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I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..

 
High Fructose
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02/24/2013 12:42 AM
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I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
I do this in attempt that she should ever leave me, she wouldn't be able to find anyone because she would be too fat. Good plan I have, eh? 5a
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02/24/2013 12:47 AM
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Re: I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
lmao
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03/13/2013 08:58 AM
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scratching
Your day will come...
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03/13/2013 09:02 AM
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Re: I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
Apparently most everyone has the same plan. It's working, too.
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03/13/2013 09:04 AM
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Re: I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
Thats really not a hard thing to accomplish in America since most of the girls now are all fat disgusting slobs to begin with.
bovine somatotrophic
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03/13/2013 09:05 AM
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Re: I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
Robert Gallo your not dead yet? Cute test tube baby, name it after me ok. Call it bitch. Or dead bitch or tested bitch.

Whatever.
lupa14714

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03/13/2013 09:19 AM
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Re: I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
I do this in attempt that she should ever leave me, she wouldn't be able to find anyone because she would be too fat. Good plan I have, eh? 5a
 Quoting: High Fructose 25231916


got health insurance too? i've met 2 men who said same thing,both were in army,odd'
church of euthanasia.
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have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
Stoygon

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03/13/2013 09:26 AM
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Re: I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
You don't have much a choice with all these "empowered" western sluts.
All around me are familiar faces... Worn out places...Worn out faces...
lupa14714

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03/13/2013 09:30 AM
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Re: I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
and what are embittered wives feeding men? well known for killing by poison...
church of euthanasia.
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have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
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03/13/2013 09:58 AM
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Re: I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
You don't have much a choice with all these "empowered" western sluts.
 Quoting: Stoygon


Western sluts? Thats just an illusion that western women think they are sexually open and all that.

Compared to European and Russia women, North American women are sexually dull. North American couples have substantially less sex than their European and Russia counterparts.
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03/13/2013 10:09 AM
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Re: I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
Don't you mind the flab?
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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03/13/2013 10:12 AM
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Re: I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
I do this in attempt that she should ever leave me, she wouldn't be able to find anyone because she would be too fat. Good plan I have, eh? 5a
 Quoting: High Fructose 25231916


And here I thought OP was a Prepper.
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03/13/2013 10:19 AM
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Re: I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
The fear a woman will leave you speaks to your insecurity and poor relationship.
I dated a man who tried this with me. He was so insecure that he openly admitted he was trying to keep me fat so I couldn't leave him. LOL. Then he began to berate me for being fat. I was 20 pounds heavier two years into the relationship. I realized what was happening and lost the weight, 20 pounds plus the 180 he carried. Best choice ever.
A fat girl can get just as much action as a skinny, I know. I was approachable when I was heavier, therefore I was hit on way more.
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03/13/2013 10:26 AM
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Re: I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
Fail to see why you're loving it---

A. She's currently enjoying cakes, pies, and chocolate.
B. You're dealing with her weight gain.
C. When she eventually does leave you (as she realizes you are an egotistical jerk) she'll lose the weight and hook up with someone else--or she may keep it on and STILL find someone who loves her.

Soooooo how is this a win:win?

And why is is that you don't simply get a divorce?
Anonymous Coward
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03/13/2013 10:59 AM
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Re: I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
Why not just get a goat?
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03/13/2013 11:00 AM
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Re: I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
Why in the name of fuck would you want to be with a woman, that you fear will leave you? Kick that bitch out, and bang bar whores. (Wear protection obviously)
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03/13/2013 11:25 AM
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Re: I purposely feed my wife cakes, ice creames, pies, cookies, jars of peanut butter and bricks of chocolates to make her get fat..
OP,I think that you forgot that BLACK GUYS just love those fat,sloppy,white pigs....

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