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If God asked you personally to be responsible for the care and preservation of one of his animal creations, which would you choose?

 
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Tropical Fish, (good at it) love doing it....
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Gay guys, because they are an endangered species!
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Honeybees.

Despite thinking I was allergic to them for 30+ years, I absolutely adore them.

My job shares a dumpster with a doughnut shop and there must be an entire hive or two that visit every day. They only sting you when you hurt them or threaten their home and queen.

Otherwise, very gentle, beneficial creatures.
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Donkeys since they carried Jesus and they have the cross on their backs. Plus I already have three. Sweetest animal going. They're like big puppies.

Also sheep. Had a pet sheep that was wonderful. Her name was Fleece. Lost her to pneumonia and it broke my heart. She would follow me anywhere. Used to walk her up my driveway. She never left my side.
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After seeing this video I want to take care of the Lions. :)


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what a TOUCHING video
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my top 3

Lion
Seahorse
Dolphin
:)
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Dolphins dont need to be taken care of!
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remember, this post is the care and PRESERVATION of any animal species- dolphins work! any animal works!
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{animal, ocean life, amphibian, reptile, insect}


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Dodo bird.


I'd have to go back in time to save it.



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{animal, ocean life, amphibian, reptile, insect}


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I'd tell him to take care of his own fucking creations you know, the ones that are suppose to be made in his own image first before asking me to take care of another thing he fucked up.
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Tyrannosaurus rex. Id teach it to eat Libtards.
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Mosquitos because they are perfect examples of bloodsuckers as the rest of the species "created".
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After seeing this video I want to take care of the Lions. :)


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what a TOUCHING video
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


I cried!!!
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{animal, ocean life, amphibian, reptile, insect}


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I'd tell him to take care of his own fucking creations you know, the ones that are suppose to be made in his own image first before asking me to take care of another thing he fucked up.
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well someone like your attitude would not be asked to take care of anything
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After seeing this video I want to take care of the Lions. :)


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what a TOUCHING video
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


I cried!!!
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ditto- what a fantastic example of animals having emotion
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{animal, ocean life, amphibian, reptile, insect}


 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


I'd tell him to take care of his own fucking creations you know, the ones that are suppose to be made in his own image first before asking me to take care of another thing he fucked up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32447952


well someone like your attitude would not be asked to take care of anything
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Well he supposedly made them, if he can't take care of them, then hes not very good at doing his job as being god is he?
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Mosquitos because they are perfect examples of bloodsuckers as the rest of the species "created".
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im sure that you would be a very good caretaker of blood sucking mosquitos then
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A Bush Baby so Dr. Heywood Floyd's little girl can have one for her birthday in 2001. There are very few left in my timeline of 1967.
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{animal, ocean life, amphibian, reptile, insect}


 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


I'd tell him to take care of his own fucking creations you know, the ones that are suppose to be made in his own image first before asking me to take care of another thing he fucked up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32447952


well someone like your attitude would not be asked to take care of anything
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Well he supposedly made them, if he can't take care of them, then hes not very good at doing his job as being god is he?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32447952


At Genesis 1:28- God said to have animals be in subjection to man-he entrusted man to take care of his animal creation and treat it with respect-man has failed at this - instead man's ignorance and greed has destroyed animal and plant life- as a result, Jehovah has foretold that he will "bring to ruin those ruining the earth"- Revelation 11:18
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Possum

Possums need love to.
But this shall be the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel; After those days, saith Yahweh, I will put my law in their inward parts, and write it in their hearts; and will be their Elohim, and they shall be my people.
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I'd tell him to take care of his own fucking creations you know, the ones that are suppose to be made in his own image first before asking me to take care of another thing he fucked up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32447952


well someone like your attitude would not be asked to take care of anything
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Well he supposedly made them, if he can't take care of them, then hes not very good at doing his job as being god is he?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32447952


At Genesis 1:28- God said to have animals be in subjection to man-he entrusted man to take care of his animal creation and treat it with respect-man has failed at this - instead man's ignorance and greed has destroyed animal and plant life- as a result, Jehovah has foretold that he will "bring to ruin those ruining the earth"- Revelation 11:18
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


LOL

Sure he will, in brimstone and fire and all that jazz.
This is the same god asking for animal sacrifices as well.

Some god.
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well someone like your attitude would not be asked to take care of anything
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Well he supposedly made them, if he can't take care of them, then hes not very good at doing his job as being god is he?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32447952


At Genesis 1:28- God said to have animals be in subjection to man-he entrusted man to take care of his animal creation and treat it with respect-man has failed at this - instead man's ignorance and greed has destroyed animal and plant life- as a result, Jehovah has foretold that he will "bring to ruin those ruining the earth"- Revelation 11:18
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


LOL

Sure he will, in brimstone and fire and all that jazz.
This is the same god asking for animal sacrifices as well.

Some god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32447952


this thread is about the love and care of God's animal creation, what contribution have you made to this aspect of life?
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Possum

Possums need love to.
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indeed they do! there is no animal exempt from this-not even THIS


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Well he supposedly made them, if he can't take care of them, then hes not very good at doing his job as being god is he?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32447952


At Genesis 1:28- God said to have animals be in subjection to man-he entrusted man to take care of his animal creation and treat it with respect-man has failed at this - instead man's ignorance and greed has destroyed animal and plant life- as a result, Jehovah has foretold that he will "bring to ruin those ruining the earth"- Revelation 11:18
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


LOL

Sure he will, in brimstone and fire and all that jazz.
This is the same god asking for animal sacrifices as well.

Some god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32447952


this thread is about the love and care of God's animal creation, what contribution have you made to this aspect of life?
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Im looking after number 1
Me

Thats the only aspect of life, because we get one shot and thats it.
Im not deluded with the whole heaven hell shit either.
Neither exist, just like god, jesus, the angels and what ever else people are brainwashed with
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At Genesis 1:28- God said to have animals be in subjection to man-he entrusted man to take care of his animal creation and treat it with respect-man has failed at this - instead man's ignorance and greed has destroyed animal and plant life- as a result, Jehovah has foretold that he will "bring to ruin those ruining the earth"- Revelation 11:18
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


LOL

Sure he will, in brimstone and fire and all that jazz.
This is the same god asking for animal sacrifices as well.

Some god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32447952


this thread is about the love and care of God's animal creation, what contribution have you made to this aspect of life?
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Im looking after number 1
Me

Thats the only aspect of life, because we get one shot and thats it.
Im not deluded with the whole heaven hell shit either.
Neither exist, just like god, jesus, the angels and what ever else people are brainwashed with
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yes, self worship is indeed a proof that we are living in the last days:

"For know this, that in the last days critical times hard to deal with will be here. For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, self assuming, haughty, blasphemers, dis-obedient to parents, unthankful, disloyal, having no natural affection, not open to any agreement.."- 2 Timothy 3:1-7
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my top 3

Lion
Seahorse
Dolphin
:)
 Quoting: Ellusion


Dolphins dont need to be taken care of!
 Quoting: TruthMinion


well i would still like to swim
with them!
:)
 Quoting: Ellusion



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my top 3

Lion
Seahorse
Dolphin
:)
 Quoting: Ellusion


Dolphins dont need to be taken care of!
 Quoting: TruthMinion


well i would still like to swim
with them!
:)
 Quoting: Ellusion



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my top 3

Lion
Seahorse
Dolphin
:)
 Quoting: Ellusion


Dolphins dont need to be taken care of!
 Quoting: TruthMinion


well i would still like to swim
with them!
:)
 Quoting: Ellusion



 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


so beautiful!
:)
thank you for posting!
hf
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we have an organic farm
full of Creator/God creations
so, it would start from the soil
then to land animals
in the sky....
all inclusive

already doing this, so we are grateful and feel it is a sacred act~~~~
Favorite quote or Haiku,
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" I said to the Almond tree, "Sister, speak to me of God..."
And the Almond tree blossomed...
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we have an organic farm
full of Creator/God creations
so, it would start from the soil
then to land animals
in the sky....
all inclusive

already doing this, so we are grateful and feel it is a sacred act~~~~
 Quoting: Ozark



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LOL

Sure he will, in brimstone and fire and all that jazz.
This is the same god asking for animal sacrifices as well.

Some god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32447952


this thread is about the love and care of God's animal creation, what contribution have you made to this aspect of life?
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Im looking after number 1
Me

Thats the only aspect of life, because we get one shot and thats it.
Im not deluded with the whole heaven hell shit either.
Neither exist, just like god, jesus, the angels and what ever else people are brainwashed with
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32447952


yes, self worship is indeed a proof that we are living in the last days:

"For know this, that in the last days critical times hard to deal with will be here. For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, self assuming, haughty, blasphemers, dis-obedient to parents, unthankful, disloyal, having no natural affection, not open to any agreement.."- 2 Timothy 3:1-7
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Thats me summed up perfectly.

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