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I Was A Whitehouse Callboy Who Got 'Fired'

 
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I think your full of crap. Your trying to sway people away from our faith in government and country. Your probably not even an American.
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Tend to agree. I like these salacious stories when they are backed up with a shred of evidence and the OP follows them. To me, it seems like he's writing a book and using this thread to poke plot holes.
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I think your full of crap. Your trying to sway people away from our faith in government and country. Your probably not even an American.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25788477


Tend to agree. I like these salacious stories when they are backed up with a shred of evidence and the OP follows them. To me, it seems like he's writing a book and using this thread to poke plot holes.
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The more I see threads such as this the more I think .. Hmm.. What is their agenda? I don't like it one bit. I think we all need to stand our ground when it comes to our country and defend it, I don't trust people such as these kinds.
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Anyone buying this is an idiot
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Write a book.
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Couldn't do it. Too many big names. Attempting that would probably get me killed
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Ok write out the truth about that happen as a fan fic. Using anagrams and coded messages to reveal the big players who are involved with it all going on. Post it online. You know it well be ture, and those reading it well have to try to figure out the anagrams and coded messages.
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It's not the glorious life you would think it would be. It's rather demeaning. It is a chapter of my life I am looking forward to putting behind me.
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Best of luck to you in your recovery OP. I'm sorry you went through all that mess.

If you come back, please let us know if you heard anything about the Reptilians.

TIA.
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I think your full of crap. Your trying to sway people away from our faith in government and country. Your probably not even an American.
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Dude have you been living on the moon. What faith? The government screws the average american every chance it gets.
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The only threads worth reading on here are the ones pertaining to UFO, emoters, earthquakes. I think every else is b.s
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I'm with you 100%.
All of this roleplaying threads, with endless pages of comments really confuses me. If you use common sense, you could easily deduce the truth from what op is stating. He states that he is too afraid to expose anyone and write a book, although he confuses this message board as being some sort of cloak of invisibility. Trust me, if you think they don't have programs to scan postings like these looking at phrases that peak suspicion, then you're severely mistaken. Making false allegations about men who run this country is not okay. There's a lot of anti-Americanism here and it is beginning to really make me angry. There's comes a point when you are oppressed, and when you're just bored with first world problems. I'm tired of people here acting like just because we are all going through a rough time in the west, that it's a great opportunity to begun a smear campaign against those who without question, could run the country better then they ever could. These people call themselves patriots, and I find that offensive. They've smeared the line between victim, and boy who cries wolf. If these people actually cared about the coy.try, they would get involved and do something other than making anti establishment posts on a message board. Insert your negative karma, call shill (whatever that crap is), whatever helps you hide the truth that you are in fact what is wrong with this country. Those with nothing to contribute shouldn't be casting stones. Pass your judgment, but don't do so as someone who pretends to understand the intricacies from his ivory silicone tower, wired in to his sheilded network, afraid that someone might actually see the fact behind the horribly unpatriotic posts.
I don't belong here, not with your fantasy personas, your self indulged grandeur, your infantile hate campaigns, your regretfully sad satires, your perpetual fear machine that acts like a narcotic for those predisposed to paranoia.

The status quo here is a hateful delusion of the grandest scale, bolstered on the shoulders of addicts with stars next to their usernames. The watchdogs with daily disinfo, readily pinned for the coward's everyday 'fix'.
Those with the most to say, are often the most reticent. I also find them the most agreeable.
The collective voice in the echo chamber of glp, resonates the faint idea of an effect, but the true effect is the doom generator, that carries an eternal clock, that cries to be reset daily, and you'd best believe there are always pawns ready with the hamster food for the non paying fledgling.

I call upon the voice of reason in all of you.. To the initiated, to the dissatisfied to muster enough common sense to sway the tide of what the world is chanting you truly are. Help me take the collective tin foil hat from the phrase master, and supplant a denominator of sense and sensibility, of sentiment and believability. We must act not. The curtains are closed, our throats are coarse, and we are the only men who stand in our way.


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Your fired.
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who was the kinkiest? i bet it was ashcroft. was cheney a bottom or a top?
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It seems when people get that much power, it turns them into real perverts. they all sorts of bizarre fetishes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35021960


dude are u being serious?!thats awful man. id imagine at that level its all about power. i could see those sick fuckers getting bored with women and need to dominate men just to get off. kinda like a junkie needing more of and stronger hits to get the same effect.

but in the end no one is outside the laws of karma. what goes around...
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Just the opposite, the more powerful during the day the more they want you to feed them in dog dishes. This is why I am believing the OP.

I've only read the first page and I am really hoping OP doesn't say anything else. You sort of gave yourself away already OP. I am sure you would like to live a long life
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I think your full of crap. Your trying to sway people away from our faith in government and country. Your probably not even an American.
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Faith in "government". Really? rofl Not paying attention,are you?

Not quite the same thing as faith in country, is it?

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and there is nothing stranger in life, to as a teen watching harold and kumar and being a big fan, then seeing kumar stumble out of a whitehouse bedroom incoherent, disheveled and looking seriously ill after God knows whatever happened to put him in that state. surreal and sobering to see that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35021960


Obama had his eyes on that guy all along. He's indian and probably has a big dick which Obama couldnt wait to get in his mouth.

That guy never saw this coming. Mostly because he thought only politicians of his country India are corrupt. But now after seeing Obama like this it, it killed him.

baffle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1711362


Go read about Obama's Pakistani lover before he became a Senator. The guy has a fetish for far eastern guys. Feel sorry for Penn, according to Wiki he resigned from his position, guess he got tired of doing what he was being made to do.

I wonder if the women in the WH are doing this shit too, does Michelle just ignore this or does she rape little boys (or girls) too? Curious minds would like to know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31197155


Michelle also seems like a real sicko.

obama's Paaaaistani lover:

:obomaroom:

Could they be sitting any closer?
 Quoting: truthwillsetyoufreeagain


And where is he now? Does anyone know what happened to this Paki guy?

yoda
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who was the kinkiest? i bet it was ashcroft. was cheney a bottom or a top?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29234021


It seems when people get that much power, it turns them into real perverts. they all sorts of bizarre fetishes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35021960


dude are u being serious?!thats awful man. id imagine at that level its all about power. i could see those sick fuckers getting bored with women and need to dominate men just to get off. kinda like a junkie needing more of and stronger hits to get the same effect.

but in the end no one is outside the laws of karma. what goes around...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29234021


Just the opposite, the more powerful during the day the more they want you to feed them in dog dishes. This is why I am believing the OP.

I've only read the first page and I am really hoping OP doesn't say anything else. You sort of gave yourself away already OP. I am sure you would like to live a long life
 Quoting: ella


The fact he gave himself away should tell you that he is roleplaying..
How is this so hard to comprehend.
Everytime someone gets a subject pinned, someone else will start a thread roleplaying a character from the story.
It's all here if you pay attention.
I'm curious what in the world would make you think this is real in any degree? I believe that you believe he is telling the truth, and that scares the crap out of me.
The point where I read that you believed this person, I immediately realised what the problem here was.. its a level of gullibility that I couldn't imagine existed. It's the driving force behind the popularity of the and the addictive nature of the board itself.
I'm worried that anyone who would believe this story, based on a couple sentenced loosely regarding something that might not even be true, would take everything they read here, and tell other people. They will scare people with it. This crap isn't really the truth we are trying to expose here. We look at facts, and attempt to create a picture of the current world based on those facts exposed. Going by this thread, you'd believe every role player here, and sir, you have no idea how terribly scary that idea is to me.
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It seems when people get that much power, it turns them into real perverts. they all sorts of bizarre fetishes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35021960


dude are u being serious?!thats awful man. id imagine at that level its all about power. i could see those sick fuckers getting bored with women and need to dominate men just to get off. kinda like a junkie needing more of and stronger hits to get the same effect.

but in the end no one is outside the laws of karma. what goes around...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29234021


Just the opposite, the more powerful during the day the more they want you to feed them in dog dishes. This is why I am believing the OP.

I've only read the first page and I am really hoping OP doesn't say anything else. You sort of gave yourself away already OP. I am sure you would like to live a long life
 Quoting: ella

The fact he gave himself away should tell you that he is roleplaying..
How is this so hard to comprehend.
Everytime someone gets a subject pinned, someone else will start a thread roleplaying a character from the story.
It's all here if you pay attention.
I'm curious what in the world would make you think this is real in anydegree? I believe that you believe he is telling the truth, and that scares the crap out of me.
The point where I read that you believed this person, I immediately realised what the problem here was.. its a level of gullibility that I couldn't imagine existed. It's the driving force behind the popularity of the and the addictive nature of the board itself.
I'm worried that anyone who would believe this story, based on a couple sentenced loosely regarding something that might not even be true, would take everything they read here, and tell other people. They will scare people with it. This crap isn't really the truth we are trying to expose here. We look at facts, and attempt to create a picture of the current world based on those facts exposed. Going by this thread, you'd believe every role player here, and sir, you have no idea how terribly scary that idea is to me.
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Who in the hell are you to tell me what I should believe

I believe VERY little of what I read. You don't know one damn thing about me. There are reasons why I posted what I did and I have no expectations of you being able to comprehend my reasons.

Fuck off you little twit
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OP: did they take you to bohemian grove?
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if you bent over i bet i could easily toss a golf ball into your anus
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I was told I would be given a real job in the dc gov't, maybe even the whitehouse as an aid. never happened. i was told i would get a very large sum of money deposited into my account, never happened. i was told all sorts of things, especially in the heat of the moment. but nothing of substance materialized
""

Sounds like a garden variety Psychopath.

Full of lies and promises that never materialize.

A fucking Rat-Hole.
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You people are either pathetically gullible or truly bizarre roleplayers.


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Hi Johnny Gosch, your momma Noreen is looking for you. Go home Johnny!
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I think your full of crap. Your trying to sway people away from our faith in government and country. Your probably not even an American.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25788477


Faith in "government". Really? rofl Not paying attention,are you?

Not quite the same thing as faith in country, is it?
 Quoting: s. d. butler


There's too many people out there in denial or just plain retarded. A lot of these type of responses in this thread are probably from government people scared that their shit will get exposed.
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... Why do I even come here, is a mantra I find myself repeating frequently these days..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34275047


Because you know that a lot of what is at GLP is true.

If this is a fraud, it was very well done. Someone wanting to "role-play," as you say, could have taken much greater advantage of being in the spotlight, after this thread got pinned last night.

I'd rather take the tack that if this is true, it is an individual who needs support.

Last Edited by Jovian on 02/24/2013 10:25 AM
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The only threads worth reading on here are the ones pertaining to UFO, emoters, earthquakes. I think every else is b.s
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I'm with you 100%.
All of this roleplaying threads, with endless pages of comments really confuses me. If you use common sense, you could easily deduce the truth from what op is stating. He states that he is too afraid to expose anyone and write a book, although he confuses this message board as being some sort of cloak of invisibility. Trust me, if you think they don't have programs to scan postings like these looking at phrases that peak suspicion, then you're severely mistaken. Making false allegations about men who run this country is not okay. There's a lot of anti-Americanism here and it is beginning to really make me angry. There's comes a point when you are oppressed, and when you're just bored with first world problems. I'm tired of people here acting like just because we are all going through a rough time in the west, that it's a great opportunity to begun a smear campaign against those who without question, could run the country better then they ever could. These people call themselves patriots, and I find that offensive. They've smeared the line between victim, and boy who cries wolf. If these people actually cared about the coy.try, they would get involved and do something other than making anti establishment posts on a message board. Insert your negative karma, call shill (whatever that crap is), whatever helps you hide the truth that you are in fact what is wrong with this country. Those with nothing to contribute shouldn't be casting stones. Pass your judgment, but don't do so as someone who pretends to understand the intricacies from his ivory silicone tower, wired in to his sheilded network, afraid that someone might actually see the fact behind the horribly unpatriotic posts.
I don't belong here, not with your fantasy personas, your self indulged grandeur, your infantile hate campaigns, your regretfully sad satires, your perpetual fear machine that acts like a narcotic for those predisposed to paranoia.

The status quo here is a hateful delusion of the grandest scale, bolstered on the shoulders of addicts with stars next to their usernames. The watchdogs with daily disinfo, readily pinned for the coward's everyday 'fix'.
Those with the most to say, are often the most reticent. I also find them the most agreeable.
The collective voice in the echo chamber of glp, resonates the faint idea of an effect, but the true effect is the doom generator, that carries an eternal clock, that cries to be reset daily, and you'd best believe there are always pawns ready with the hamster food for the non paying fledgling.

I call upon the voice of reason in all of you.. To the initiated, to the dissatisfied to muster enough common sense to sway the tide of what the world is chanting you truly are. Help me take the collective tin foil hat from the phrase master, and supplant a denominator of sense and sensibility, of sentiment and believability. We must act not. The curtains are closed, our throats are coarse, and we are the only men who stand in our way.


-N()v3L
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34275047


So you know that none of the people you are calling the status quo here never do anything to right the problems or find solutions?

So being critical of the gubmint is unpatriotic and unAmerican?

Funny, I thought it was very American.

The politicians are mere humans and yet you imply they are omnipotent.

We should all just shut up and do as we are told?



Is that the message of your astonishing gibberish?

Frankly I find you and your kind offensive.
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I wasn't sure what to think of this thread...until I remembered that Kal Penn actually does work for the White House...a fact that has been erased from most people's minds years ago.

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Pop

Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes,
Pop switches channels, takes another
Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks
What to do with me, a green young man
Who fails to consider the
Flim and flam of the world, since
Things have been easy for me;
I stare hard at his face, a stare
That deflects off his brow;
I'm sure he's unaware of his
Dark, watery eyes, that
Glance in different directions,
And his slow, unwelcome twitches,
Fail to pass.
I listen, nod,
Listen, open, till I cling to his pale,
Beige T-shirt, yelling,
Yelling in his ears, that hang
With heavy lobes, but he's still telling
His joke, so I ask why
He's so unhappy, to which he replies . . .
But I don't care anymore, cause
He took too damn long, and from
Under my seat, I pull out the
Mirror I've been saving; I'm laughing,
Laughing loud, the blood rushing from his face
To mine, as he grows small,
A spot in my brain, something
That may be squeezed out, like a
Watermelon seed between
Two fingers.
Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I've got on mine and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem
He wrote before his mother died,
Stands, shouts, and asks
For a hug, as I shink, my
Arms barely reaching around
His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; 'cause
I see my face, framed within
Pop's black-framed glasses
And know he's laughing too.

-- Barack Obama5a
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I believe I may know the identity of the OP
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sue and say obama raped you in the whitehouse bathroom. they'll give you millions to drop the case.
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only problem is, o, as we call him, became a submissive.
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what a pile of shit. obviously some fool just spinning a pile of bs. dont fall for it.
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Yeah, OP. ...What happened to ya?
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Corn-holed to death by Ram Emanuel.

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I believe I may know the identity of the OP
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talk to me.
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Wow, 5 years? This was a big deal for you, then! Jeebus, you really could write a book someday...
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Maybe you cannot write a book, because what would be so interesting about it for you?!
If you do not have details, like photos or some tapes, or friends, you cannot write it.
Even, why should you write it?
You did it for your own incomes.
So, you are your own adviser.
So, why should other people be interested in your sick stuff?
In my eyes, it is all polution!
Keep out of it, so, you do not support it!
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Suggest plastic surgery and move to another country. You are a target.
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