to YOUR life, OP ?


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Historical true about own country is important in anyone`s life.
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you need to give us back east germany, tho
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You need to give us back old Slavic territories till the Rhine river.


BTW. Did you ever know, that Germans are genetically not aryan type people nor even Germanic (like Scandinavians)?

You are mix of Germanic, Celtic and Slavic genes with only of 14% (or something like that)of Aryan genetic haplogroup R1A1 when Poles have 53%.
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So you finally admit you always wanted german land. Since it is all "slavic", in your imagination.

Bunch of nationalistic polacks.

To imagine that europe offed itself to safe your useless shithole.
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02/24/2013 08:33 AM
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you need to give us back east germany, tho
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You need to give us back old Slavic territories till the Rhine river.


BTW. Did you ever know, that Germans are genetically not aryan type people nor even Germanic (like Scandinavians)?

You are mix of Germanic, Celtic and Slavic genes with only of 14% (or something like that)of Aryan genetic haplogroup R1A1 when Poles have 53%.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35060902


So you finally admit you always wanted german land. Since it is all "slavic", in your imagination.

Bunch of nationalistic polacks.

To imagine that europe offed itself to safe your useless shithole.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33724411



Fuck off you asshole.

These are Germans which falsified history in XIX century and still are doing that. Acccording to various archeological and entomological facts, Slavs once habitated territories from Rhine river on the west to present Xinjiang province of China on the east. According to latest genetical researches (Underhill) Poles are indigenous to present Poland territory as long as 10.000 years ago. Additionaly, according to the Aryan haplogroup R1A1 placement in Tajikistan, North India and Iran and according to the fact that Slavic languages are closest to classic Indian sanskrit, Slavs were Aryans which domesticated horse, established "culture of chariots" in east Europe and Central Asia and next conquered south Asia and established classic civilisations of India and Persia.
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07/29/2013 10:57 AM
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cruise
President Obama: “The future does not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam”.
President Reagan: “The future doesn’t belong to the fainthearted; it belongs to the brave….”
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07/29/2013 11:06 AM
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Poland will rise again! They are not buying into the multicult delusion. While the rest of Europe is being overrun by Muslims and congoids, the Poles will be basking in their superior old world culture, Eastern European intellect, and traditional values.
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Poland will rise again! They are not buying into the multicult delusion. While the rest of Europe is being overrun by Muslims and congoids, the Poles will be basking in their superior old world culture, Eastern European intellect, and traditional values.
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Oh, and not to mention their superior physical power exemplified by the most successful world's strongest man Mariusz Pudzianowski.
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Poland will rise again! They are not buying into the multicult delusion. While the rest of Europe is being overrun by Muslims and congoids, the Poles will be basking in their superior old world culture, Eastern European intellect, and traditional values.
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Got to agree with you there. They've got the smallest percentage of muslims in Europe, and have recently banned kosher meat etc. Hmm - what are the house prices like?
President Obama: “The future does not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam”.
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Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Polish beauty contest?


A: Me neither.




Poland-Home to the ugliest women on the planet!



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07/29/2013 01:12 PM
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Did you ever know, that Poland still have a Queen?

Yes.

Most Saint Mary Virgin, God`s Mother, Queen of Poland.



After visions of Italian father Giulio Machinelli, in 1608,1610 and 1617, when Saint Mary told him to name her as "Queen of Poland" because Poland is her most beloved country on Earth, during long process, Saint Mary was finally declared as "Queen of Poland"* in 1656 in Lwow, by Polish king Jan Kazimierz.



*Not whole Poland exactly speaking, but strictly old Polish part of Polish-Lithuanian state - The Crown of Poland, apart of Grand Duchy of Lithuania, so official title:

Most Saint Mary Queen of Crown of Poland.




Little explanation:

In XVII century Poland had two parts: The Crown of Poland and The Grand Duchy of Lithuania (habitated by Poles and Polish speaking Ruthenians from centuries - please dont mix this with modern so-called "Lithuania", country with stolen from Poland name of Lithuania by small nation of Samogitians).

Official name of Polish state in XVII century was:

1. Polish:

Najjasniejsza Rzeczpospolita Korony Polskiej i Wielkiego Ksiestwa Litewskiego.

2. Latin:

Serenissima Res Publica Coronae Regni Poloniae Magnique Ducatus Lithuaniae.

3. English:

The Most Serene Republic of the Crown of the Poland and the Grand Duchy of Lithuania.
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Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Polish beauty contest?


A: Me neither.




Poland-Home to the ugliest women on the planet!




 Quoting: IntoTheLight



Ugliest woman on the planet is your jew.ish mother.
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3rd world war coming and do not sign any fucking treaties with the poles.

Never again.
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Q: How do you take the census in a Polish village?


A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.



Poland-Shit hole of Europe.



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